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Karen wrote: "Singh" wrote in message ... O J wrote: I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... A few years ago we had a blizzard in Buffalo--what's that you say...? A blizzard in Buffalo!? Who'da thought... but anyway, we had horrible conditions and a traffic ban in the city limits. I had to stay the night with Louie's parents in the suburbs and go back to work. I was working in the funds transfer department at Citibank and had to do confirmation calls for faxed requests. Louie braved the weather conditions, the traditionally horrible plowing (read: they don't bother) and the city cops to go to my place and make sure Fritzie was fed and given some much needed attention. Louie called and asked me to speak to the boy because he was agitated. "Is that my little Fritzums? Is baby being a good boy for Uncle Louie?" (We'd been together 3 months so it wasn't time for him to be Daddy yet." Several people hung up on their customers and stared at me like I had finally asked the office stoner for some of her organically-grown medication. "Mama misses Fritzie! (Now singing the tune to "Jeannie With the Light Brown Hair") I looooove-my Fritzie-He's a Spoiled-BRAT!" I heard a lot of people mentioning Jesus H. Christ about then. You know, it is truly remarkable how even nonbelievers will go on about Christ in these situations, but believer or not they always sound so *angry* when they do it... Blessed be, Baha ROFL!!!! You are SUCH a funny writer. You should do this professionally. What a great story Wow, thanks!!! I do write, actually, although nothing's been published yet. I am working on a story about a nurse forced into retirement by injury, and ends up doing veterinary lab research; I also am thinking about a "biography" of the late great Fritzie, to benefit the Veterinary Emergency Fund. I don't know if anyone else here has this group locally, but in Buffalo the fund helps poor people and senior citizens give their animals the proper care they deserve. I'm glad you (and theothers here) like my kitty stories. Which goes to show you how much more interesting life can be when you live with four-legged people. it always seems like more adventure comes with those extra legs! Blessed be! Baha |
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Karen wrote: "Singh" wrote in message ... O J wrote: I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... A few years ago we had a blizzard in Buffalo--what's that you say...? A blizzard in Buffalo!? Who'da thought... but anyway, we had horrible conditions and a traffic ban in the city limits. I had to stay the night with Louie's parents in the suburbs and go back to work. I was working in the funds transfer department at Citibank and had to do confirmation calls for faxed requests. Louie braved the weather conditions, the traditionally horrible plowing (read: they don't bother) and the city cops to go to my place and make sure Fritzie was fed and given some much needed attention. Louie called and asked me to speak to the boy because he was agitated. "Is that my little Fritzums? Is baby being a good boy for Uncle Louie?" (We'd been together 3 months so it wasn't time for him to be Daddy yet." Several people hung up on their customers and stared at me like I had finally asked the office stoner for some of her organically-grown medication. "Mama misses Fritzie! (Now singing the tune to "Jeannie With the Light Brown Hair") I looooove-my Fritzie-He's a Spoiled-BRAT!" I heard a lot of people mentioning Jesus H. Christ about then. You know, it is truly remarkable how even nonbelievers will go on about Christ in these situations, but believer or not they always sound so *angry* when they do it... Blessed be, Baha ROFL!!!! You are SUCH a funny writer. You should do this professionally. What a great story Wow, thanks!!! I do write, actually, although nothing's been published yet. I am working on a story about a nurse forced into retirement by injury, and ends up doing veterinary lab research; I also am thinking about a "biography" of the late great Fritzie, to benefit the Veterinary Emergency Fund. I don't know if anyone else here has this group locally, but in Buffalo the fund helps poor people and senior citizens give their animals the proper care they deserve. I'm glad you (and theothers here) like my kitty stories. Which goes to show you how much more interesting life can be when you live with four-legged people. it always seems like more adventure comes with those extra legs! Blessed be! Baha |
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Karen wrote: "Singh" wrote in message ... O J wrote: I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... A few years ago we had a blizzard in Buffalo--what's that you say...? A blizzard in Buffalo!? Who'da thought... but anyway, we had horrible conditions and a traffic ban in the city limits. I had to stay the night with Louie's parents in the suburbs and go back to work. I was working in the funds transfer department at Citibank and had to do confirmation calls for faxed requests. Louie braved the weather conditions, the traditionally horrible plowing (read: they don't bother) and the city cops to go to my place and make sure Fritzie was fed and given some much needed attention. Louie called and asked me to speak to the boy because he was agitated. "Is that my little Fritzums? Is baby being a good boy for Uncle Louie?" (We'd been together 3 months so it wasn't time for him to be Daddy yet." Several people hung up on their customers and stared at me like I had finally asked the office stoner for some of her organically-grown medication. "Mama misses Fritzie! (Now singing the tune to "Jeannie With the Light Brown Hair") I looooove-my Fritzie-He's a Spoiled-BRAT!" I heard a lot of people mentioning Jesus H. Christ about then. You know, it is truly remarkable how even nonbelievers will go on about Christ in these situations, but believer or not they always sound so *angry* when they do it... Blessed be, Baha ROFL!!!! You are SUCH a funny writer. You should do this professionally. What a great story Wow, thanks!!! I do write, actually, although nothing's been published yet. I am working on a story about a nurse forced into retirement by injury, and ends up doing veterinary lab research; I also am thinking about a "biography" of the late great Fritzie, to benefit the Veterinary Emergency Fund. I don't know if anyone else here has this group locally, but in Buffalo the fund helps poor people and senior citizens give their animals the proper care they deserve. I'm glad you (and theothers here) like my kitty stories. Which goes to show you how much more interesting life can be when you live with four-legged people. it always seems like more adventure comes with those extra legs! Blessed be! Baha |
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