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  #1  
Old January 9th 08, 12:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Trudi da skortmanker

Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for dose hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who was so skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but a little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and kombed it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely at diz) .
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in da brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself would look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange skortz for
hoomans.


  #2  
Old January 9th 08, 04:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Trudi da skortmanker

dear OT...

thank yourownsef fur wrtin mineself, whut you duzint know iz dat i wuz
vizitn Mizz Piglett when diz happined... i wuzint gonna write bowt it kuz i
figgured da ofur catz juzt wuuldint beleef dat hairz... butted now mayhapz i
will turn bak time anna pozt owrz venshure, Trudi, still gigglin atta hoomin
wifi standi up hairz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for dose hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who was so

skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but a little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and kombed it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely at diz) .
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in da brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself would look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange skortz for
hoomans.




  #3  
Old January 10th 08, 03:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Trudi da skortmanker

Lung, lung uhgo, b-4 meowwmee'z gurl cub wuz marryed, hur
hezitaytinklee azkt meowmee whut hur thot bowt uh fello wiff
looong hayer. Meowmee anzert "It depends whatz underneeth
da hayer, between da eerz."
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dear OT...

thank yourownsef fur wrtin mineself, whut you duzint know iz dat i wuz
vizitn Mizz Piglett when diz happined... i wuzint gonna write bowt it kuz
i
figgured da ofur catz juzt wuuldint beleef dat hairz... butted now mayhapz
i
will turn bak time anna pozt owrz venshure, Trudi, still gigglin atta
hoomin
wifi standi up hairz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for dose hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who was so

skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but a little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and kombed it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely at diz) .
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in da brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself would look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange skortz for
hoomans.






  #4  
Old January 10th 08, 04:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Trudi da skortmanker

when i poztz you will see himz wuz ok smurt enuf but not bowt himz vainiti,
Trudi
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Lung, lung uhgo, b-4 meowwmee'z gurl cub wuz marryed, hur
hezitaytinklee azkt meowmee whut hur thot bowt uh fello wiff
looong hayer. Meowmee anzert "It depends whatz underneeth
da hayer, between da eerz."
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dear OT...

thank yourownsef fur wrtin mineself, whut you duzint know iz dat i wuz
vizitn Mizz Piglett when diz happined... i wuzint gonna write bowt it

kuz
i
figgured da ofur catz juzt wuuldint beleef dat hairz... butted now

mayhapz
i
will turn bak time anna pozt owrz venshure, Trudi, still gigglin atta
hoomin
wifi standi up hairz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for dose

hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who was so

skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but a little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and kombed it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely at diz) .
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in da

brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself would look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too

skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange skortz for
hoomans.








  #5  
Old January 10th 08, 04:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default Trudi da skortmanker

if da gramby iz gettink older and duzent luke like her once didz and iz ok
wif dat den da offer humanz shud be ok wif demselvez. Unless dey goez unner
an knife and gets new stuff, it iz what itz iz. Piglet nor being aboe to
figue out people.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
when i poztz you will see himz wuz ok smurt enuf but not bowt himz
vainiti,
Trudi
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Lung, lung uhgo, b-4 meowwmee'z gurl cub wuz marryed, hur
hezitaytinklee azkt meowmee whut hur thot bowt uh fello wiff
looong hayer. Meowmee anzert "It depends whatz underneeth
da hayer, between da eerz."
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dear OT...

thank yourownsef fur wrtin mineself, whut you duzint know iz dat i wuz
vizitn Mizz Piglett when diz happined... i wuzint gonna write bowt it

kuz
i
figgured da ofur catz juzt wuuldint beleef dat hairz... butted now

mayhapz
i
will turn bak time anna pozt owrz venshure, Trudi, still gigglin atta
hoomin
wifi standi up hairz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for dose

hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who was so
skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but a
little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and kombed
it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely at diz)
.
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in da

brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself would look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too

skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange skortz for
hoomans.










  #6  
Old January 10th 08, 04:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Trudi da skortmanker

whut izit wif hoominz aniway, dey needsa work on derown personaliteeze anna
not wurri so muc bowt lukz, ceptin fur too skinny der iz nufin dat kant be
ok... Trudi, who knowz soft kuld nefur kuk gud enuf ta fatten uppa
manhoomin,
Granby wrote in message
...
if da gramby iz gettink older and duzent luke like her once didz and iz ok
wif dat den da offer humanz shud be ok wif demselvez. Unless dey goez

unner
an knife and gets new stuff, it iz what itz iz. Piglet nor being aboe to
figue out people.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
when i poztz you will see himz wuz ok smurt enuf but not bowt himz
vainiti,
Trudi
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Lung, lung uhgo, b-4 meowwmee'z gurl cub wuz marryed, hur
hezitaytinklee azkt meowmee whut hur thot bowt uh fello wiff
looong hayer. Meowmee anzert "It depends whatz underneeth
da hayer, between da eerz."
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dear OT...

thank yourownsef fur wrtin mineself, whut you duzint know iz dat i

wuz
vizitn Mizz Piglett when diz happined... i wuzint gonna write bowt it

kuz
i
figgured da ofur catz juzt wuuldint beleef dat hairz... butted now

mayhapz
i
will turn bak time anna pozt owrz venshure, Trudi, still gigglin atta
hoomin
wifi standi up hairz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for dose

hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who was so
skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but a
little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and kombed
it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely at

diz)
.
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in da

brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself would

look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too

skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange skortz for
hoomans.












  #7  
Old January 10th 08, 05:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M
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Posts: 297
Default Trudi da skortmanker

Pzzt, Trudy, hav yu seen Rebecca's rezent poztz?
Get owt yur notebuk!

