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Old June 4th 06, 06:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

Hay guyz, Ar we reddy furr owr dubbul Dayte Abvenshur?
I see yuz ar awl pakt an hab yur sunnyskreen an vizorz an sunnytan loshun,
so letz port da 32 milez offur da Patsifik Oshun tu da Eyeland ov
Cattyleena,
onlezz yu wud rader tayke da bowt ur Seea Plane?
--
Pitö.önya


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Old June 4th 06, 07:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

[Sundance walks up. He is wearing swim fins on all 4 paws, a ridiculously
large sun hat, a Hawaiian shirt that's a little hard on the eyes, a snorkel,
and swim goggles. He also has some white stuff smeared on his nose.]

Ize reddy. I wanted to dress apropeeitly, so I looked up "toorists" on da
web. How did I do? Duz enneekittee want sum uv dis whippy kreem fur dere
noze?

Sundance, not really liking all this stuff, but wanting to be prepared

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Hay guyz, Ar we reddy furr owr dubbul Dayte Abvenshur?
I see yuz ar awl pakt an hab yur sunnyskreen an vizorz an sunnytan loshun,
so letz port da 32 milez offur da Patsifik Oshun tu da Eyeland ov
Cattyleena,
onlezz yu wud rader tayke da bowt ur Seea Plane?
--
Pitö.önya



  #3  
Old June 4th 06, 08:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

[Sundance listens appreciatively to Pit2nya's singing.]

Fangu fur da serrynade, Toonya, dat wuz furry nice. Ize definitly more in a
mood now!

Say, duz yoo mind if I takez off sum uv dis stuf? No? Gud.

[Sundance takes off all the paraphernalia except the Hawaiian shirt. He
tears off part of the brim of the sun hat so that it's a more reasonable
size, and puts it back on.]

Dere, datz much bedderer! Wud yoo like sum uv dis whippy kreem datz left on
myown noze?

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Yu luuk awsum, Sunnydanze!
If datz reel whippy kreem, I'yl hab sum.

Du ya wanna get moor in da mood by singink da Cattyleena song?
It goze lyke diz:

Twenty- six Miles (Santa Catalina)
by The Four Preps

26 miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance,
romance, romance, romance

Water all around it everywhere
Tropical trees and the salty air

But for me the thing
that's a-waitin' there-
romance, romance, romance

It seems so distant, twenty-six miles away
Restin' in the water serene
I'd work for anyone, even theNavy
Who would float me to my island dream

Twenty- six miles, so near yet far
I'd swim with just some water-wings and my guitar
I could leave the wings but I'll need the guitar for romance,
romance, romance, romance

Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance

A tropical heaven out in the ocean
Covered with trees and girls
If I have to swim, I'll do it forever
Till I'm gazin' on those island pearls

Forty kilometers in a leaky old boat
Any old thing that'll stay afloat
When we arrive we'll all promote
romance, romance, romance, romance

Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance,
romance, romance, romance

FADE
Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me ...
--
Pitö.önya AKA Sweetee

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
[Sundance walks up. He is wearing swim fins on all 4 paws, a
ridiculously large sun hat, a Hawaiian shirt that's a little hard on the
eyes, a snorkel, and swim goggles. He also has some white stuff smeared
on his nose.]

Ize reddy. I wanted to dress apropeeitly, so I looked up "toorists" on
da web. How did I do? Duz enneekittee want sum uv dis whippy kreem fur
dere noze?

Sundance, not really liking all this stuff, but wanting to be prepared

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Hay guyz, Ar we reddy furr owr dubbul Dayte Abvenshur?
I see yuz ar awl pakt an hab yur sunnyskreen an vizorz an sunnytan
loshun,
so letz port da 32 milez offur da Patsifik Oshun tu da Eyeland ov
Cattyleena,
onlezz yu wud rader tayke da bowt ur Seea Plane?
--
Pitö.önya







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Old June 4th 06, 08:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

Pit2nya looks around, and not seeing Mme. Anaïs or Tiger yet,
coyly licks some whipped cream off Sundance's nose

I wunner wen tu port offurr tu da eyeland?
Seemz dat I herd Tiger, but haz Anaïs arrift yet, ur iz hur sekkertary
styll reedink da Sunday Comix?

Pitö.önya


"Sundance" wrote in message
news
[Sundance listens appreciatively to Pit2nya's singing.]

