Iggy, House of Koster: October 1996 - September 5, 2004

Miss Violette wrote:
dis sure is high uppity, Tiger, holding his girlcat a little tightly

Awwwww,

Hokay, letz gettin inna da 'porter and eatz!

'porter twinkles, and our four kitties are on Mulberry Street, in
Little Italy

Letz go dis way going down what seems to be an alleyway, our kittees
find themselves on a kitty street, where all of the storefronts are 18
inches high. Anaïs heads toward a brightly lit one, and our kitties enter a
small restaurant with red-and-white checkered kitty cushions and low tables,
also covered by red-and-white checkered tablecloths. Once inside, a small,
sleek, black cat spots out kittys and walks over

Mlle. Anaïs, how are you? And with a flourish, he kisses her right
paw. Meow, Gaetano, I'ze fine. Deze are my friends, Sammy and Lillith who
iz nooly-wedz, an dis iz my wink, Tiger. Gaetano, rubs each of the boycats
on each cheek, and kisses Lillith's paw

Please, do sit-a down, my friends! he seats the kitties at a low
cushion/table, and calls a tuxedo waiter-kitty over and whispers something
to him For the boycats, I have single-nip scotch or bourbon, and for the
girl-cats, perhaps a Dubonnet?

the tuxedo waiter-kitty returns with a large platter; Gaetano gestures
to him, and he sets in in front of our kitties

I know that you wanted a pizza, but first, I prepared some antepasto for
yourownselves. Deze here is shrimps, ofer dere are clams, then mussels; dis
iz fried calamari - squid - and doze liddle lobsterz iz langastinos. Here iz
some marinara sauce and lemons. Lillith? Wood you likes sum Fancy Feets, or
will you haff da antepasto? Buon appitit, effurkitty!

Anaïs looks at her friends - Well, gise, how duz youz likes da city?
--

Purrs,
Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

dis sure is high uppity, Tiger, holding his girlcat a little tightly
ChildFree23 wrote:
I'd like to try some real Mew York pizza.

Hokay den,

Az itz gettink dark, letz gettid in da 'porter - I haz sumfin I'zd
liketa show you.

'porter twinkles and lets the kittys out on the terrace of a
high-rise
penthouse on the Palisades, across from midtown

Hokay, I knoze dat deze hooamns dat owns dis apartment iz out tonite,
so
I thotid we'd stop heer first. We'ze on a liddle cliff, offurlooking all
of
Mew Yawk City. Our kitties look left, right and back, and see the entire
city, New Jersey and Long Island, now lit, before them

Derez da Stachoo uf Liberty, an datz Brooklyn, and uv cawz, datz
midtown
rite in furnt uv usses, Da bridjes iz lit wif strings uv lites, and dose
tings dat look like mousies - dere carz! An dose tings dat lukz like
birdeez
way offur dere are planes landink attid LaGuardia airport!

Each couple snuggles as they look out, transfixed by the twinkling
city
at their feet

Jus let me kno when you iz reddy, I haf reservations at a restaurant
wif
a coal-fired pizza oven!
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Please, do sit-a down, my friends! he seats the kitties at a low
cushion/table, and calls a tuxedo waiter-kitty over and whispers something
to him For the boycats, I have single-nip scotch or bourbon, and for the
girl-cats, perhaps a Dubonnet?

the tuxedo waiter-kitty returns with a large platter; Gaetano gestures
to him, and he sets in in front of our kitties

I know that you wanted a pizza, but first, I prepared some antepasto for
yourownselves. Deze here is shrimps, ofer dere are clams, then mussels; dis
iz fried calamari - squid - and doze liddle lobsterz iz langastinos. Here iz
some marinara sauce and lemons. Lillith? Wood you likes sum Fancy Feets, or
will you haff da antepasto? Buon appitit, effurkitty!

Anaïs looks at her friends - Well, gise, how duz youz likes da city?

Oh, my - dis is all so impurresive! Lilith, how duz you like da choices?
Wow!

I'z have nefur tried scotch or bourbon, but I'z have heard mine Paw talk
about scotch. So I guess I'll try some of dat. And da fudz - I love
shrimpies! And I'z have heard dat squid is gud. I'z haf nefurr tried
clams or mussels or langostinos, but I'z am sure game to try dem!

Have I mentioned that dis is furry exciting?

Sammy
drooling

That IS bootifull! I've neffur seen anyfing so bootifull!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Me neither. Except fur yourownself.

Sammy

you know ize iz notted much onna too many hoomanz atta one time butted dis
here fud sure lookz gud, but den, since you pikked it I knew it wuuld be,
Tiger Miss Violette wrote:
dis sure is high uppity, Tiger, holding his girlcat a little tightly

Awwwww,

Hokay, letz gettin inna da 'porter and eatz!