Pit2nya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
whut izit wif hoominz aniway, dey needsa work on derown personaliteeze
anna
not wurri so muc bowt lukz, ceptin fur too skinny der iz nufin dat
kant be
ok... Trudi, who knowz soft kuld nefur kuk gud enuf ta fatten uppa
manhoomin,
Granby wrote in message
...
if da gramby iz gettink older and duzent luke like her once didz and
iz ok
wif dat den da offer humanz shud be ok wif demselvez. Unless dey
goez

unner
an knife and gets new stuff, it iz what itz iz. Piglet nor being
aboe to
figue out people.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
when i poztz you will see himz wuz ok smurt enuf but not bowt himz
vainiti,
Trudi
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Lung, lung uhgo, b-4 meowwmee'z gurl cub wuz marryed, hur
hezitaytinklee azkt meowmee whut hur thot bowt uh fello wiff
looong hayer. Meowmee anzert "It depends whatz underneeth
da hayer, between da eerz."
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dear OT...

thank yourownsef fur wrtin mineself, whut you duzint know iz dat
i

wuz
vizitn Mizz Piglett when diz happined... i wuzint gonna write
bowt it
kuz
i
figgured da ofur catz juzt wuuldint beleef dat hairz... butted
now
mayhapz
i
will turn bak time anna pozt owrz venshure, Trudi, still gigglin
atta
hoomin
wifi standi up hairz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for
dose
hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who
was so
skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but
a
little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and
kombed
it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely
at

diz)
.
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in
da
brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself
would

look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too
skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange
skortz for
hoomans.














  #8  
Old January 10th 08, 05:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Trudi da skortmanker

I haz been watchin deze developmintz, anna i wuz thinkin... lowerz voize...
if diz here mancat azkersef gud enuf i meanz qwik enuf, mayhapz inna sprin
a double winkin kuld happin, Trudi thinkin dat would be so kule,
Sylvia M wrote in message
...
Pzzt, Trudy, hav yu seen Rebecca's rezent poztz?
Get owt yur notebuk!

Pit2nya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
whut izit wif hoominz aniway, dey needsa work on derown personaliteeze
anna
not wurri so muc bowt lukz, ceptin fur too skinny der iz nufin dat
kant be
ok... Trudi, who knowz soft kuld nefur kuk gud enuf ta fatten uppa
manhoomin,
Granby wrote in message
...
if da gramby iz gettink older and duzent luke like her once didz and
iz ok
wif dat den da offer humanz shud be ok wif demselvez. Unless dey
goez

unner
an knife and gets new stuff, it iz what itz iz. Piglet nor being
aboe to
figue out people.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
when i poztz you will see himz wuz ok smurt enuf but not bowt himz
vainiti,
Trudi
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Lung, lung uhgo, b-4 meowwmee'z gurl cub wuz marryed, hur
hezitaytinklee azkt meowmee whut hur thot bowt uh fello wiff
looong hayer. Meowmee anzert "It depends whatz underneeth
da hayer, between da eerz."
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dear OT...

thank yourownsef fur wrtin mineself, whut you duzint know iz dat
i

wuz
vizitn Mizz Piglett when diz happined... i wuzint gonna write
bowt it
kuz
i
figgured da ofur catz juzt wuuldint beleef dat hairz... butted
now
mayhapz
i
will turn bak time anna pozt owrz venshure, Trudi, still gigglin
atta
hoomin
wifi standi up hairz
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O.T. be gladz u cided not be a skort maker for
dose
hoomanz.
Dey iz nuts. Da grambys was interduced to anofer hooman who
was so
skinniez
he looked sik. He didn't haf any hair on most of him head but
a
little
fluff on da side. Himself growed some of it realli longz and
kombed
it
ofver to kover da top of hizown head. (Willow looked clozely
at

diz)
.
When da win glew, himself looked like a sale boat flappink in
da
brezee.
Gramby said himself should haf just shaved it off, himself
would

look
betterz. Dat neibor goted mad kauze gramby said da man was too
skinnee.
People sure iz silly. U made da gud choize not to arrange
skortz for
hoomans.
















  #9  
Old January 11th 08, 05:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Posts: 2,746
Default Trudi da skortmanker

Reeeleeee?
Oh yu meen Kitty Schottland an Mr. Lewi ;-)
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I haz been watchin deze developmintz, anna i wuz thinkin... lowerz voize...
if diz here mancat azkersef gud enuf i meanz qwik enuf, mayhapz inna
sprin
a double winkin kuld happin, Trudi thinkin dat would be so kule,
Sylvia M wrote in message
...
Pzzt, Trudy, hav yu seen Rebecca's rezent poztz?
Get owt yur notebuk!

Pit2nya



  #10  
Old January 11th 08, 09:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default Trudi da skortmanker

I fink her was finkin bout Rebecca anna oh, you kno da one wif da acenk, d
gentleman, oh kant fink of hizown name but da gramby likez him ta post.
Willow fussing because a name wont come to her. Anyway, he bought her
jewelry for Krissmouse and her made him a scarf.
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Reeeleeee?
Oh yu meen Kitty Schottland an Mr. Lewi ;-)
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I haz been watchin deze developmintz, anna i wuz thinkin... lowerz
voize...
if diz here mancat azkersef gud enuf i meanz qwik enuf, mayhapz inna
sprin
a double winkin kuld happin, Trudi thinkin dat would be so kule,
Sylvia M wrote in message
...
Pzzt, Trudy, hav yu seen Rebecca's rezent poztz?
Get owt yur notebuk!

Pit2nya





 




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