Catlympics

Da pattybawl games at Wimbuldun is almos over an it is neerly time for
da Catlympic Games ob 2012.

I am enterin da hoomin trainin competishun. I gotted Uncl Bill awl
crated up an reddy to port to London. An I got da stuff for him too
fetsch. Den hee will obey me an I will show dat I am grate.

Wascal is enterin da cross-country sneek an da long steeple chase. Dey
is held on differun days, sew hee can do boff. I fink he wanna ware
sum kina kerchif frum his lady fren Piglett on his sleef.

I am wookin at da gol' medal dat Maggy May won in da purrin
competishun in 2008 an I am holdin it up at da winnow, sew shee can
see it at da Bridj. I won' cry beclaws she wan us to be happy.

I vote dat wee don' HAB no winter games beclaws I don't WIKE winter.

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WooToo