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  #231  
Old November 2nd 04, 04:25 PM
Heather
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Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else. She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off?

This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be

infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft

cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez

ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz

dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr

hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez

notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze

mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez

one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize

purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude

weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den

we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz

da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta

be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself

tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry

upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short

ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi

fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud!

Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in

message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say

fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food,

and
lots
of
it.

Amelia






























  #232  
Old November 2nd 04, 04:28 PM
Heather
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Weez jist hav a regyewlar bed at owr hows. Maybe weez shud tell meowmie tu
git a waddurmonsturbed.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta

ourz
houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz
Heather wrote in message
...
Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize

bet
weed be warmur at nite if she did!

Matthias

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all

yeer
rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa.

"Heather" wrote in message
...
Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her

honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz








  #233  
Old November 2nd 04, 04:28 PM
Heather
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Weez jist hav a regyewlar bed at owr hows. Maybe weez shud tell meowmie tu
git a waddurmonsturbed.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta

ourz
houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz
Heather wrote in message
...
Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize

bet
weed be warmur at nite if she did!

Matthias

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all

yeer
rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa.

"Heather" wrote in message
...
Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her

honoray
brofur to da nappin plaz








  #234  
Old November 2nd 04, 04:33 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Posts: n/a
Default

Yewd dude dat? Fangu!

Matthias, maykin a mental note tu git fone numfur


Your welcome! Wez hab heard too many horror stories of kitties not
gettin enuf to eat, so we will do our part to fix dat. Just go to your
nearest teleporter, punch "FKC" (for Fluffy Kitz Catering) into da
keypad, and toss in a note to us, or press da "Message" button and meow
your message into da microphone, and one of us will teleport a batch of
yummies to youz right away.

Tabitha
  #235  
Old November 2nd 04, 04:33 PM
Tabitha Kitten
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Posts: n/a
Default

Yewd dude dat? Fangu!

Matthias, maykin a mental note tu git fone numfur


Your welcome! Wez hab heard too many horror stories of kitties not
gettin enuf to eat, so we will do our part to fix dat. Just go to your
nearest teleporter, punch "FKC" (for Fluffy Kitz Catering) into da
keypad, and toss in a note to us, or press da "Message" button and meow
your message into da microphone, and one of us will teleport a batch of
yummies to youz right away.

Tabitha
  #236  
Old November 2nd 04, 07:31 PM
Heather
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Default

Reellee? She hydz it furry well in dat gown!

Matthias

"Sammy da 'Venture Kitten" wrote in message
...
Watz so funnee Sammy?

Matthias


I can't say too much or Amelia will thumo me, but let's just say that
Amelia's shape is *very* pear shaped. If a pear was *very* round and
soft through the middle.

Sammy



  #237  
Old November 2nd 04, 07:31 PM
Heather
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Posts: n/a
Default

Reellee? She hydz it furry well in dat gown!

Matthias

"Sammy da 'Venture Kitten" wrote in message
...
Watz so funnee Sammy?

Matthias


I can't say too much or Amelia will thumo me, but let's just say that
Amelia's shape is *very* pear shaped. If a pear was *very* round and
soft through the middle.

Sammy



  #238  
Old November 2nd 04, 07:32 PM
Heather
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Growlmonster shudder Owrz haz bin sleepin a long time tu Fank Bast.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat dey haz all
white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta clean so dey
duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a longlong
time wifout hearin da growlymonzer
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At

owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else.

She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all

da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite

statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off?

This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be
infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft

cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her

hatez
ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz
dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at

owr
hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez

notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and

takez
one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize
purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware

dude
weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and

den
we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri,

putz
da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur

hafta
be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur

mineself
tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be

furry
upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote

in
message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to

short
ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri,

happi
fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud!

Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go

furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in
message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say

fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food

tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good

food,
and
lots
of
it.

Amelia


































  #239  
Old November 2nd 04, 07:32 PM
Heather
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Growlmonster shudder Owrz haz bin sleepin a long time tu Fank Bast.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat dey haz all
white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta clean so dey
duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a longlong
time wifout hearin da growlymonzer
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At

owr
hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else.

She
sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all

da
witez turned pink!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed
aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite

statement
'bout cukin:

"hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off?

This
isn't a gourmet resturant you know"

az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be
infurestid!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft

cukz
is
ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her

hatez
ta
cuk,
her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz
dem,,,Trudi
Heather wrote in message
...
Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at

owr
hows.

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez

notted
to
bad,
Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze
mouseykabobz
ifin
you
wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and

takez
one
fur
herself...
dem isa gud, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...
Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize
purromis
Ize
wont
eet
mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware

dude
weez
start!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in

message
...
I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and

den
we
kan
share
da
one
mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri,

putz
da
plate
between
dem
and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur

hafta
be
hungry
Heather wrote in message
news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur

mineself
tu,
kuz
sins
Ize
wobbil
alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be

furry
upset
wif
mineself.

Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD

"Miss Violette" wrote

in
message
...
Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to

short
ta
get
the
fud,
butted
her
is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri,

happi
fur
friendz
anna
FUDD
Heather wrote in message
...
Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud!

Ize
wanna
tri
sum
uv
effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go

furst.

Matthias

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in
message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say

fud,
where
isit???
Harri,
a
girl
with a not so girlie appetite

Amelia waves from over by the food

tables
Over here, kitties. All kinds of good

food,
and
lots
of
it.

Amelia


































  #240  
Old November 2nd 04, 07:33 PM
Heather
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default


"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
...
Yewd dude dat? Fangu!

Matthias, maykin a mental note tu git fone numfur


Your welcome! Wez hab heard too many horror stories of kitties not
gettin enuf to eat, so we will do our part to fix dat. Just go to your
nearest teleporter, punch "FKC" (for Fluffy Kitz Catering) into da
keypad, and toss in a note to us, or press da "Message" button and meow
your message into da microphone, and one of us will teleport a batch of
yummies to youz right away.

Tabitha


Fangu so mutch!

Matthias, sayvin dis fur fewtchur referins


 




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