I wuz trapped!!!

so da hoomanz leaved, well we 'loowed diz kuz it waz ta hep send furry's
aunt to da bridge... We knowz diz iz 'purrtanta hoomanz so we pured fur her
anna efurithin, den dey wuz gona 'xtra day kuz furry wanted ta see hiz mom,
ok we getz dat one alzo, butted dey iz gonna hafta be purnized realyllreally
big when i getz outta diz her kitty jail, Dey kamed home anna efurthin wuz
normal, dey bringed in der stuffz furm da van, dey wented out anna set
derown faces on fire inna van den dey camed in anna eated fudz, all nurmal
stuffz, den after i eated, soft snached me up, her knowz i lofez ta be
petted but NOT piked up, den az her started ta walk, I seed a kitty jail
onna dinin rum table, anna hersef stuffed minesef init, I iz sendin diz her
message telepathicall so youcatz willz purr fur me ta get outta diz jail az
fazt az i kan, soft sayed i hadda be atta ted all day agin until i peed inna
box, Now you juz 'splain ta minesef what bad mannerz iz it ta pee inna kitty
jail, itz bad enuf in her wifout peein, Tiger, extremely hizzed off anna
tellin efuryone 'bout it!!!

Hooman note: In my defense, the TED wants to give tiger another test to se
if the infection and crystals are improved with the antibiotics and SD food,
soft

On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:03:17 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

My poor darlink! How cud dey do suck rood tings to a big, hansum
boycat like you!

Buttid on da offur paw, I hopes dat de infeksion is gone, and dat
you'll be OK.

Pleeze let myownself know whut da TED sez, hokay???


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 11:11:03 AM
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hereiz da reepurrt:

-Mine 'fection iz gone, I juz knew dat toona flafurred stuffz wuz gud for
anycat!!!
-Da TED taked mine pee anna luked atitself, her sayed her seed onliest 1
crystal thingy so her thinkz it wuz dat wellness fudz. Her sayed dat soft
kan uze da rezt of whut her haz ifin her mixes it butted we iz gettin
'scriptin fudz furm now on.
-Her alzo sayed her seed some red blood cells inna mine pee, so I getz
"glucocamine condrotin" sp ta see ifin diz helpz mine baldder ta calm down,
I didn't know itself wuz upsetted but her sayed it wuz... her sayed somfin
like "systis" butted soft kuldint remfur whut da name wuz her wuz soso
releefed ta know it wuz fixable... dat ted alzo sayed i shuuld get yogurtz,
dat iz a gud thing anna i getz mine pillz toona flafurred soso dat iz a gud
thing, anna dat ted alzo sayed diz new stuffz willz hep wif da agin purcess,
HRMPH, az like iz iz owld or somfin!!!

Soft telled me i kuld leaf da ted az soon az i peed so i did it reallyreally
faztfazt today, not like when we all wuz der anna mineself wuz lazt, Tiger,
smoochiez
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:03:17 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

My poor darlink! How cud dey do suck rood tings to a big, hansum
boycat like you!

Buttid on da offur paw, I hopes dat de infeksion is gone, and dat
you'll be OK.

Pleeze let myownself know whut da TED sez, hokay???


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 11:11:03 AM
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My poor darlink! I'ze glad to heer dat de 'fection iz gone an dat
yu'll be OK! And just in time - we're going to Paris!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 11:29:00 PM
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thank yourownsef!!!, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
news
My poor darlink! I'ze glad to heer dat de 'fection iz gone an dat
yu'll be OK! And just in time - we're going to Paris!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 11:29:00 PM
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On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 21:56:40 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

hereiz da reepurrt:

-Mine 'fection iz gone, I juz knew dat toona flafurred stuffz wuz gud for
anycat!!!

Eggzelent news!

-Her alzo sayed her seed some red blood cells inna mine pee, so I getz
"glucocamine condrotin" sp ta see ifin diz helpz mine baldder ta calm down,
I didn't know itself wuz upsetted but her sayed it wuz... her sayed somfin
like "systis" butted soft kuldint remfur whut da name wuz her wuz soso
releefed ta know it wuz fixable... dat ted alzo sayed i shuuld get yogurtz,
dat iz a gud thing anna i getz mine pillz toona flafurred soso dat iz a gud
thing, anna dat ted alzo sayed diz new stuffz willz hep wif da agin purcess,
HRMPH, az like iz iz owld or somfin!!!

I'm betting da TED sayed "interstitial cystitis". Mine Meowmie has dat
(has had jus about since her was a hoomin kitten), and as long as you
takes da medicines itz no big deal.

Wez furry glad da report was so good!

Sammy

Soft telled me i kuld leaf da ted az soon az i peed so i did it
reallyreally faztfazt today, not like when we all wuz der anna mineself
wuz lazt, Tiger, smoochiez
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:03:17 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed:

My poor darlink! How cud dey do suck rood tings to a big, hansum boycat
like you!

Buttid on da offur paw, I hopes dat de infeksion is gone, and dat
you'll be OK.

