Jellicle Ball WELCOMING CEREMONY Pt 2

"Sammy da 'Venture Kitten" wrote in message
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Yes, some of us girl cats can eat quite a lot without it showing up on
our figures.

Amelia

[Sammy Kitten starts laughing so hard that he falls down and rolls on
the floor, tears streaming from his eyes]

Watz so funnee Sammy?

Matthias

Wow, yu ar tinee! Yur problee gonna be lyke owr sisfur Marble. She'z 3
yeerz owld, an ownlee wayz 6.2 powndz.

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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da ted sayed I wuz 2 poundz anna 12 ouncez anna her sayed I wuz 3 monfz
old,
Harri, pleazed this kitty iz lookin at her butted not sure why,
Heather wrote in message
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Growin kittiez need lotz tu eet! Yud neffur node yu eet alot - yur so
petited!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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soft sayed i kan eatz a bunc fur such a small kitty, Harri, chompin
away
atta fud
Heather wrote in message
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Ize glad kuz Ize node Ize cudnt eet all dis bi mineself! Dig in!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Harri almost startz doin the kitten bownz atta table she iz so
'cited
atta
alla new fudz I kan still eatz somore...Harri
Heather wrote in message
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"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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Heather wrote:

Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu, kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

I'll be glad to help out, too. Here you go, Matthias - a plate
with
a
little bit of everything. Just let me know when you want more
of
anything.

Amelia

Fangu Miss Amelia ma'am. Effuryfing lukz wunnurful. Matthias
pozishunz
playt between himself an Harri Weez got anoffur playt uv fud
tu
eet
Harri.
Ize hope yur hungree!

Matthias

Wow, yu ar tinee! Yur problee gonna be lyke owr sisfur Marble. She'z 3
yeerz owld, an ownlee wayz 6.2 powndz.

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
da ted sayed I wuz 2 poundz anna 12 ouncez anna her sayed I wuz 3 monfz
old,
Harri, pleazed this kitty iz lookin at her butted not sure why,
Heather wrote in message
...
Growin kittiez need lotz tu eet! Yud neffur node yu eet alot - yur so
petited!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft sayed i kan eatz a bunc fur such a small kitty, Harri, chompin
away
atta fud
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize glad kuz Ize node Ize cudnt eet all dis bi mineself! Dig in!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Harri almost startz doin the kitten bownz atta table she iz so
'cited
atta
alla new fudz I kan still eatz somore...Harri
Heather wrote in message
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"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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Heather wrote:

Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu, kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

I'll be glad to help out, too. Here you go, Matthias - a plate
with
a
little bit of everything. Just let me know when you want more
of
anything.

Amelia

Fangu Miss Amelia ma'am. Effuryfing lukz wunnurful. Matthias
pozishunz
playt between himself an Harri Weez got anoffur playt uv fud
tu
eet
Harri.
Ize hope yur hungree!

Matthias

Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft cukz is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
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Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez notted to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
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I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
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Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
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Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
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Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
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Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud! Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food, and
lots
of
it.

Amelia

Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft cukz is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez notted to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud! Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food, and
lots
of
it.

Amelia

"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
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Noooooooooooooooooo! Ize need mine fud!

Matthias, finkin heed beddur stok up tunite

Don't worry, Matthias. Any time yourz hoomins try to starve any kitties
in yourz howse, just let any of usses in FluffyKitz Catering know. We'll
be glad to teleport some gudgud food over to you.

Tabitha

Yewd dude dat? Fangu!

Matthias, maykin a mental note tu git fone numfur

"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
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Noooooooooooooooooo! Ize need mine fud!

Matthias, finkin heed beddur stok up tunite

Don't worry, Matthias. Any time yourz hoomins try to starve any kitties
in yourz howse, just let any of usses in FluffyKitz Catering know. We'll
be glad to teleport some gudgud food over to you.

Tabitha

Yewd dude dat? Fangu!

Matthias, maykin a mental note tu git fone numfur

Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize bet
weed be warmur at nite if she did!

Matthias

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer
rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa.

"Heather" wrote in message
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Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz

Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize bet
weed be warmur at nite if she did!

Matthias

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer
rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa.

"Heather" wrote in message
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Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz

O yewl like dem! Trust mineself.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I nefur seed a fleezey one, Harri
Heather wrote in message
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Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her
honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz
Sundance wrote in message
om...
Yoo know, dat sownds like such a gud ideer dat I think I will joyn
yoo.
I
think da nap rums is off da entranse sumwares. Thare are awl kines
uv
kushins an blankits and beds an ennee other kind of thing kittees
like
to
sleep on. Do yoo udder gize want to joyn us?

Rebecca, wud yoo let Miss Violette know ware we are so she wont
wunder
whut
happind to Harri?

Sundance, looking forward to his second-favorite activity

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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I think I might takez a nap, I did eatz a bunc and alla ofur kittyz
is
bigger dan minesef so I thinkz I wanta nap, Harri Yawnin anna
lookin
arownd
fur a gud nap plaz
Sundance wrote in message
. com...
Harri, ov corse yoo are gud enuf! I like yoo furry much! I
think
Rebecca's
an my sekkatary has been so bizzy helpin Rebecca make shur
efurrykittee
haz
fud dat she haznt remembered dat I am heer, too!

Are yoo having a gud time? I see yoo hav made sum frends -- datz
furry
gud.
I unnerstand yoo are goin to be a Catifurnia kittee -- datz whare
Rebecca
an
I live, too! Weel all be Catifurnians! Yoo will be a liddul
bedder-travulled dan uss, tho. It will be innerestin to heer
whut
yur
trip
akross kuntree is like.

I think sum of the other kittees iz gettin reddy to play
jump-n-bat.
Wud
yoo an yur dinner kumpanyuns like to come play dat, or iz yoo
reddy
fur
a
nap after all dat fud?

Sundance, proud honorary brother of Harri

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Iz Mr Sundanze gonna sees ifin I iz gud enuf ta be hisown
honrary
sisfur?
he
haznt said anifing ta me, Harri, catcerned Mr Sundanz duzint
likez
herownsef
Rebecca wrote in message
. com...
Yoo iz furry welcum, Harri. Alla yooz juss let mineself kno
if
yooz
needz
sumfing elts.

Rebecca, glad to see the food being enjoyed