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The Halloween party
Dunt be ufrayed OT, da big lion wint eet yew. Dat iz one nise lion
Utterwise he wunt bee heer. Mosey O T sees the big mountain lion and takes a step back. Now datz one big kitty. I wonderz what heself eatz for lunch. Willow smacks himself on the hack of the neck and sayz, Anyfing her wantza@@@ "Mosey =^..^=" : [Tabitha and Mosey are rushing around their big house on the lake, getting everything arranged just right. Mosey makes sure that the lights are lit in all the decorations, and Tabitha makes sure that all the foods and snacks are fresh and nicely displayed. They both step back and admire how nice the house looks. The sun is just starting to set as a golden shimmer appears on the front lawn and Cleopatra and Amelia step out of the teleporter. Tabitha and Mosey welcome them and Mosey shows them into the house as Tabitha stays on the front porch to welcome guests. More kitties arrive, singly and in small groups. Kitties stand around in the yard and on the porch visiting, with others wandering through the house and checking out the buffet. Before long the sun sets and dark falls. The night is moonless and the house far from any neighbors so the Jack o'Lanterns on the porch are the only light outside. Tabitha hears rather than sees the next arrivals through the teleporter, followed by a boisterous "Hey, there, Fluffytail! Long time no see!" as Jocko the diving cat climbs the front steps. He is dressed in an old-fashioned deep diving suit, a cat-sized brass helmet dangling at his waist. "I came with some friends". As he says that Tabitha is startled by a huge black mountain lion leaping to the porch and letting loose with the mountain lion's trademark shrieking roar. This one, though, is wearing a ridiculous looking set of clip-on bunny ears and has a white fuzzy buff taped to the end of her tail. Tabitha swallows nervously, composes herself, and asks "My, who is this bunny rabbit? You don't look like any of the bunny rabbits I've seen around here before". The mountain lion sweeps off her bunny ears and purrs "It's me, Big Mama! This is a good costume, huh? I'm so glad I fooled you!" as Jocko winks at Tabitha. Tabitha sees movement out of the corner of her eye and hears soft whispering. She listens carefully and is just able to make out "I don't think we should, they won't remember us. They won't like us!". Jocko hears the whispering as well and calls out "Gigi, Pepe, come on up!" Slowly and hesitantly two skunks approach the steps. They are both wearing kitty-cat costumes. "Hi, Mrs. Fluffytail. I hope it's ok that we came. Jocko insisted that we should. We can always leave..." "Hi, you guys! I haven't seen you in months. And you haven't had a chance to meet my wink, Mosey. It's so good to see you again! We have lots of food and drinks, and lots of toys and games and there's music inside and lots of kitties who will love to talk to you. Oh, here's Mosey now. Mosey, these are Pepe and Gigi. They're the skunks we met over on Catalina Island. and this is Jocko the diving cat, and this big bunny rabbit is really Big Mama the mountain lion. Everybody, this is my handsome wink, Mosey". Tabitha [A porter twinkles, and a petite Persian in a sexy maid's costume walks out] Meow gize: I'ze Magenta frum da Rocky Horror Piksure Show! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Meow Mme. Anaïs...yew wook reely nise. Furry nise kostoom. C'mon in n visit, n hav sum fudz n fun. Mosey [wondering where Tabitha went off to] "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 10/26/2008 11:23:54 PM |
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The Halloween party
Piglet gets ready for the party. She is dressing as a kitty nurse. She
gathers her medical bag, her small bag of toys for bittie cats to play with while they are waiting treatment and goes to the porter. She steps out just in time to see O T and Ranger on a very fast slide down the banister. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Tabitha Fluffytail" wrote in message ... If dere iz bitteez arown, I will try to keep da smilee face tord dem. Duznt Pit2nya luk nice? Sundance Sundance, ats a wunnderful costume! An Rebecca, you is bootiful. Tabitha Pit2nta iz wearring herown mask and tuxeedo furz. Tabbitha, cud yu purrleez ty mine bowtie? -- Pitô.ônya |
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The Halloween party
Mine Meowmie haz a nazty floomonster dat keeps hur sik . Her hazt da
nrg tew pway wiffen usses. Mosey Oh, that's horrible! All of us at my house are purring for your Meowmie to feel better. Amelia |
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The Halloween party
Hi Piglet says Mosey *looks around for Tabitha*
Welcome, c'mon in. Yew wook nise in yer nurse owtfit It's a good thing yew brot yer medical bag. Sum uf dem keeps overshooting dat big floompy pillow n landing on their butts [smurkle} Fangu fur bringing bittie toys tew, dat wuz nise ufff yew. Da bitties r in da basement in a speshul room wif bittie fings n bittie fuds tew. Dunt wurry bout da Lion, he iz a nise guy. Yew kan visit heer n dere iz fun stuff tew do in da basement az well. Piglet gets ready for the party. She is dressing as a kitty nurse. She gathers her medical bag, her small bag of toys for bittie cats to play with while they are waiting treatment and goes to the porter. She steps out just in time to see O T and Ranger on a very fast slide down the banister. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" "Tabitha Fluffytail" If dere iz bitteez arown, I will try to keep da smilee face tord dem. Duznt Pit2nya luk nice? Sundance Sundance, ats a wunnderful costume! An Rebecca, you is bootiful. Tabitha Pit2nta iz wearring herown mask and tuxeedo furz. Tabbitha, cud yu purrleez ty mine bowtie? -- Pitô.ônya |
