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July 15th 11, 12:40 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
Miaou, chats et chatons!
Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile. So letz celebrate! I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved the Rainbow Room in zee Empire State Building, wif zere cooks prepawing effurfing. Zo dwess up, and letz celebrate zee Bastile Day! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/14/2011 7:36:19 PM 
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#2
July 15th 11, 12:42 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
Sacre Bleu!
Zat was mine post, not da gurlz! Dese Sekretariez, time for zee boot camp! -- bientt, Jacques
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#3
July 15th 11, 12:49 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne iz mine flavorit!
I wyll weer mine red dwezz! -- Pit.nya "Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message ... Sacre Bleu! Zat was mine post, not da gurlz! Dese Sekretariez, time for zee boot camp! -- bientt, Jacques
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#4
July 15th 11, 12:56 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
Willow reads the invitation and jumps to her fishtank. She runs to the end
where she keeps her party outfits. Letz cee, sumphin in redd, too hot for leafther. Pigglett come help mineselfz fine sumphin. Piglett looks up and tells her No way am I getting up dere. U got dat nu red one wiff da featherz on da top and sleebez. Willow selects the outfit and agrees this is the one. Lizza stands near by and ooks a bit lost. O T passes and notices Lizzies look. Kom on girlcat, we iz gonna go cee Harri and herselfz will fine u an outfitz. Lizzie follows him into the porter. Piglett selects a cotton sleeveless dress with a soft sky blue shaw and decides shoes are not a consideration at this time of year. I sure hope Wascal will be dere. I just knowz da two sisters will throw a good party. "The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... Miaou, chats et chatons! Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile. So letz celebrate! I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved the Rainbow Room in zee Empire State Building, wif zere cooks prepawing effurfing. Zo dwess up, and letz celebrate zee Bastile Day! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/14/2011 7:36:19 PM
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#5
July 15th 11, 12:58 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
On Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:40:31 -0400, Da Inspektur wrote:
Zo dwess up, and letz celebrate zee Bastile Day! Cybèle: Where haff yoo been - I'be been wooking for yoo! We haff a pawty inbitatshun frum dat Fwench Powiceman! Oriane: [not listening] Do you knoze dat derez a kitty set ob rooms between da human rooms? Cybèle: No. Whutz dat in yur paw? Oriane: A wetter. Cybèle: A wetter? From who? Oriane: Da kitty who libed here before. [both sniff it] Cybèle: An owlder Purrsian wady cat.... Oriane: Yes. Cybèle: Well! Whut duz it say? Oriane: Derez a sad part, beclaws she had to go to da Bridj unekspektedly, dat she an da hooman wuffed eech ofur. Datz sad. And den she wants to gib us fings. She sed dat derez a cwoset full ob fings if'n we is hur size. A porter win an instrukshum book in da gwove compartment, and a Fibbty-sebbenn T-Burd. And dat we iz welcum to it.... Cybèle: [Walks to hidden cat enterance] Look! Racks ob vintage coture dwesses and gownz. And shooes! And widdle kitty sized dwessink tablez wif muirrorz.... Oriane: And derez da T-Bird. Itz akwa wif a white top... We cud get dwessed up, and go to dat pawty.... Cybèle: Whut Pawty? Oriane: Oh, dat Fwench Powiceman inbited da community to a Catorze Jooway pawty. Wif fuds. And dwinks. Cybèle: Oooooooooooh. Im dwibing. Oriane: And where did yoo learn to drive? Cybèle: My mom taughted me. Oriane: Ummmm, she was my mom too. We're sisfurs. We libbed togeffur. And Mom did NOT teach yoo to dwibe! I is dwibing! Cybèle: Well.... OK. But letz get baffed and dwessed! Oriane: Hokay! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/14/2011 7:44:16 PM
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#6
July 15th 11, 01:12 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
On Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:40:31 -0400, Da Inspektor wrote:
Zo dwess up, and letz celebrate zee Bastile Day! [a 57 T-Bird wends its way up 5th Avenue a liddle uncertainly, and pulls under the Empire State Building. A tuuxie kitty opens the door for the girls, and parks the car. Two Zot girls walk into the elevator: Cybèle in a blue Balenciaga with silver heels; Oriane in a tan Dior with gold heels. Both clutch evening bags in their paws. The elevator opens into the Rainbow Room, and a portly grey Chartruse and his wink approach them] Inspector: Ahh, welcome ladies [paw kiss] I am zee Inspektor, and zees eez mine wink Bridget! [hedbutts] Cybele: Enchantay! Oriane:Enchantay! Inspektor: Pweeze hep your seff to zee oysters; zum canapees will be comink awond shortly. ANd zere eez zee bar! Cybele: Why Fangu! [walks to bar] Well, we are the first ones here! Barcat! I'll haff an Orange Manhattan, pweeze! Oriane: Whuts dat? Cybele: I don't reely know, but da hooman has dem awl da time.... [Barcat sets two chilled cocktail glassed in front of them and pours] There you are ladies! Oriane: Fangu! [raises her glass] Well, mine deer sifur, Cheerz! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/14/2011 8:02:42 PM
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#7
July 15th 11, 01:37 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
On Jul 14, 7:40*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
Miaou, chats et chatons! * * * * Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile. * * * * So letz celebrate! * * * * I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved the Rainbow Room in zee Empire State Building, wif zere cooks prepawing effurfing. * * * * Zo dwess up, and letz celebrate zee Bastile Day! Efferywun in Branford getted reddy four da parTAY an heds into Mew Yok in da red Jeep-fingy, Missy at da weel. Wascal hass a bunch ob summer wile-flowers for to giv to Mz Piglett. -- Will in New Haven
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#8
July 15th 11, 01:50 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
Tout les p'tits chatons sons lunatique. J'adore ce vin.
Cinder goosy-livvur? yum. yew haff edjukaytted pallattes. fangu. beauty On Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:40:31 -0400, The Two Sisters wrote: Miaou, chats et chatons! Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile. So letz celebrate! I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved the Rainbow Room in zee Empire State Building, wif zere cooks prepawing effurfing. Zo dwess up, and letz celebrate zee Bastile Day!
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#9
July 15th 11, 02:02 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
we will be rite along, trudi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... Miaou, chats et chatons! Kitties, today eez zee CATorze ob Juiiway - zee day we stormed zee Bastile. So letz celebrate! I haff ported ober cases ob Breton Oysterz, Fwa grah wif truffles (datz goose-burd wiver), cases ob Chat Lunatique nip-shampayne, and haf reserved the Rainbow Room in zee Empire State Building, wif zere cooks prepawing effurfing. Zo dwess up, and letz celebrate zee Bastile Day! -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 7/14/2011 7:36:19 PM
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#10
July 15th 11, 02:02 AM
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A Pawty Inbitashun!
dat needsa come inna fall fur sure, OEJ
"Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message ... Sacre Bleu! Zat was mine post, not da gurlz! Dese Sekretariez, time for zee boot camp! -- bientt, Jacques
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