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#1
April 27th 11, 09:47 PM
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Ping Trudi!
Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed!
Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired. 
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April 27th 11, 10:11 PM
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Ping Trudi!
oohhh mine gudnesses!!!
now unnerstand dat minesef thinkz dat der iz no purpose to da owt, der iz no kibbles inna owt, der iz no kowch inna owt, anna der iz sumtimez mean hoominz, so i duzint kare ta go der, but fur gudnezz sakez, urmom hasta know ursef izza tomleezt mancat efur, Trudi, who got tired readin diz "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed! Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired.
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#3
April 27th 11, 10:22 PM
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Ping Trudi!
On Apr 27, 10:11*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
oohhh mine gudnesses!!! now unnerstand dat minesef thinkz dat der iz no purpose to da owt, der iz no kibbles inna owt, der iz no kowch inna owt, anna der iz sumtimez mean hoominz, so i duzint kare ta go der, but fur gudnezz sakez, urmom hasta know ursef izza tomleezt mancat efur, Trudi, who got tired readin diz"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed! Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da *wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, *she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu *flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired. Little black and white cat puffs out his chest. Fangu Trudi! Purrhaps we can slowly....furry slowly... sneek under dat big swub n cuddel up n purrhaps....haff a wittle sweep? Jack effun tireder
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#4
April 27th 11, 11:17 PM
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Ping Trudi!
napz iz alwayz gud, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Apr 27, 10:11 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: oohhh mine gudnesses!!! now unnerstand dat minesef thinkz dat der iz no purpose to da owt, der iz no kibbles inna owt, der iz no kowch inna owt, anna der iz sumtimez mean hoominz, so i duzint kare ta go der, but fur gudnezz sakez, urmom hasta know ursef izza tomleezt mancat efur, Trudi, who got tired readin diz"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed! Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired. Little black and white cat puffs out his chest. Fangu Trudi! Purrhaps we can slowly....furry slowly... sneek under dat big swub n cuddel up n purrhaps....haff a wittle sweep? Jack effun tireder
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April 27th 11, 11:32 PM
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Ping Trudi!
Jack, you gotz to be furry careful!
I did somefing like dat a couple years ago. I climbed over da fence, and I started 'sploring the neighbor's yard. Den I smelled a bigbig greebling - the chief of da local tribe of greeblings! So I started following the scent, and I catched up to chief greebling and I killeded him. But then I realized dat I din't know how to get back home. I was losted fur three whole months! Boy, was I efur glad to get back home. So when you go ober da fence an out ub da yard, make sure you don't lose track of how to get home. Dat was scary! Sammy
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April 28th 11, 04:30 AM
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Ping Trudi!
Pssst, Trudi, did yoo notiss dat he kalled yurownself "darwing"? I fingk yoo
shud rite yurownselvez in yur skort buk! Rebecca "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed! Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired.
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April 28th 11, 05:44 AM
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Ping Trudi!
Dey gotz fenses fur owtcats...wook at da Hemmingway thred. dey gotz
deeze.....heerz da lynx... http://www.hemingwayhome.com/HTML/our_cats.htm dat smyling kitteh is liddle Tygur den da fense link (PUN) is heer wooky http://www.purrfectfence.com/ Nise site..yeUP Mosey "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Apr 27, 10:11 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: oohhh mine gudnesses!!! now unnerstand dat minesef thinkz dat der iz no purpose to da owt, der iz no kibbles inna owt, der iz no kowch inna owt, anna der iz sumtimez mean hoominz, so i duzint kare ta go der, but fur gudnezz sakez, urmom hasta know ursef izza tomleezt mancat efur, Trudi, who got tired readin diz"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed! Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired. Little black and white cat puffs out his chest. Fangu Trudi! Purrhaps we can slowly....furry slowly... sneek under dat big swub n cuddel up n purrhaps....haff a wittle sweep? Jack effun tireder
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April 28th 11, 05:56 AM
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Ping Trudi!!!
Ohhhhh, da "darwing theeury" ? Mosey [runs uhwai fastfast]
Pssst, Trudi, did yoo notiss dat he kalled yurownself "darwing"? I fingk yoo shud rite yurownselvez in yur skort buk! Rebecca Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed! Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired. Wull, yew had uh vury inferezuting dai Jack..... gno wunner yew iz tired.. Yew wyl beh umaky... heddbump, yer frend uhkrozz da pawned Mosey
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April 28th 11, 08:46 AM
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Ping Trudi!
*blushes so deep her white furz iz tinged wif pink*
ahum, err i did write owrsefz inna skort buk juzt di day, Trudi, bashful fur onze "Rebecca" wrote in message ... Pssst, Trudi, did yoo notiss dat he kalled yurownself "darwing"? I fingk yoo shud rite yurownselvez in yur skort buk! Rebecca "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Hihi darwing! Jack heer wif a tale of daiwing do...yu wil bee amazed! Todae, Meomie n Paw wer inna gardun. It wus a bwootiful day wiffa sunny sun an da wawm bweeze bwowing, n awl da wittle burdies [just owta weetch] fwutterin about da birdie feedur. Harry wus put inna cattewy, Sukie wus put inna cattewy but wen it camed to me, Meomie sed - oh Gavin, fink we will just wet Jack woam awound, hees an old guy an hees goin nowawe......yeah..... Well I inspekted da fwowers, da gwass, I effun paid a fisit tu da qwiet kowner ware awl da Gordon Boyz ar westin. Den I sniffed da fence awl awound da gardun in awl da wittle kornurs me went. Dey wus onna summerseet an dey wus gettin sweepy. I wus bored! I wooked at dat 6 foots fence, n me waid it up n finked abowt it an den....den......den....I weeped! Wite up an wite tu thu top of dat 6 foots fence me went! Me wus onna top offa wurld! Top offa wurld Ma!! Sowwy, I wike Cagney....hehe! Den Meomie woked up, she wus soso mad! I wus wokkin onna top offa fence an she coodnt weech me! She wus wunnin awl awound n collin myne name....well, den me deesided dat I wus goin offur da syde, n me did! Wite inta da naybur offur da backs gardun. Me didnt wike it, it wus fulla bwambulz, bwiawrs n dey wus jaggy! Howeffurdeway, I wussnt kummin bak offur dat fence {me wus tutu flibbertyglibbed} Meomie wented away, n weft me awone inna stwange gardun! I wus wandewin abowt n cwyin n cwyin, no wun kared me wus skared! Den I herd a voice I new. It wus Meomie. She wus inna gardun n she snatched me up n said I wus gonna get hur hung fur twesspassin! I wus most upset! Awl dat effurt I put inta giffin hur sum eggsersise n she bwamed me! Wen we gotted bak tu myne howse, she wooked me inna eye n sed "dares wife inna owld boy yet, eh Jack"? Den I gotted shuffed inna cattewy wiff Harry! Jack, tired.
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