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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da followin...... Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............ Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted. Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus waytin dare fur him..... Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him! Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted. Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at dis sad site. Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus? Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce, jist wunce................. Harry, reminisin |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
On Feb 4, 3:05*pm, rafflescat
wrote: Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da followin...... Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............ Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted. Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus waytin dare fur him..... Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him! Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted. Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at dis sad site. Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus? Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce, jist wunce................. Harry, reminisin Harry, I yam shoor dat yoo wike it betterer az yoo ar butted yoo cooda bin a reely GRATE outdoor kitty. You got cattitude. -- Wascal, da Sekraterie ob da Exterior |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
On Feb 4, 8:11*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote: On Feb 4, 3:05*pm, rafflescat wrote: Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da followin...... Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............ Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted. Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus waytin dare fur him..... Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him! Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted. Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at dis sad site. Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus? Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce, jist wunce................. Harry, reminisin Harry, I yam shoor dat yoo wike it betterer az yoo ar butted yoo cooda bin a reely GRATE outdoor kitty. You got cattitude. -- Wascal, da Sekraterie ob da Exterior Awh fangu Wascal bwush yuse tutu kynd. Harry wiff cattitude. |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da followin...... Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............ You are indeed a mighty hunter! Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another meeting of the club? Amelia |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
On Feb 4, 8:14*pm, Amelia wrote:
On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote: Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da followin...... Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............ You are indeed a mighty hunter! Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another meeting of the club? Amelia Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy frum da kichen?? Harry |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of
dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy frum da kichen?? Harry Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers. Amelia |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
diz wuld bea gud idermint, OEJ
"Amelia" wrote in message ... Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy frum da kichen?? Harry Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers. Amelia |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
On Feb 4, 8:44*pm, Amelia wrote:
Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy frum da kichen?? Harry Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers. Amelia Yay!! But whu wood organize dat? Amelia.....dus yu know a kitty wiff enuff speriense? Mees shure Sukie wood joyne in, she hates dat pwuginfingy tuu! Harry |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown brain
"Amelia" wrote in message ... On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote: Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da followin...... Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............ You are indeed a mighty hunter! Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another meeting of the club? Amelia |
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Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:35:56 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:
i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown brain You can find da 'nouncement at http://tinyurl.com/MightyHuntersClub Harri |
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