Uh Invutayshun fur Yoo :)

Da cats in diz houze iz sertinlee reddi tor pardiee. Da Gramby izna funk
and her iznt fun so we will go to da partiee but willz take turnz cheking
on
herself.

ai gnowbowt da gramby n offur hur uh nosepoink fur hur funk n ai fink dat iz
nise uff yoo tew port bak n forf.

Glares at Gramby for chasing when off the bed, so what if dat Aunt
and Unkle is kommink, itz ourown bed.

Hoo?

Wood yoons wike to ride in da jeep-fingy. We gonna pick up sum uther
kittees butted wee gotz rume. singsong voiceWascal/ will be wiff
usses.

Missy

I bet singsong voice yoor boyfren / is along two.

--
Sunrise

Yoo krak me upp..yeUP

Mosey

Da cats in diz houze iz sertinlee reddi tor pardiee. Da Gramby izna funk
and her iznt fun so we will go to da partiee but willz take turnz cheking
on
herself. Glares at Gramby for chasing when off the bed, so what if dat
Aunt
and Unkle is kommink, itz ourown bed."Stormmee"

snikerz, Tiger
"Mosey =^..^="
Mrrrrrrt? Otto, mine pilut, iz bizzy den...waffs..jest tryin tew be
funnee Mosey

da sherriff wunt gifez uzes tikitzifin we setz da kordinatez anna letz
demselfz go onna ato pilot, Tiger
"Mosey =^..^="
ai fink dat harri wud be upp fur dat..ai komsultud wiff hurownself n
wea kan awl go ovur dere n hab uh noizee partee wen da hoominz r gon
n den port ovur heer n rezt n den port bak ovur tew dere ugin....we
gotz ta hab dizugnaytud porter dwivurz. da Sheriff mite gib usses
tixtext iffen wee port unner da enfloounse uff tew mutch nip...
maykz note .gotta axs MeOwy tew... Umkay den..PARTEEz
Mosey

diz dzuz sownd beri gud, purhapz u needsa kordinatw wif harri
roadcat,
mayhapz we kan go to herown howze befure or affur we iz at yourown
howze... remfurz herown hoominz iz bandonin der kitteez ta luk fura
new howze? Tiger, hopin mme a wantsa go a bizitin

"Mosey =^..^="
Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig
hoam wiff duh kewl bannistur wheeeee yoo kan awl kome ovur tew
inny tyme yew wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up
nisely in da yard..got 5 diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, Da wyne sellur
iz
stawked up wiff nip wine n ai hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx
n
nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz, pwases fur bitties, lotza noo
furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt n tawk ubaowt stuff,
wach tee vee, pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean heer fur
uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo
wunna n den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway
frum da 'unfrendleez' Mrrrrrrrt. Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. .
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna
stay
ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da
d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey- -

Ai ai ai gnoz dust how poor gramby is uhfekttid. I duz not awwow enny
trooderz or bisitorz or or stwangerz in mine houss uff da hoomin
veryitee or da d*g bweedz. MAYbee a widdl bittie or a furry nise an
wadywike matoor feewine such as minesefl wud bee aggzeptabl. An mice
ar awways welkum.
Unfurchatnuttly, da hoominz ob mine, meowmie an pawpaw, doo not abyde
by mine wishez efurrytyme an dey yooz der powerz ob openink an kwozing
da doorz to awwoww da banned pardyz insyde da houss an I am FORssed to
seek wefyooj in mine hyding pways. Itz a seekret, nobuddy noez ware
it iss. I hiddid der wen da erfkwake gweeblings stwuk ar houss.
Dese invayzhunz ar tewwibl ebentz but dey seem to pass ebenshuowly. I
sigh fur da injusdasses dat kitteez muts poot up wif.
MeOwy, sighing, an gettin dwessed up to pardee.

