How I spenz myown dayz

Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up an givz
ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to azk fur mor fudz
fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin at da owt. Wunce in a wile I
patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in frunt uv da pooter so she knowz I iz dere
in kase she needz me or haz ennee ekstra fudz she needz takin kare uv. A
fyoo howrz befur owrown reglar dinnertime, I startz remindin Meowmie dat
dinnertime iz kummin up so she duznt furgit. Efurrytime she gitz up frum da
pooter or da kowch, I runz to da kichen in kase she haz furgetted whare da
fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin her dat
it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she gitz da messij an
putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll arown an try to git da treetz
to fall owt. After we gitz awl da treetz, I takez a nap, sumtimez upstarez
on Meowmie's bed an sumtimez downstarez on da kowch.

Sundance

It sounds like you have a very busy schedule filled with important
duties. It is vital that we remind our humans when feeding times
approach, as they might otherwise forget. After all, if they forget to
feed us they might then forget to feed themselves, and that could be bad
for their health!

Amelia

Whut bowt lunchtyme? Rememfurr dat yu needz MOOOR fudz nowadaze!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up an
givz ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to azk fur
mor fudz fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin at da owt.
Wunce in a wile I patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in frunt uv da pooter
so she knowz I iz dere in kase she needz me or haz ennee ekstra fudz
she needz takin kare uv. A fyoo howrz befur owrown reglar dinnertime,
I startz remindin Meowmie dat dinnertime iz kummin up so she duznt
furgit. Efurrytime she gitz up frum da pooter or da kowch, I runz to
da kichen in kase she haz furgetted whare da fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin her
dat it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she gitz da
messij an putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll arown an try
to git da treetz to fall owt. After we gitz awl da treetz, I takez a
nap, sumtimez upstarez on Meowmie's bed an sumtimez downstarez on da
kowch.

Sundance

no wunner ursef needz more fudz, datsa lotsa wurk oej
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up an givz
ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to azk fur mor fudz
fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin at da owt. Wunce in a wile
I patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in frunt uv da pooter so she knowz I iz
dere in kase she needz me or haz ennee ekstra fudz she needz takin kare
uv. A fyoo howrz befur owrown reglar dinnertime, I startz remindin Meowmie
dat dinnertime iz kummin up so she duznt furgit. Efurrytime she gitz up
frum da pooter or da kowch, I runz to da kichen in kase she haz furgetted
whare da fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin her dat
it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she gitz da messij an
putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll arown an try to git da
treetz to fall owt. After we gitz awl da treetz, I takez a nap, sumtimez
upstarez on Meowmie's bed an sumtimez downstarez on da kowch.

Sundance

OEJ stares atta soft... urm i duzint think soft haz furgetted to eat beree
ofin, OEJ
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
It sounds like you have a very busy schedule filled with important
duties. It is vital that we remind our humans when feeding times
approach, as they might otherwise forget. After all, if they forget to
feed us they might then forget to feed themselves, and that could be bad
for their health!

Amelia

Yes, Ize werkin on dat. So far, tho, Meowmie sez I getz mor fudz at
meeltimez, not fudz at mor timez.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Whut bowt lunchtyme? Rememfurr dat yu needz MOOOR fudz nowadaze!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up an givz
ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to azk fur mor
fudz fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin at da owt. Wunce in
a wile I patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in frunt uv da pooter so she
knowz I iz dere in kase she needz me or haz ennee ekstra fudz she needz
takin kare uv. A fyoo howrz befur owrown reglar dinnertime, I startz
remindin Meowmie dat dinnertime iz kummin up so she duznt furgit.
Efurrytime she gitz up frum da pooter or da kowch, I runz to da kichen in
kase she haz furgetted whare da fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin her
dat it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she gitz da
messij an putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll arown an try to
git da treetz to fall owt. After we gitz awl da treetz, I takez a nap,
sumtimez upstarez on Meowmie's bed an sumtimez downstarez on da kowch.

Sundance

Huh Uh...nope. Nottid kwite rite.
Yu needz mor fudz at mor timez...huh? Ob korze!
An spekkulee mor meetzez, dat meenz stake an chikumz, eegz an fysh...
I wyll kum offur an fud tayzt fur yu if yu wish...
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Yes, Ize werkin on dat. So far, tho, Meowmie sez I getz mor fudz at
meeltimez, not fudz at mor timez.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Whut bowt lunchtyme? Rememfurr dat yu needz MOOOR fudz nowadaze!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up an
givz ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to azk
fur mor fudz fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin at da
owt. Wunce in a wile I patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in frunt uv da
pooter so she knowz I iz dere in kase she needz me or haz ennee
ekstra fudz she needz takin kare uv. A fyoo howrz befur owrown
reglar dinnertime, I startz remindin Meowmie dat dinnertime iz
kummin up so she duznt furgit. Efurrytime she gitz up frum da pooter
or da kowch, I runz to da kichen in kase she haz furgetted whare da
fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin
her dat it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she gitz
da messij an putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll arown an
try to git da treetz to fall owt. After we gitz awl da treetz, I
takez a nap, sumtimez upstarez on Meowmie's bed an sumtimez
downstarez on da kowch.

