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Old July 22nd 11, 12:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way
out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her
haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in
da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby

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Old July 22nd 11, 12:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_4_]
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Default Sum hooman did diz

On 07/21/2011 05:10 PM, Gramby wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da
moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been
left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out
dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi
fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally
one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the
dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem
women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie,
which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da
woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem
all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked
how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers
and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost
herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to
be sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby




Dos wer gud ladyz tu reccscu dat doggie. A pox on dat man whoo lef it
owt wifowt watr an ahayd.TuTu
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Old July 22nd 11, 01:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Sum hooman did diz

On Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:10:46 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote:

Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way
out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her
haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in
da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby


even a d*g must haff fudz and waters!
beauty, happy the rescue worked
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Old July 22nd 11, 01:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sum hooman did diz

Hurray fur da reskyoo hoominz!

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
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Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da
moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been
left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out
dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi
fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally
one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the
dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem
women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which
waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman
hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all
yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how
deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and
grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost
herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be
sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby



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Old July 22nd 11, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sum hooman did diz

not dat we akuzin aneebodee, oej
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da
moffer of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been
left in da OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out
dere. Dem foun da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi
fenze. Dem walked roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally
one of da hooman said "lets try a window, go through the house, get the
dog and lock up on the way out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem
women boff klimed in dat winnow, went out da bak door got da doggie, which
waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem taked dat doggie to where da woman
hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her haz a nu barekitten. Dem all
yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in da out. When dem asked how
deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and said "we are mothers and
grandmothers, where there is a will there is a way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost
herself up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be
sunnie. Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby



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Old July 22nd 11, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Sum hooman did diz

On Jul 21, 7:10*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. *Da moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. *Dem foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. *Dem walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. *Finally one of da hooman said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way
out." *Dat iz zacklee what dem did. *Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her
haz a nu barekitten. *Dem all yelled at da man *hooman who leff da doggie in
da out. *When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie..
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby


I pwadin dem dat tooked heewoik mayshures.
cwap cwap cwap
MeOwy, happy boutted dis nooz ob sukksessful wesskew
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Old July 22nd 11, 05:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Sum hooman did diz

Gudgud Jop!
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Pitô.ônya

"Meowy" wrote in message
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On Jul 21, 7:10 pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da
moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left
in da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem
foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem
walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman
said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on
the way
out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat
winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO
wadder. Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying
kauze her
haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da
doggie in
da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed
and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is
a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost
herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be
sunnie.
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby


I pwadin dem dat tooked heewoik mayshures.
cwap cwap cwap
MeOwy, happy boutted dis nooz ob sukksessful wesskew

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Old July 22nd 11, 04:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sum hooman did diz

On Jul 21, 7:10*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. *Da moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. *Dem foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. *Dem walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. *Finally one of da hooman said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way
out." *Dat iz zacklee what dem did. *Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her
haz a nu barekitten. *Dem all yelled at da man *hooman who leff da doggie in
da out. *When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie..
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby


Uncl Bill cryed for dat doggie an finks dat doze wimmin wuz heroes
wike in da ol' books an storees. Wee agree, aldo we don' cry mutsh. R
doggies ar downstares rite gnow and inside excep for woks, wiff fudz
an wadder an da hous to rek. Sew dey ar ok.

--
WooToo an Missy, chillin
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Old July 23rd 11, 10:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Jul 22, 12:10*am, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. *Da moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. *Dem foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. *Dem walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. *Finally one of da hooman said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way
out." *Dat iz zacklee what dem did. *Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her
haz a nu barekitten. *Dem all yelled at da man *hooman who leff da doggie in
da out. *When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie..
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby


OH! Dose gudgud hoomins! We nose it wus a d*g dat wus weskewed, but
dat d*g mite haff wiked kittiez so we say -
WELL DUN HOOMINZ!!

Gordon Kittiez
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Old July 24th 11, 12:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sum hooman did diz

On Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:10:46 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote:

Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the way
out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder. Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze her
haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie in
da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby


I hate to say this, but 'some humans' just committed 'breaking and
entering', which could be a felony, depending on the state.

Then, in the eyes of the law, they stole the dog, by taking it with
them. That is probably not a felony, unless the dog was valuable.

My bet is that the WHITE TRASH that owned that dog DIDN'T have a
valuable, pure bred dog.

I would probably have done the same thing, but I certainly WOULDN'T have
posted about it on the INTERNET.

Actually, what I would have done was fill up a bunch of bowls of water
and food, and left the dog INSIDE, and NOT posted about my crimes on the
INTERNET.

Or: just taken the dog, since this white trash OBVIOUSLY doesn't deserve
to own the dog, and NOT posted about it on the INTERNET.

There is absolutely NO EXCUSE for leaving a dog outside with no water,
when it's 103F out side.

The PROPER thing to do would have been to call the police, who would
have rescued the dog, and probably charged the owner(s) with animal
cruelty/endangerment.

It's basically the same as leaving a dog locked in a car in a parking
lot.

It just would take LONGER for the dog to DIE, from the heat.

But, don't post about doing things that are ILLEGAL (no matter how well
intentioned) on the INTERNET.

Some humans could STILL be prosecuted, unfortunately.

I certainly hope that doesn't happen
 




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