MeOwy, mine gurl..dunt yoo git in uh funk tew..ai wunt alow et..not nobuddy
gtz tew bee in uh funk, but ai unnerstan..meowmee iz en une tew..sigh..ai m
trin tew purr et uhwae..n ai fink et iz wurkin...but a partee iz wat wee
nead...hey MeOwy, mine speshul gurl et iz yer purrday soon..n ai m gunna
sned yoo uh e kard..yeUP...i kan port ovur n pik yoo up.
ai luv yew, mine sweet gurl. ai m gunna mayke uh nise kake fur heer..yeUP.
MoseyO

On May 26, 9:13*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig hoam wiff
duh *kewl bannistur *wheeeee *yoo kan awl kome ovur tew inny tyme yew
wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up nisely in da yard..got 5
diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, *Da wyne sellur iz stawked up wiff nip wine n ai
hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx n nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz, pwases
fur bitties, lotza noo furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt n tawk
ubaowt stuff, wach tee vee, *pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean heer
fur uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. *Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo wunna n
den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway frum da
'unfrendleez' *Mrrrrrrrt. *Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. *.
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna stay ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. *yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey

Will there be lizards to hunt?

Sheriff Rosco

On May 26, 9:13 am, "Mosey =^..^="
Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig hoam
wiff
duh kewl bannistur wheeeee yoo kan awl kome ovur tew inny tyme yew
wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up nisely in da yard..got 5
diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, Da wyne sellur iz stawked up wiff nip wine n ai
hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx n nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz,
pwases
fur bitties, lotza noo furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt n
tawk
ubaowt stuff, wach tee vee, pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean heer
fur uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo wunna
n
den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway frum da
'unfrendleez' Mrrrrrrrt. Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. .
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna stay ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey

Will there be lizards to hunt?

Sheriff Rosco

Yoo wunt sum?? ai git dem fur ya wat kind yew wunt? .
..yoo bringin yer noo wifekitty?
Mosey

My ann Willowwud likez a tide. Dont know bout O T, himselfve will wait to
cee if Harri iz gona pik himselfvz and take him dere.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On May 27, 11:29 am, "Granby" wrote:
Da cats in diz houze iz sertinlee reddi tor pardiee. Da Gramby izna funk
and her iznt fun so we will go to da partiee but willz take turnz cheking
on
herself. Glares at Gramby for chasing when off the bed, so what if dat
Aunt
and Unkle is kommink, itz ourown bed.

Wood yoons wike to ride in da jeep-fingy. We gonna pick up sum uther
kittees butted wee gotz rume. singsong voiceWascal/ will be wiff
usses.

Missy

I bet singsong voice yoor boyfren / is along two.

--
Sunrise

may i skort ursef anna ur fambli to deze funtshunz? MH hopeful
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On May 26, 9:13 am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig hoam
wiff
duh kewl bannistur wheeeee yoo kan awl kome ovur tew inny tyme yew
wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up nisely in da yard..got 5
diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, Da wyne sellur iz stawked up wiff nip wine n ai
hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx n nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz,
pwases
fur bitties, lotza noo furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt n
tawk
ubaowt stuff, wach tee vee, pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean heer
fur uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo wunna
n
den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway frum da
'unfrendleez' Mrrrrrrrt. Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. .
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna stay ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey

Wee is lodin da red jeep-fingy four a big trip. Wee will gew to
Harri's an too yoor big hous.

--
Missy, transportashun direktor ob da Hous

On May 28, 12:50*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On May 26, 9:13 am, "Mosey =^..^="



Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig hoam
wiff
duh kewl bannistur wheeeee yoo kan awl kome ovur tew inny tyme yew
wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up nisely in da yard..got 5
diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, Da wyne sellur iz stawked up wiff nip wine n ai
hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx n nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz,
pwases
fur bitties, lotza noo furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt n
tawk
ubaowt stuff, wach tee vee, pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean heer
fur uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo wunna
n
den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway frum da
'unfrendleez' Mrrrrrrrt. Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. .
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna stay ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey

Will there be lizards to hunt?

Sheriff Rosco

Yoo wunt sum?? ai git dem fur ya wat kind yew wunt? *.
.yoo bringin yer noo wifekitty?
Mosey

Stormmee, we haff been invited to Mosey's barbecue. Do you want to
go? There will be lizards to hunt and disembowel.

