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Shmogg gets an offer!
As some of you may know, Mr Shmoggleberry J Cat, esq., has his own e-mail
address (shmoggleberry (at) yahoo (dot) com (dot) au) which he uses to communicate to other cats and his fans out there in cyberspace. Being a woeful secretary for him, I don't type out too many letters on his behalf, and subsequently the inbox doesn't receive a flood of e-mail everyday unlike some of the other inboxes I am in charge of. But today was a special day. Shmoggleberry got a letter he wan't expecting. Apprantly, Joe Aseke, the first son of a very popular Black Zimbabwean farmer who was murdered needs his help shifting $9.5 million out of the country, and for his trouble he will receive 10% of it when the transactions are complete. He's racing all over the house at the thought of exactly how many cans of hoomin toona and ounces of 'nip that would get him. He's not exactly sure how a a grey fuzzy creature with no thumbs can help Mr Aseke, but is positive that if anyone can, it is a member of the Superior Species. Obviously, Mr Aseke went straight for an entity capable of dealing with such high-faluting and complicated affairs, by-passing us mere humans along the way. Shmogg wants me to write back to Mr Aseke asking him what the exchange rate bweteen Zimbabwean dollars and Whiska cans is. I am not so sure, it sounds like alot of secretarial work for me. What do you think? Yowie Ps. Fluffy also has an e-mail addy (fluffy_the_dog (at) yahoo (dot) com (dot) au) but no-one would be mad enough to risk their money on her brains. |
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Shmogg wants me to write back to Mr Aseke asking him what the exchange rate
bweteen Zimbabwean dollars and Whiska cans is. I am not so sure, it sounds like alot of secretarial work for me. What do you think? Oh, but I think Mr. S is the perfect candidate to help the poor folks in Zimbabwe by taking 9 mil off their hands. After all, his family roots probably run deep in the Serengeti, don't you think? It's his ancestral duty. BTW, is the Serengeti anywhere near Zimbabwe? Sherry The Geographically Challenged Girl |
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catsruleok wrote:
Perhaps you could tell him that Shmogg is happy to oblige and that he will arrange for the money collected by ship under the captaincy of Cap'n Pine Cone :^)) Arrr, I'll keel haul the scurvy bum. He's a bigger pirate than we are. I wouldn't try to take a cat for his last bit of kibble. His second to last bit maybe, but not his last bit. Say Smoggleberry, you tell the goof that you'll put the money in a plain brown paper bag, stapled at the top and let us take care of it. We'll give the chump a present he'll never forget. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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Pam,
Thought I'd mention you may really be on to something, with your discovering the nautical proclivities and aspirations of cats. I've recently discovered that White Stocking, our feral Tom, has made our pontoon boat his residence. His favorite place for naps in the sun and surveying his domain? The Captain's chair, of course. If he gets this thing launched on the inland waterways, we will all be in great peril. Cheers, Jack "Tanada" wrote in message ... catsruleok wrote: Perhaps you could tell him that Shmogg is happy to oblige and that he will arrange for the money collected by ship under the captaincy of Cap'n Pine Cone :^)) Arrr, I'll keel haul the scurvy bum. He's a bigger pirate than we are. I wouldn't try to take a cat for his last bit of kibble. His second to last bit maybe, but not his last bit. Say Smoggleberry, you tell the goof that you'll put the money in a plain brown paper bag, stapled at the top and let us take care of it. We'll give the chump a present he'll never forget. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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JHBennett wrote:
Pam, Thought I'd mention you may really be on to something, with your discovering the nautical proclivities and aspirations of cats. I've recently discovered that White Stocking, our feral Tom, has made our pontoon boat his residence. His favorite place for naps in the sun and surveying his domain? The Captain's chair, of course. If he gets this thing launched on the inland waterways, we will all be in great peril. Cheers, Pine Cone says that White Stocking can have the inland waterways, he'll be the cap'n of the hi cees. That way they'll have all waterways covered. Pam S. counting her money |
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Sherry wrote:
Oh, but I think Mr. S is the perfect candidate to help the poor folks in Zimbabwe by taking 9 mil off their hands. After all, his family roots probably run deep in the Serengeti, don't you think? It's his ancestral duty. BTW, is the Serengeti anywhere near Zimbabwe? Sherry The Geographically Challenged Girl Well, it is in the same "corner" of Africa. Not that far from each other. See from the map: http://www.africaguide.com/afmap.htm Serengeti is in Tanzania. Here's their official website: http://www.serengeti.org/ -- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Christine in Vantaa, Finland (Europe) Email: christal63(at)yahoo(dot)com Photos: http://photos.yahoo.com/christal63 |
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Zimbabwe by taking 9 mil off their hands. After all, his family roots
probably run deep in the Serengeti, don't you think? It's his ancestral duty. BTW, is the Serengeti anywhere near Zimbabwe? Sherry The Geographically Challenged Girl Well, it is in the same "corner" of Africa. Not that far from each other. See from the map: http://www.africaguide.com/afmap.htm Serengeti is in Tanzania. Here's their official website: http://www.serengeti.org/ -- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Christine in Vantaa, Finland (Europe) Email: christal63(at)yahoo(dot)com Wow. Thanks Christine! Sherry |
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