Sundance

Datz whut I fingkz, too! Juss I haz to be kareful whut proteenz I eetz --
datz why I gitz da fudz wif rabbit meetz now. Da TED sed beefz iz purrobly
not gud, chikkumz mite be OK, an fisheez shud be OK. I duznt know abowt
eggz.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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Huh Uh...nope. Nottid kwite rite.
Yu needz mor fudz at mor timez...huh? Ob korze!
An spekkulee mor meetzez, dat meenz stake an chikumz, eegz an fysh...
I wyll kum offur an fud tayzt fur yu if yu wish...
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Yes, Ize werkin on dat. So far, tho, Meowmie sez I getz mor fudz at
meeltimez, not fudz at mor timez.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Whut bowt lunchtyme? Rememfurr dat yu needz MOOOR fudz nowadaze!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up an
givz ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to azk fur
mor fudz fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin at da owt.
Wunce in a wile I patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in frunt uv da pooter
so she knowz I iz dere in kase she needz me or haz ennee ekstra fudz
she needz takin kare uv. A fyoo howrz befur owrown reglar dinnertime, I
startz remindin Meowmie dat dinnertime iz kummin up so she duznt
furgit. Efurrytime she gitz up frum da pooter or da kowch, I runz to da
kichen in kase she haz furgetted whare da fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin her
dat it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she gitz da
messij an putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll arown an try
to git da treetz to fall owt. After we gitz awl da treetz, I takez a
nap, sumtimez upstarez on Meowmie's bed an sumtimez downstarez on da
kowch.

Sundance

yu meen bunny!!!!?????
Awwwwww...
olny iffin yu huntz dem!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
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Datz whut I fingkz, too! Juss I haz to be kareful whut proteenz I
eetz -- datz why I gitz da fudz wif rabbit meetz now. Da TED sed
beefz iz purrobly not gud, chikkumz mite be OK, an fisheez shud be OK.
I duznt know abowt eggz.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Huh Uh...nope. Nottid kwite rite.
Yu needz mor fudz at mor timez...huh? Ob korze!
An spekkulee mor meetzez, dat meenz stake an chikumz, eegz an fysh...
I wyll kum offur an fud tayzt fur yu if yu wish...
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Yes, Ize werkin on dat. So far, tho, Meowmie sez I getz mor fudz at
meeltimez, not fudz at mor timez.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Whut bowt lunchtyme? Rememfurr dat yu needz MOOOR fudz nowadaze!
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up
an givz ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to
azk fur mor fudz fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin
at da owt. Wunce in a wile I patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in
frunt uv da pooter so she knowz I iz dere in kase she needz me or
haz ennee ekstra fudz she needz takin kare uv. A fyoo howrz befur
owrown reglar dinnertime, I startz remindin Meowmie dat dinnertime
iz kummin up so she duznt furgit. Efurrytime she gitz up frum da
pooter or da kowch, I runz to da kichen in kase she haz furgetted
whare da fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin
her dat it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she
gitz da messij an putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll
arown an try to git da treetz to fall owt. After we gitz awl da
treetz, I takez a nap, sumtimez upstarez on Meowmie's bed an
sumtimez downstarez on da kowch.

Sundance

On Jul 26, 7:52*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Da most impurrtint fing eech day iz to make shur Meowmie gitz up an givz
ussez owrown brekfist. Aftur dat, it duznt do much gud to azk fur mor fudz
fur a wile, so I mostlee layz on da sofa lukkin at da owt. Wunce in a wile I
patz Meowmie on da bak or gitz in frunt uv da pooter so she knowz I iz dere
in kase she needz me or haz ennee ekstra fudz she needz takin kare uv. A
fyoo howrz befur owrown reglar dinnertime, I startz remindin Meowmie dat
dinnertime iz kummin up so she duznt furgit. Efurrytime she gitz up frum da
pooter or da kowch, I runz to da kichen in kase she haz furgetted whare da
fudz iz.

After Meowmie finully feedz ussez owrown dinner, I startz remindin her dat
it will sun be time fur owrown treetz. Evenchooully she gitz da messij an
putz treetz in a liddle bawl fur ussez to roll arown an try to git da treetz
to fall owt. After we gitz awl da treetz, I takez a nap, sumtimez upstarez
on Meowmie's bed an sumtimez downstarez on da kowch.

Sundance

No wunner yuse hungwee! Awl dat rememfurin fings! Yure Meomie shood be
gwad yuse awound or yu mite neffur get fud!

Gordon Kittiez