'porter twinkles, and our four kitties are on Mulberry Street, in
Little Italy

Letz go dis way going down what seems to be an alleyway, our kittees
find themselves on a kitty street, where all of the storefronts are 18
inches high. Anaïs heads toward a brightly lit one, and our kitties enter
a
small restaurant with red-and-white checkered kitty cushions and low
tables,
also covered by red-and-white checkered tablecloths. Once inside, a small,
sleek, black cat spots out kittys and walks over

Mlle. Anaïs, how are you? And with a flourish, he kisses her right
paw. Meow, Gaetano, I'ze fine. Deze are my friends, Sammy and Lillith who
iz nooly-wedz, an dis iz my wink, Tiger. Gaetano, rubs each of the
boycats
on each cheek, and kisses Lillith's paw

Please, do sit-a down, my friends! he seats the kitties at a low
cushion/table, and calls a tuxedo waiter-kitty over and whispers something
to him For the boycats, I have single-nip scotch or bourbon, and for the
girl-cats, perhaps a Dubonnet?

the tuxedo waiter-kitty returns with a large platter; Gaetano
gestures
to him, and he sets in in front of our kitties

I know that you wanted a pizza, but first, I prepared some antepasto
for
yourownselves. Deze here is shrimps, ofer dere are clams, then mussels;
dis
iz fried calamari - squid - and doze liddle lobsterz iz langastinos. Here
iz
some marinara sauce and lemons. Lillith? Wood you likes sum Fancy Feets,
or
will you haff da antepasto? Buon appitit, effurkitty!

Anaïs looks at her friends - Well, gise, how duz youz likes da city?
--

Purrs,
Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

I willz haf scotch alzo, anna dem clamz isa gud, soft likez dem alot anna
sometimez shares wif uses, Tiger Please, do sit-a down, my friends!
he seats the kitties at a low
cushion/table, and calls a tuxedo waiter-kitty over and whispers
something
to him For the boycats, I have single-nip scotch or bourbon, and for
the
girl-cats, perhaps a Dubonnet?

the tuxedo waiter-kitty returns with a large platter; Gaetano
gestures
to him, and he sets in in front of our kitties

I know that you wanted a pizza, but first, I prepared some antepasto
for
yourownselves. Deze here is shrimps, ofer dere are clams, then mussels;
dis
iz fried calamari - squid - and doze liddle lobsterz iz langastinos.
Here iz
some marinara sauce and lemons. Lillith? Wood you likes sum Fancy Feets,
or
will you haff da antepasto? Buon appitit, effurkitty!

Anaïs looks at her friends - Well, gise, how duz youz likes da city?

Oh, my - dis is all so impurresive! Lilith, how duz you like da choices?
Wow!

I'z have nefur tried scotch or bourbon, but I'z have heard mine Paw talk
about scotch. So I guess I'll try some of dat. And da fudz - I love
shrimpies! And I'z have heard dat squid is gud. I'z haf nefurr tried
clams or mussels or langostinos, but I'z am sure game to try dem!

Have I mentioned that dis is furry exciting?

Sammy
drooling

That IS bootifull! I've neffur seen anyfing so bootifull!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Me neither. Except fur yourownself.

Sammy

[blush] Fangu ... [blush]

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

I know that you wanted a pizza, but first, I prepared
some antepasto for
yourownselves. Deze here is shrimps, ofer dere are clams,
then mussels; dis
iz fried calamari - squid - and doze liddle lobsterz iz
langastinos. Here iz
some marinara sauce and lemons. Lillith? Wood you likes
sum Fancy Feets, or
will you haff da antepasto? Buon appitit, effurkitty!

Anaïs looks at her friends - Well, gise, how duz youz
likes da city?

Oh, my - dis is all so impurresive! Lilith, how duz you like
da choices?
Wow!

I'z have nefur tried scotch or bourbon, but I'z have heard
mine Paw talk
about scotch. So I guess I'll try some of dat. And da
fudz - I love
shrimpies! And I'z have heard dat squid is gud. I'z haf
nefurr tried
clams or mussels or langostinos, but I'z am sure game to try
dem!

Have I mentioned that dis is furry exciting?

Sammy
drooling

Um ... I'ze will have some Fancy Feets, please.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

Um ... I'ze will have some Fancy Feets, please.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney

The Maitre d' kitty returns

Here are drinks fur effurrykitty, and Fancy Feets for Ms. Lillith!

While you are eating the antepasta, we will be preparing your pizzas.
First we have-a traditional think crust one, then two more with toppings.
May I suggest-a variety: we haff-a mouse-meatballs, souven-ears sauteed in
garlic and oil, tossed with balsamico, and uv course shrimpz! May I
suggest-a all uv-a dem each on a few slices?

Pleeze-a enjoy your dinners, an welcome to-a Noo Yawk!
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Miss Violette wrote:
I willz haf scotch alzo, anna dem clamz isa gud, soft likez dem alot
anna sometimez shares wif uses, Tiger

Troothfull, my boycat,

In reel life, I'ze a picky eeter - I eatz only my kibble an refuse
hooman food an refuse any uv da udderz dat da hooman buyz.

Buttid heer on da noos-groop I can use my imagination an eatz anything
cawz itz virtual fudz!

smooch, smurgle
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com