Rosco

On Fri, 28 May 2010 08:05:27 -0700 (PDT), Debby Hanoka
wrote:

On May 28, 12:50*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On May 26, 9:13 am, "Mosey =^..^="



Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig hoam
wiff
duh kewl bannistur wheeeee yoo kan awl kome ovur tew inny tyme yew
wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up nisely in da yard..got 5
diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, Da wyne sellur iz stawked up wiff nip wine n ai
hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx n nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz,
pwases
fur bitties, lotza noo furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt n
tawk
ubaowt stuff, wach tee vee, pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean heer
fur uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo wunna
n
den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway frum da
'unfrendleez' Mrrrrrrrt. Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. .
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna stay ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey

Will there be lizards to hunt?

Sheriff Rosco

Yoo wunt sum?? ai git dem fur ya wat kind yew wunt? *.
.yoo bringin yer noo wifekitty?
Mosey

Stormmee, we haff been invited to Mosey's barbecue. Do you want to
go? There will be lizards to hunt and disembowel.

Rosco


i eet all da lizzurds i see. eet, eet.
beauty

i willz be readi when you iz, Storrmmee, pakin up
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
On May 28, 12:50 am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On May 26, 9:13 am, "Mosey =^..^="



Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig hoam
wiff
duh kewl bannistur wheeeee yoo kan awl kome ovur tew inny tyme yew
wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up nisely in da yard..got
5
diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, Da wyne sellur iz stawked up wiff nip wine n
ai
hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx n nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz,
pwases
fur bitties, lotza noo furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt n
tawk
ubaowt stuff, wach tee vee, pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean
heer
fur uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo
wunna
n
den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway frum da
'unfrendleez' Mrrrrrrrt. Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. .
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna stay
ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey

Will there be lizards to hunt?

Sheriff Rosco

Yoo wunt sum?? ai git dem fur ya wat kind yew wunt? .
.yoo bringin yer noo wifekitty?
Mosey

Stormmee, we haff been invited to Mosey's barbecue. Do you want to
go? There will be lizards to hunt and disembowel.

Rosco

On May 26, 9:13 am, "Mosey =^..^="



Hai
We gotz lotza holidaze n fingz tew selibrayte n I hab mine bigbig hoam
wiff
duh kewl bannistur wheeeee yoo kan awl kome ovur tew inny tyme yew
wunt....ai gotz wotz uf fudz, da nip iz koming up nisely in da
yard..got 5
diffurunt kyndz diz yeer, Da wyne sellur iz stawked up wiff nip wine n
ai
hab uh noo fingy tew mayke nip dwinx n nip catpoocheenoz, lotza toyz,
pwases
fur bitties, lotza noo furrnichur dat iz komfy, wee kan jest hang owt
n
tawk
ubaowt stuff, wach tee vee, pway, whateffur we wanna dew..ai hab bean
heer
fur uhwile fixing fingz up, mayking fudz, mayd uh new porter pwase tew
park...ai wud wuv sum viziturz. Yew kan port bak hoam inny tyme yoo
wunna
n
den kome bak..ai m gunna stay heer fur uhwile n git uhway frum da
'unfrendleez' Mrrrrrrrt. Da ayer smelz sew gudgud. .
Got sum bearz to keap da trolez owt...waffs..oh iffen yew wunna stay
ovur,
ai gotz lotz uf pwases tew sleep tew. yeUP.
D*gz n birdees r welkome tew....gotz uh pwace owtside fur da d*geez..
Saownd gud tew yoo?
Luffz tew mine frendz
Mosey

Will there be lizards to hunt?

Sheriff Rosco

Yoo wunt sum?? ai git dem fur ya wat kind yew wunt? .
.yoo bringin yer noo wifekitty?
Mosey

Stormmee, we haff been invited to Mosey's barbecue. Do you want to
go? There will be lizards to hunt and disembowel.

Rosco


i eet all da lizzurds i see. eet, eet.
beauty

ai gotz uh speshul reszipee fur barbeeq nip lizurdz..yeUP..wotz tew go
urownd n uh kayke tew, iffen et duzznt fawl.
Mosey
--wurkin hard on da fudz