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The Halloween party
Mine Meowmie haz a nazty floomonster dat keeps hur sik . Her hazt da nrg tew pway wiffen usses. Mosey Oh, that's horrible! All of us at my house are purring for your Meowmie to feel better. Amelia Fangu furry mutch. Hur iz feelingh a liddle bedder tewday. Mosey |
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The Halloween party
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:49:24 -0700, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Hi Piglet says Mosey *looks around for Tabitha* Welcome, c'mon in. Yew wook nise in yer nurse owtfit It's a good thing yew brot yer medical bag. Sum uf dem keeps overshooting dat big floompy pillow n landing on their butts [smurkle} Fangu fur bringing bittie toys tew, dat wuz nise ufff yew. Da bitties r in da basement in a speshul room wif bittie fings n bittie fuds tew. Dunt wurry bout da Lion, he iz a nise guy. Yew kan visit heer n dere iz fun stuff tew do in da basement az well. [Mosey hears Tabitha's meow, and looks behind him to see Tabitha sliding down the banister, leaping over the pillows, landing on her rear end and front paws, and sliding toward him. She stops directly beside Mosey.] Dat's fun! Sorry, I was playing wif our guests. Welcome, Piglet. Your outfit looks bootiful! Do you rememfur Big Mama and Pepe and Gigi from some of our offur adventures? Can I get you anyfing to eat or drink? Tabitha |
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The Halloween party
Yes, I waz bout ta tell mosey dat I wazn fraid of big mamma. Her iz ferri
nize. If Wascal showz up, I wanna slided down dat banister wiff himselfzz. He izs gudgud at helpinki me so I don go da rong way or do sumphin like dat rong. "Tabitha Fluffytail" wrote in message ... On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:49:24 -0700, Mosey =^..^= wrote: Hi Piglet says Mosey *looks around for Tabitha* Welcome, c'mon in. Yew wook nise in yer nurse owtfit It's a good thing yew brot yer medical bag. Sum uf dem keeps overshooting dat big floompy pillow n landing on their butts [smurkle} Fangu fur bringing bittie toys tew, dat wuz nise ufff yew. Da bitties r in da basement in a speshul room wif bittie fings n bittie fuds tew. Dunt wurry bout da Lion, he iz a nise guy. Yew kan visit heer n dere iz fun stuff tew do in da basement az well. [Mosey hears Tabitha's meow, and looks behind him to see Tabitha sliding down the banister, leaping over the pillows, landing on her rear end and front paws, and sliding toward him. She stops directly beside Mosey.] Dat's fun! Sorry, I was playing wif our guests. Welcome, Piglet. Your outfit looks bootiful! Do you rememfur Big Mama and Pepe and Gigi from some of our offur adventures? Can I get you anyfing to eat or drink? Tabitha |
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The Halloween party
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:26:02 -0500, Granby wrote:
Yes, I waz bout ta tell mosey dat I wazn fraid of big mamma. Her iz ferri nize. If Wascal showz up, I wanna slided down dat banister wiff himselfzz. He izs gudgud at helpinki me so I don go da rong way or do sumphin like dat rong. If Wascal doesn't show up I'll be glad to hepp yourownself too. Tabitha |
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The Halloween party
Hi Piglet says Mosey *looks around for Tabitha* Welcome, c'mon in. Yew wook nise in yer nurse owtfit It's a good thing yew brot yer medical bag. Sum uf dem keeps overshooting dat big floompy pillow n landing on their butts [smurkle} Fangu fur bringing bittie toys tew, dat wuz nise ufff yew. Da bitties r in da basement in a speshul room wif bittie fings n bittie fuds tew. Dunt wurry bout da Lion, he iz a nise guy. Yew kan visit heer n dere iz fun stuff tew do in da basement az well. [Mosey hears Tabitha's meow, and looks behind him to see Tabitha sliding down the banister, leaping over the pillows, landing on her rear end and front paws, and sliding toward him. She stops directly beside Mosey.] Dat's fun! Sorry, I was playing wif our guests. Yer silly Tabitha says Mosey Welcome, Piglet. Your outfit looks bootiful! Do you rememfur Big Mama and Pepe and Gigi from some of our offur adventures? Can I get you anyfing to eat or drink? Tabitha Tabitha, Izzit umkay iffin I tayke Big Mama out tew roll around in da catnip patch? Den mabbee herself kan danse downstairz? I heer herself kan cut a meen rug [smurkle] I nebber met Pepe and Gigi befur eether..welcome tew our home I wike skunks, dey kan protext usses iffen sum bad ones come trick or treetingh. Mmmm? Mosey |
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The Halloween party
Yes, I waz bout ta tell mosey dat I wazn fraid of big mamma. Her iz ferri nize. I see hur iz ferri nize If Wascal showz up, I wanna slided down dat banister wiff himselfzz. He izs gudgud at helpinki me so I don go da rong way or do sumphin like dat rong. Yew kant go sliding up a bannister...erm, i tried but et wuznt fun hee hee hee If Wascal doesn't show up I'll be glad to hepp yourownself too. Tabitha I am gonna go owtside n git sum fresh air. C'mon Big Mama a ennyone hoo wantz tew roll round inn r catnip patch.... Mosey |
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