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Sum hooman did diz
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby |
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On 07/21/2011 05:10 PM, Gramby wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby Dos wer gud ladyz tu reccscu dat doggie. A pox on dat man whoo lef it owt wifowt watr an ahayd.TuTu |
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On Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:10:46 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote: Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby even a d*g must haff fudz and waters! beauty, happy the rescue worked |
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Hurray fur da reskyoo hoominz!
Sundance "Gramby" wrote in message ... Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby |
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not dat we akuzin aneebodee, oej
"Gramby" wrote in message ... Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby |
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Sum hooman did diz
On Jul 21, 7:10*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. *Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. *Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. *Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. *Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." *Dat iz zacklee what dem did. *Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. *Dem all yelled at da man *hooman who leff da doggie in da out. *When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby I pwadin dem dat tooked heewoik mayshures. cwap cwap cwap MeOwy, happy boutted dis nooz ob sukksessful wesskew |
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Gudgud Jop!
-- Pitô.ônya "Meowy" wrote in message ... On Jul 21, 7:10 pm, "Gramby" wrote: Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby I pwadin dem dat tooked heewoik mayshures. cwap cwap cwap MeOwy, happy boutted dis nooz ob sukksessful wesskew |
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Sum hooman did diz
On Jul 21, 7:10*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. *Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. *Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. *Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. *Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." *Dat iz zacklee what dem did. *Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. *Dem all yelled at da man *hooman who leff da doggie in da out. *When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby Uncl Bill cryed for dat doggie an finks dat doze wimmin wuz heroes wike in da ol' books an storees. Wee agree, aldo we don' cry mutsh. R doggies ar downstares rite gnow and inside excep for woks, wiff fudz an wadder an da hous to rek. Sew dey ar ok. -- WooToo an Missy, chillin |
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Sum hooman did diz
On Jul 22, 12:10*am, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. *Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. *Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. *Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. *Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." *Dat iz zacklee what dem did. *Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. *Dem all yelled at da man *hooman who leff da doggie in da out. *When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby OH! Dose gudgud hoomins! We nose it wus a d*g dat wus weskewed, but dat d*g mite haff wiked kittiez so we say - WELL DUN HOOMINZ!! Gordon Kittiez |
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Sum hooman did diz
On Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:10:46 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote: Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way." One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby I hate to say this, but 'some humans' just committed 'breaking and entering', which could be a felony, depending on the state. Then, in the eyes of the law, they stole the dog, by taking it with them. That is probably not a felony, unless the dog was valuable. My bet is that the WHITE TRASH that owned that dog DIDN'T have a valuable, pure bred dog. I would probably have done the same thing, but I certainly WOULDN'T have posted about it on the INTERNET. Actually, what I would have done was fill up a bunch of bowls of water and food, and left the dog INSIDE, and NOT posted about my crimes on the INTERNET. Or: just taken the dog, since this white trash OBVIOUSLY doesn't deserve to own the dog, and NOT posted about it on the INTERNET. There is absolutely NO EXCUSE for leaving a dog outside with no water, when it's 103F out side. The PROPER thing to do would have been to call the police, who would have rescued the dog, and probably charged the owner(s) with animal cruelty/endangerment. It's basically the same as leaving a dog locked in a car in a parking lot. It just would take LONGER for the dog to DIE, from the heat. But, don't post about doing things that are ILLEGAL (no matter how well intentioned) on the INTERNET. Some humans could STILL be prosecuted, unfortunately. I certainly hope that doesn't happen |
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