Fangu fur da serrynade, Toonya, dat wuz furry nice. Ize definitly more in
a mood now!

Say, duz yoo mind if I takez off sum uv dis stuf? No? Gud.

[Sundance takes off all the paraphernalia except the Hawaiian shirt. He
tears off part of the brim of the sun hat so that it's a more reasonable
size, and puts it back on.]

Dere, datz much bedderer! Wud yoo like sum uv dis whippy kreem datz left
on myown noze?

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Yu luuk awsum, Sunnydanze!
If datz reel whippy kreem, I'yl hab sum.

Du ya wanna get moor in da mood by singink da Cattyleena song?
It goze lyke diz:

Twenty- six Miles (Santa Catalina)
by The Four Preps

26 miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance,
romance, romance, romance

Water all around it everywhere
Tropical trees and the salty air

But for me the thing
that's a-waitin' there-
romance, romance, romance

It seems so distant, twenty-six miles away
Restin' in the water serene
I'd work for anyone, even theNavy
Who would float me to my island dream

Twenty- six miles, so near yet far
I'd swim with just some water-wings and my guitar
I could leave the wings but I'll need the guitar for romance,
romance, romance, romance

Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance

A tropical heaven out in the ocean
Covered with trees and girls
If I have to swim, I'll do it forever
Till I'm gazin' on those island pearls

Forty kilometers in a leaky old boat
Any old thing that'll stay afloat
When we arrive we'll all promote
romance, romance, romance, romance

Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance,
romance, romance, romance

FADE
Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me ...
--
Pitö.önya AKA Sweetee

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
[Sundance walks up. He is wearing swim fins on all 4 paws, a
ridiculously large sun hat, a Hawaiian shirt that's a little hard on the
eyes, a snorkel, and swim goggles. He also has some white stuff smeared
on his nose.]

Ize reddy. I wanted to dress apropeeitly, so I looked up "toorists" on
da web. How did I do? Duz enneekittee want sum uv dis whippy kreem fur
dere noze?

Sundance, not really liking all this stuff, but wanting to be prepared

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Hay guyz, Ar we reddy furr owr dubbul Dayte Abvenshur?
I see yuz ar awl pakt an hab yur sunnyskreen an vizorz an sunnytan
loshun,
so letz port da 32 milez offur da Patsifik Oshun tu da Eyeland ov
Cattyleena,
onlezz yu wud rader tayke da bowt ur Seea Plane?
--
Pitö.önya









  #5  
Old June 4th 06, 08:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 12:49:11 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble, little
paws typed:

Pit2nya looks around, and not seeing Mme. Anaïs or Tiger yet,
coyly licks some whipped cream off Sundance's nose

I wunner wen tu port offurr tu da eyeland?
Seemz dat I herd Tiger, but haz Anaïs arrift yet, ur iz hur sekkertary
styll reedink da Sunday Comix?

Pitö.önya


Hihi effurrykitty!

Here we iz! [Anaïs steps out of the porter in sunglasses and
swimsuit; Tiger follows in Hawaian trunks ans shirt]

Efurrykitty luks prepared. Letz get in da porter an go!


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
6/4/2006 3:52:54 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
  #8  
Old June 4th 06, 10:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

On Sun, 04 Jun 2006 13:37:09 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Pit2nya tripz on hur Mumoo on da way intu the porter

Lookie owt da portur windo...
dere iz da ship goink to da eyeland, an luukie at da dolfinz, an derez
doze flyink fish...derez uh seaplane landink neer da dok!!!


Cleo whispers to Pi2nya
Pssst - if you want to see a lot of the island and try an interesting
snack, there are buses that run from Avalon up to Airport in the Sky. It
climbs up in the hills so you can see a lot of the island, and up at the
airport they serve buffalo burgers and ostrich burgers. Mine hoomin used
to fly in there once in a while, a long time ago.

Cleo
  #9  
Old June 4th 06, 10:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

Iffin yu want tu see Meowmeez payntinkz ov da frunt an bak ov da eyeland,
purrleez go todiz noozgroop:
alt.binaries.pictures.artpics.
Look furr mine nayme, an da tyme ov sent iz 2:16pm an 2:20 pm.subjekt:
CATalina...


--
Pitö.önya
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Pit2nya tripz on hur Mumoo on da way intu the porter

Lookie owt da portur windo...
dere iz da ship goink to da eyeland, an luukie at da dolfinz,
an derez doze flyink fish...derez uh seaplane landink neer da dok!!!

