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TED Visit!!!
There wuz mine cutest little babycat self sleepin anna eatin anna poopin,
*and in the box mind you!!!* and whut happinz??? Furry kumz inna MINE kitty suite anna putz da door clozed on mine cave anna dey den putz ME inna out inna metal monzter... I thinked it wuuld be fine kuz bof of MINE hoomanz wuz der anna i smelled mine bottle of fud, anna den we rided a longlong way, Den dey taked mine mostest cute self inna out agin, *did I mention I duzint like da out* anna den of alla indignitiez, ofur hoomanz touched mine mostest cutest self!!! Dey wuz all girl hoomanz so it wuzint too scaree butted da one who dey wuz sayin wuz da TED wuz holdin onto mine mostest custes self anna oohhh annna awwwin, Her must like kitties!!! Den her hadda nerf ta say I hadda kum bak der inna 2 weekz kuz i wuz too little ta take her stupid test, I iz brafe anna smart * anna did i mention cute* enuf ta pazz any hooman test. Her iz whut her sayed 'bout minesef, I haz yota earz sorta lika scottish fold wannabe, HRMPH, ifin i wanted ta be dat, whutefur it iz i WUULD be it, anna her sayed i haddda haf a flea treatment, anna worm treatment, her did dat, anna den her weighed mineslf, anna I iz now 13 ounces, so i haved gained a bunc since i claimed diz howze fur mine, anna soft sayed mine name iz now fur mine 'tude anna notted da way dey finded minesef, I iz gonna takez a nap now dey tired mine mostest cutest babycat efur self owt, plunk, kitten fallz ofur asleep from exhaustin... |
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TED Visit!!!
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:25:39 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed: There wuz mine cutest little babycat self sleepin anna eatin anna poopin, *and in the box mind you!!!* and whut happinz??? Furry kumz inna MINE kitty suite anna putz da door clozed on mine cave anna dey den putz ME inna out inna metal monzter... Yu poor deer, how cud dey do dat to yourowncuteself????? Dat duzzent soun fair! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/11/2005 7:41:44 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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TED Visit!!!
Dere, dere, itz wun uv da trilez an tribbalashuns da hoominz makez usses go
throo. By da way, iz dere ennee picherz uv yoo yet? Rebecca "Stormmee" wrote in message ... There wuz mine cutest little babycat self sleepin anna eatin anna poopin, *and in the box mind you!!!* and whut happinz??? Furry kumz inna MINE kitty suite anna putz da door clozed on mine cave anna dey den putz ME inna out inna metal monzter... I thinked it wuuld be fine kuz bof of MINE hoomanz wuz der anna i smelled mine bottle of fud, anna den we rided a longlong way, Den dey taked mine mostest cute self inna out agin, *did I mention I duzint like da out* anna den of alla indignitiez, ofur hoomanz touched mine mostest cutest self!!! Dey wuz all girl hoomanz so it wuzint too scaree butted da one who dey wuz sayin wuz da TED wuz holdin onto mine mostest custes self anna oohhh annna awwwin, Her must like kitties!!! Den her hadda nerf ta say I hadda kum bak der inna 2 weekz kuz i wuz too little ta take her stupid test, I iz brafe anna smart * anna did i mention cute* enuf ta pazz any hooman test. Her iz whut her sayed 'bout minesef, I haz yota earz sorta lika scottish fold wannabe, HRMPH, ifin i wanted ta be dat, whutefur it iz i WUULD be it, anna her sayed i haddda haf a flea treatment, anna worm treatment, her did dat, anna den her weighed mineslf, anna I iz now 13 ounces, so i haved gained a bunc since i claimed diz howze fur mine, anna soft sayed mine name iz now fur mine 'tude anna notted da way dey finded minesef, I iz gonna takez a nap now dey tired mine mostest cutest babycat efur self owt, plunk, kitten fallz ofur asleep from exhaustin... |
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TED Visit!!!
mineself thinked it wuz mean!!!, Stormmee, who now weighs 14 ounces!!!
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:25:39 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws typed: There wuz mine cutest little babycat self sleepin anna eatin anna poopin, *and in the box mind you!!!* and whut happinz??? Furry kumz inna MINE kitty suite anna putz da door clozed on mine cave anna dey den putz ME inna out inna metal monzter... Yu poor deer, how cud dey do dat to yourowncuteself????? Dat duzzent soun fair! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 11/11/2005 7:41:44 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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TED Visit!!!
