Rood hoomins

On Jan 3, 3:51*pm, Cheryl wrote:
Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that we
iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are onna
inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz theer an
awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz reedin or wachin
TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes she carelessly
kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I (Sammy) duznt haffa
puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an Meomie squeels wif delite
and jumps up offa bed an opins thu door. Cinnamon iz moor caushus an
less strateforward. She iz a resurved an gud mannured cat, notted a
tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes tu the door an wates.
Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let hur out. Cinnamon
purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way uvv thu door opining.
* Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush or enyfing, she finks
carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin Out. Meomie starts wif
sayin 'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but befur lon shez say rilly
rood fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat, duznt yu no wat yu wants???'

Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

--
Sam & Cinnamon

Dis is soso rood! Poor Cinnamon! Shees jist a lil gudmannered kitty n
shoodnt be spoke tu lyke dat! Ahees jist tryin tu make up hur mynd.
She shood jist show hur dirgust by leefin a lil deposit unner da
bed.....or a lil hurk inna bed. Dat shood teatch yure hoomin sum
mannurs! Tsk tsk....

Harry Gordon whu dus da hurky bit qwite wegularly.

dis is furry furry usual. effurry dai my hoomin says i eet too much
fudz and he s t a r v e s myself!
dis is beyonn rood.
beauty

Thatz awful!! Ower Meomie is sumtymes slo refillin thu bowl wen it gets
empty inna middul uv thu nite or wen shez at werk inna day, but she
duztn make comments bout ower eetin.

Dat iz awful. Beauty
Wee dunt gotz gno problumz wiff owr fudz. Meowmie taykes gud kare uff dat n
Pa gitz usses gud fudz n no kitty heer iz ovurwate. PookyKat wayz 20 lbz,
but hee iz awl mussle.

My comment about Beauty's eating. My goal is 5 kilos, or 4.3 kilos
How much is a kilo compared to a pound asks Kyla?
according to the vet, who is overambitious.
John the human

https://sites.google.com/site/weighi...ts/home/beauty

Ower hoomin iz being rood tu Cinnamon!

Wez gotta rool sinz thu noo windows were put in a few yeers ago that we
iznt lowed inna bedrum cuz sumcat skratches thu skreens wat are onna
inside. This iznt a rilly strik rool, an sumtymes wen Meomie iz theer an
awayk we goes in and investicats, lys on hur wen she iz reedin or wachin
TV, gits our furs combed, that sorta fing An sumtymes she carelessly
kloses thu door an we iz In and wants Out. Now, I (Sammy) duznt haffa
puroblem. I skratches onna bedsyde tabul, an Meomie squeels wif delite
and jumps up offa bed an opins thu door. Cinnamon iz moor caushus an
less strateforward. She iz a resurved an gud mannured cat, notted a
tuffgurlkitty or a tuffboycat. So she goes tu the door an wates.
Evenshually, Meomie notises, an gets up tu let hur out. Cinnamon
purrlitely goes undur thu bed so she iznt inna way uvv thu door opining.
Memoie opins thu door, and Cinnamon duznt rush or enyfing, she finks
carefully bout leavin undur thu bed and goin Out. Meomie starts wif
sayin 'Heer, pusspusspuss, heer, Cinnie', but befur lon shez say rilly
rood fings. Jus as an eggsample 'Stoopid cat, duznt yu no wat yu wants???'

Iz this a commun purroblem wif hoomins?

--
Sam & Cinnamon
Dis is soso rood! Poor Cinnamon! Shees jist a lil gudmannered kitty n
shoodnt be spoke tu lyke dat! Ahees jist tryin tu make up hur mynd.
She shood jist show hur dirgust by leefin a lil deposit unner da
bed.....or a lil hurk inna bed. Dat shood teatch yure hoomin sum
mannurs! Tsk tsk....

Harry Gordon whu dus da hurky bit qwite wegularly.


Datz gnot nise uff yer Meomie tew sai dem rood fingz tew Cinnie. Nope. Usses
iznt stoopid. Nope.
wee iz awl indoor kittiez. wen Pa goze owt tew bai fudz, mai hoomin mom
hazta lok mee en Paz bafroom befur he komez hoam cuz ai wuntz tew dash owt
da doar. Pa ulwuyz kallz hur on hiz sellfone tew tel hur he iz on hiz wai
hoam
Mosey, PookyKat, his wink Sqweex, n dere dotter Pipps, hoo iz wooking fur uh
nise mankat...hur iz 5 yeers old gnow.
Pee ess, Mosey heer, ai dus da hurky bit wen ai eet inny kynd uff
kibbul...mrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!!

"Cheryl" wrote in message
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Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Wy in da whirlt did day hab da skreemz puttid on da innysyde ov da
windo???
Ower'z skreemz iz on da owtsyde, so I only get in trubbel if da
glassywindo iz
opin, an da dum skwirril runz by..

Itz a weerd compulkated hoomin fing, butted basikly Meomie dint luk at
thu windos furst. Thu old windos had skreens onna outside, an wuz
singul-hung. Butted they wuznt legul windos bekus thu law sez they
hasta opin enuff fur a hoomin tu git out if they iz inna bedrum. Thu
hous wuz bilt befur these laws, wich is OK, butted if yu replayces thu
windos yu hasta follow thu law. An thu spayce wuznt big enuff fur
legul singul or dubble hung windos, so thu kontraktor sez yu gotta git
casement windos wif a line tu make them luk like single-hung windos
(fur thu herritaj rools). An Meomie sed OK, known thiz iz thu law, an
dint akshually chek were the skreens wuz inside or out. Butted uv
corse thu casement opins out ann thu skreen iz onna in. She kin take
thu skreens out inna wintur, but shez fraid she'll furget tu put them
bak in an wun uv us will fall out.

Shez hopin (or feerin) tu git more werk don onna hous this summer,
inkludin a windo onna bak bedrum, but theers more spayce theer, an
shez deturmined tu git anothur type uv windo - singul or duble hung,
wif skreens onna out.

(She had bin hopin tu get thu bak fixed las tyme, butted thu toonas
wuz tutu much. She showed thu kontraktor that rum, an sed she uses it
az a sewin rum, an he sed it still needs a big windo cuz it haz a
kloset, so city hall finks itz a bedrum. Thu windo theer now duznt
opin attall, so itz illegal. Old houses is offin illega, i finks.)

--
Sam

(((sigh))) wudn't ya kno it...My catdolencez.
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Pitô.ônya