If yu wud lyke tu see da Catsino betterer,
meowmee wyll e-mayle da payntink...


Lukiee at da skwat liddul glazzbottum bowt!
Letz land and go onnit furzt ting...
den we kin rezt onna beetsh, an maybe skooba dyff ur fish!

Pit2nya, purrowd tu sho hur frendz.

--
Pitö.önya
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 4 Jun 2006 12:49:11 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble, little
paws typed:

Pit2nya looks around, and not seeing Mme. Anaïs or Tiger yet,
coyly licks some whipped cream off Sundance's nose

I wunner wen tu port offurr tu da eyeland?
Seemz dat I herd Tiger, but haz Anaïs arrift yet, ur iz hur sekkertary
styll reedink da Sunday Comix?

Pitö.önya


Hihi effurrykitty!

Here we iz! [Anaïs steps out of the porter in sunglasses and
swimsuit; Tiger follows in Hawaian trunks ans shirt]

Efurrykitty luks prepared. Letz get in da porter an go!


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
6/4/2006 3:52:54 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net





  #10  
Old June 4th 06, 10:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Cattyleena dubbul dayte

I iz readi, Tiger walk up pretending not to notice the kitty tounge marks in
the whippy cream...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Pit2nya looks around, and not seeing Mme. Anaïs or Tiger yet,
coyly licks some whipped cream off Sundance's nose

I wunner wen tu port offurr tu da eyeland?
Seemz dat I herd Tiger, but haz Anaïs arrift yet, ur iz hur sekkertary
styll reedink da Sunday Comix?

Pitö.önya


"Sundance" wrote in message
news
[Sundance listens appreciatively to Pit2nya's singing.]

Fangu fur da serrynade, Toonya, dat wuz furry nice. Ize definitly more

in
a mood now!

Say, duz yoo mind if I takez off sum uv dis stuf? No? Gud.

[Sundance takes off all the paraphernalia except the Hawaiian shirt. He
tears off part of the brim of the sun hat so that it's a more reasonable
size, and puts it back on.]

Dere, datz much bedderer! Wud yoo like sum uv dis whippy kreem datz

left
on myown noze?

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Yu luuk awsum, Sunnydanze!
If datz reel whippy kreem, I'yl hab sum.

Du ya wanna get moor in da mood by singink da Cattyleena song?
It goze lyke diz:

Twenty- six Miles (Santa Catalina)
by The Four Preps

26 miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance,
romance, romance, romance

Water all around it everywhere
Tropical trees and the salty air

But for me the thing
that's a-waitin' there-
romance, romance, romance

It seems so distant, twenty-six miles away
Restin' in the water serene
I'd work for anyone, even theNavy
Who would float me to my island dream

Twenty- six miles, so near yet far
I'd swim with just some water-wings and my guitar
I could leave the wings but I'll need the guitar for romance,
romance, romance, romance

Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance

A tropical heaven out in the ocean
Covered with trees and girls
If I have to swim, I'll do it forever
Till I'm gazin' on those island pearls

Forty kilometers in a leaky old boat
Any old thing that'll stay afloat
When we arrive we'll all promote
romance, romance, romance, romance

Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me
Santa Catalina, the island of romance,
romance, romance, romance

FADE
Twenty- six miles across the sea
Santa Catalina is a-waitin' for me ...
--
Pitö.önya AKA Sweetee

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
[Sundance walks up. He is wearing swim fins on all 4 paws, a
ridiculously large sun hat, a Hawaiian shirt that's a little hard on

the
eyes, a snorkel, and swim goggles. He also has some white stuff

smeared
on his nose.]

Ize reddy. I wanted to dress apropeeitly, so I looked up "toorists"

on
da web. How did I do? Duz enneekittee want sum uv dis whippy kreem

fur
dere noze?

Sundance, not really liking all this stuff, but wanting to be prepared

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Hay guyz, Ar we reddy furr owr dubbul Dayte Abvenshur?
I see yuz ar awl pakt an hab yur sunnyskreen an vizorz an sunnytan
loshun,
so letz port da 32 milez offur da Patsifik Oshun tu da Eyeland ov
Cattyleena,
onlezz yu wud rader tayke da bowt ur Seea Plane?
--
Pitö.önya











 




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