Der izunt any picturez of mine cutest self kuz mine hoomanz iz very lazy,
Trudi telled mineself thru da kitty suite door dat diz iz an area dat efin Miss Violette kuldint make da hoomanz behafe 'bout, Stormmee, who DUZINT like der new fudz!!! Rebecca wrote in message om... Dere, dere, itz wun uv da trilez an tribbalashuns da hoominz makez usses go throo. By da way, iz dere ennee picherz uv yoo yet? Rebecca "Stormmee" wrote in message ... There wuz mine cutest little babycat self sleepin anna eatin anna poopin, *and in the box mind you!!!* and whut happinz??? Furry kumz inna MINE kitty suite anna putz da door clozed on mine cave anna dey den putz ME inna out inna metal monzter... I thinked it wuuld be fine kuz bof of MINE hoomanz wuz der anna i smelled mine bottle of fud, anna den we rided a longlong way, Den dey taked mine mostest cute self inna out agin, *did I mention I duzint like da out* anna den of alla indignitiez, ofur hoomanz touched mine mostest cutest self!!! Dey wuz all girl hoomanz so it wuzint too scaree butted da one who dey wuz sayin wuz da TED wuz holdin onto mine mostest custes self anna oohhh annna awwwin, Her must like kitties!!! Den her hadda nerf ta say I hadda kum bak der inna 2 weekz kuz i wuz too little ta take her stupid test, I iz brafe anna smart * anna did i mention cute* enuf ta pazz any hooman test. Her iz whut her sayed 'bout minesef, I haz yota earz sorta lika scottish fold wannabe, HRMPH, ifin i wanted ta be dat, whutefur it iz i WUULD be it, anna her sayed i haddda haf a flea treatment, anna worm treatment, her did dat, anna den her weighed mineslf, anna I iz now 13 ounces, so i haved gained a bunc since i claimed diz howze fur mine, anna soft sayed mine name iz now fur mine 'tude anna notted da way dey finded minesef, I iz gonna takez a nap now dey tired mine mostest cutest babycat efur self owt, plunk, kitten fallz ofur asleep from exhaustin... |
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TED Visit!!!
BadBad TED!
Hmmmpfffzzzt!! Pitoonya "Stormmee" wrote in message ... There wuz mine cutest little babycat self sleepin anna eatin anna poopin, *and in the box mind you!!!* and whut happinz??? Furry kumz inna MINE kitty suite anna putz da door clozed on mine cave anna dey den putz ME inna out inna metal monzter... I thinked it wuuld be fine kuz bof of MINE hoomanz wuz der anna i smelled mine bottle of fud, anna den we rided a longlong way, Den dey taked mine mostest cute self inna out agin, *did I mention I duzint like da out* anna den of alla indignitiez, ofur hoomanz touched mine mostest cutest self!!! Dey wuz all girl hoomanz so it wuzint too scaree butted da one who dey wuz sayin wuz da TED wuz holdin onto mine mostest custes self anna oohhh annna awwwin, Her must like kitties!!! Den her hadda nerf ta say I hadda kum bak der inna 2 weekz kuz i wuz too little ta take her stupid test, I iz brafe anna smart * anna did i mention cute* enuf ta pazz any hooman test. Her iz whut her sayed 'bout minesef, I haz yota earz sorta lika scottish fold wannabe, HRMPH, ifin i wanted ta be dat, whutefur it iz i WUULD be it, anna her sayed i haddda haf a flea treatment, anna worm treatment, her did dat, anna den her weighed mineslf, anna I iz now 13 ounces, so i haved gained a bunc since i claimed diz howze fur mine, anna soft sayed mine name iz now fur mine 'tude anna notted da way dey finded minesef, I iz gonna takez a nap now dey tired mine mostest cutest babycat efur self owt, plunk, kitten fallz ofur asleep from exhaustin... |
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TED Visit!!!
Hey Stormmee, when yew git a liddle older I kin teech yew how to handle
TED. Ize an eggzpert at it. Little Kitty, cat frum h*ll at TED's |
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TED Visit!!!
I kan lurn dat, It smellz funni der butted i didunt smell ani d*Gs anna I
wuz 'fraid of dem bein der, alla I smelled wuz strange hoomanz anna ofur catz, Stormmee, thinkin when her iz a little oder her won't low goopy stuff on her mostest cutest furz!!! CatTayls wrote in message oups.com... Hey Stormmee, when yew git a liddle older I kin teech yew how to handle TED. Ize an eggzpert at it. Little Kitty, cat frum h*ll at TED's |
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