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O J wrote:
I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Ekshully you misdialed - you were talking to the local office of the National Institute of Mental Health... -- The One-and-only Holy MosesT |
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O J wrote:
I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Ekshully you misdialed - you were talking to the local office of the National Institute of Mental Health... -- The One-and-only Holy MosesT |
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O J wrote:
I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Ekshully you misdialed - you were talking to the local office of the National Institute of Mental Health... -- The One-and-only Holy MosesT |
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In article , "Duke of URL"
wrote: O J wrote: I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Ekshully you misdialed - you were talking to the local office of the National Institute of Mental Health... Ummm...I think NIMH is running a new system now: If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are passive-aggressive, get someone guilty enough to press 8. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are manic, press them all repeatedly while laughing wildly. |
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In article , "Duke of URL"
wrote: O J wrote: I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Ekshully you misdialed - you were talking to the local office of the National Institute of Mental Health... Ummm...I think NIMH is running a new system now: If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are passive-aggressive, get someone guilty enough to press 8. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are manic, press them all repeatedly while laughing wildly. |
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In article , "Duke of URL"
wrote: O J wrote: I know somebody else must do this too I'm retired now, but when I was at the office, I would call home and often get the recorder. It was tied to a speaker so someone in the house could hear who was on the phone and pick it up if they wanted to speak to the caller right away. Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Ekshully you misdialed - you were talking to the local office of the National Institute of Mental Health... Ummm...I think NIMH is running a new system now: If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are passive-aggressive, get someone guilty enough to press 8. If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are manic, press them all repeatedly while laughing wildly. |
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O J wrote in message . ..
SNIP Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Regards and Purrs, O J Not that I haven't been tempted... G But I retain enough self-consiousness that I'd feel a little silly if a co-worker were to hear me coo "How's my wittle Mr. Mookums today?" into the phone. =o) That, and we're supposed to limit our personal phone calls at work. Melissa |
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O J wrote in message . ..
SNIP Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Regards and Purrs, O J Not that I haven't been tempted... G But I retain enough self-consiousness that I'd feel a little silly if a co-worker were to hear me coo "How's my wittle Mr. Mookums today?" into the phone. =o) That, and we're supposed to limit our personal phone calls at work. Melissa |
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O J wrote in message . ..
SNIP Of course, sometimes DH was out shopping or otherwise indisposed. I'd learned from her that the cats though loved to hear my voice coming over the speaker. This led to the following crazy cat person behavior: talking to your cats over the speakerphone... "Is my Smokey there? My Smokey, Smokey boy, daddy's good boy! And what about my Lady Jane, my pretty Janie, who is daddy's snuggy cat? How about my Tasha? My pretty, pretty Natasha. Who has daddy's sweetest face? Is my Sumo there? Oh, Sumo, Sumo, Sumo! Who is daddy's good little man? Bye bye kitties. Tell Meowmie to call me at the office. Good little babies." Actually, this went on longer sometimes if I suspected Lynda was there but temporarily indisposed. We didn't get Squidget or Roxy till after I retired or I would naturally have had to include them too. Regards and Purrs, O J Not that I haven't been tempted... G But I retain enough self-consiousness that I'd feel a little silly if a co-worker were to hear me coo "How's my wittle Mr. Mookums today?" into the phone. =o) That, and we're supposed to limit our personal phone calls at work. Melissa |
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Melissa Houle wrote:
I retain enough self-consiousness that I'd feel a little silly if a co-worker were to hear me coo "How's my wittle Mr. Mookums today?" into the phone. =o) LOL! Everyone would then know that you are an over-the-top kitty slave. Or, even worse, they might think Mr. Mookums was a *human*. Joyce |
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