Sum hooman did diz

aktually dat god did like kitties and lifved inna houze dat had wun but da
cat was IN the IN.

"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jul 22, 12:10 am, "Gramby" wrote:
Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da
moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in
da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem
foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem
walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman
said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the
way
out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat
winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder.
Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze
her
haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie
in
da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost
herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby

OH! Dose gudgud hoomins! We nose it wus a d*g dat wus weskewed, but
dat d*g mite haff wiked kittiez so we say -
WELL DUN HOOMINZ!!

Gordon Kittiez

dA ONLEE REAZON U MITE BE RONG IZ DAT IT WAZ DA DAUTER OF ONE OF DA HOOMANZ.
aLZO DA MAN DAT OWNED DA DOG WAZ LADER GIFFEN A KOPY OF DA LAW BOUT LEAFINK
ANIMALZ WIFOUT WADDER AND HIM WAZ SO SKART HIM COULDN'T EFFEN SPEAK. dEM
HAZA BAREKITTEN AND IFFEN DEM WUDEN TAKE KARE OFFA DOG WHY WOULD PEOPLEZ
ASZUME DEM WOULD A NEW BAREKITTEN.

dERE WAS NO OFTHER WAY TO GIT IN DERE WIFF AN 8 FOOT FENCE WIFF NO GATE.

Sorri didn't know dat big ledder button had been hitted. Da doggie iz fine
now but waz sik for a day.

"Gandalf" wrote in message
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On Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:10:46 -0500, "Gramby"
wrote:

Sum hooman wented to her ow frens houze to chek on a doggie dere. Da
moffer
of dan hooman dat libed in da houze was fraid dat doggie had been left in
da
OUT wiff NO wadder and itstelf was one hunnered and free out dere. Dem
foun
da doggie in da bak yard and dere waz no gate to da hihi fenze. Dem walked
roun and roun da houze figgerink what tu du. Finally one of da hooman said
"lets try a window, go through the house, get the dog and lock up on the
way
out." Dat iz zacklee what dem did. Do dem women boff klimed in dat
winnow,
went out da bak door got da doggie, which waz hothot anna had NO wadder.
Dem
taked dat doggie to where da woman hooman dat owned it wuz staying kauze
her
haz a nu barekitten. Dem all yelled at da man hooman who leff da doggie
in
da out. When dem asked how deze ladiez got da doggie, dem just laffed and
said "we are mothers and grandmothers, where there is a will there is a
way."

One of doze hoomanz was pretty fluffy and da ofther wun had to boost
herself
up dem klimb in, we cats wud luffed to have seen diz, it had to be sunnie.
Piglett looking suspiciously at Gramby

I hate to say this, but 'some humans' just committed 'breaking and
entering', which could be a felony, depending on the state.

Then, in the eyes of the law, they stole the dog, by taking it with
them. That is probably not a felony, unless the dog was valuable.

My bet is that the WHITE TRASH that owned that dog DIDN'T have a
valuable, pure bred dog.

I would probably have done the same thing, but I certainly WOULDN'T have
posted about it on the INTERNET.

Actually, what I would have done was fill up a bunch of bowls of water
and food, and left the dog INSIDE, and NOT posted about my crimes on the
INTERNET.

Or: just taken the dog, since this white trash OBVIOUSLY doesn't deserve
to own the dog, and NOT posted about it on the INTERNET.

There is absolutely NO EXCUSE for leaving a dog outside with no water,
when it's 103F out side.

The PROPER thing to do would have been to call the police, who would
have rescued the dog, and probably charged the owner(s) with animal
cruelty/endangerment.

It's basically the same as leaving a dog locked in a car in a parking
lot.

It just would take LONGER for the dog to DIE, from the heat.

But, don't post about doing things that are ILLEGAL (no matter how well
intentioned) on the INTERNET.

Some humans could STILL be prosecuted, unfortunately.

I certainly hope that doesn't happen