Pleeze let myownself know whut da TED sez, hokay???


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 11:11:03 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

yez dat iz whut dat ted called it, hinsef sayz dat da GC willz hep anna
willz hep hoomanz alzo, today i getted xtra wet fudz wif mine pill init,
tonite furry stuffed itsef in mine mouf anna afur i swallowed it i getted
wets fuds, I think i likes diz betterer, Tiger
Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote in message
news
On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 21:56:40 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

hereiz da reepurrt:

-Mine 'fection iz gone, I juz knew dat toona flafurred stuffz wuz gud
for
anycat!!!

Eggzelent news!

-Her alzo sayed her seed some red blood cells inna mine pee, so I getz
"glucocamine condrotin" sp ta see ifin diz helpz mine baldder ta calm
down,
I didn't know itself wuz upsetted but her sayed it wuz... her sayed
somfin
like "systis" butted soft kuldint remfur whut da name wuz her wuz soso
releefed ta know it wuz fixable... dat ted alzo sayed i shuuld get
yogurtz,
dat iz a gud thing anna i getz mine pillz toona flafurred soso dat iz a
gud
thing, anna dat ted alzo sayed diz new stuffz willz hep wif da agin
purcess,
HRMPH, az like iz iz owld or somfin!!!

I'm betting da TED sayed "interstitial cystitis". Mine Meowmie has dat
(has had jus about since her was a hoomin kitten), and as long as you
takes da medicines itz no big deal.

Wez furry glad da report was so good!

Sammy

Soft telled me i kuld leaf da ted az soon az i peed so i did it
reallyreally faztfazt today, not like when we all wuz der anna mineself
wuz lazt, Tiger, smoochiez
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:03:17 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed:

My poor darlink! How cud dey do suck rood tings to a big, hansum boycat
like you!

Buttid on da offur paw, I hopes dat de infeksion is gone, and dat
you'll be OK.

Pleeze let myownself know whut da TED sez, hokay???


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 11:11:03 AM
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anna i meaned hersef her iz a girl ted, Tiger
Stormmee wrote in message
...
yez dat iz whut dat ted called it, hinsef sayz dat da GC willz hep anna
willz hep hoomanz alzo, today i getted xtra wet fudz wif mine pill init,
tonite furry stuffed itsef in mine mouf anna afur i swallowed it i getted
wets fuds, I think i likes diz betterer, Tiger
Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote in message
news
On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 21:56:40 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

hereiz da reepurrt:

-Mine 'fection iz gone, I juz knew dat toona flafurred stuffz wuz gud
for
anycat!!!

Eggzelent news!

-Her alzo sayed her seed some red blood cells inna mine pee, so I getz
"glucocamine condrotin" sp ta see ifin diz helpz mine baldder ta calm
down,
I didn't know itself wuz upsetted but her sayed it wuz... her sayed
somfin
like "systis" butted soft kuldint remfur whut da name wuz her wuz soso
releefed ta know it wuz fixable... dat ted alzo sayed i shuuld get
yogurtz,
dat iz a gud thing anna i getz mine pillz toona flafurred soso dat iz
a
gud
thing, anna dat ted alzo sayed diz new stuffz willz hep wif da agin
purcess,
HRMPH, az like iz iz owld or somfin!!!

I'm betting da TED sayed "interstitial cystitis". Mine Meowmie has dat
(has had jus about since her was a hoomin kitten), and as long as you
takes da medicines itz no big deal.

Wez furry glad da report was so good!

Sammy

Soft telled me i kuld leaf da ted az soon az i peed so i did it
reallyreally faztfazt today, not like when we all wuz der anna
mineself
wuz lazt, Tiger, smoochiez
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:03:17 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

My poor darlink! How cud dey do suck rood tings to a big, hansum
boycat
like you!

Buttid on da offur paw, I hopes dat de infeksion is gone, and dat
you'll be OK.

Pleeze let myownself know whut da TED sez, hokay???


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/12/2005 11:11:03 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 01:09:08 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

yez dat iz whut dat ted called it, hinsef sayz dat da GC willz hep anna
willz hep hoomanz alzo, today i getted xtra wet fudz wif mine pill init,
tonite furry stuffed itsef in mine mouf anna afur i swallowed it i getted
wets fuds, I think i likes diz betterer, Tiger

I'ze glad to see dat yur eetink well, my luf. Buttid whuts "GC" dat
yur tawkin 'bowt??

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/14/2005 10:27:32 AM
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da hooman kant spell butted it sowndz like "glucosamine condroitin, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 14 Dec 2005 01:09:08 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

yez dat iz whut dat ted called it, hinsef sayz dat da GC willz hep anna
willz hep hoomanz alzo, today i getted xtra wet fudz wif mine pill init,
tonite furry stuffed itsef in mine mouf anna afur i swallowed it i
getted
wets fuds, I think i likes diz betterer, Tiger

I'ze glad to see dat yur eetink well, my luf. Buttid whuts "GC" dat
yur tawkin 'bowt??

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/14/2005 10:27:32 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net