Road trip

Miss Violette wrote:
Hi Short,

I is OEJ, one eyed Jacqueline, but bof of myown eyes work, I is littermate
to TV anna our kittymom is Miss Violette. I is a calico girlkitty. Me anna
Dyna was callin dem den her hadda bettere iderment to wait till doze one
aminalz camed oytta da waterz on der ownz anna den we can grabz dem, OEJ,
glad ta meet anfur kitty
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
...

Sylvia M wrote:

Meanwhile, out in the Pacific Ocean a wave forms, rolling toward the
shore......


Little black and white kitty with a short tail pops out of the 'porter

WOW! Dis is SO cool! So dis is a pier, huh? Lookit all de peoples, and
smell de fuuds, and - wow! look at all dat water! And it MOVES! Is dat
safe for kitties? Is dat where de fishies live? How do youz call de
fishies to get dem to come out of de water?

ShortTail Tom

Miss Violette wrote:
I nefur hunted dem eifur anna you isa right, Dyna isa very smart kitty, anna
her is veryvery nice and pleazant ta be round alzo. You can waitz wif uses
ta see what happinz, I wantz ta see ifin dey comez out all ez like alzo,
OEJ, hopin Dyna isa right

So does anykitty know when dose grummiom fishies are supposed to come
out of de wadder?

STT

Miss Violette wrote:
I nefur hunted dem eifur anna you isa right, Dyna isa very smart kitty, anna
her is veryvery nice and pleazant ta be round alzo. You can waitz wif uses
ta see what happinz, I wantz ta see ifin dey comez out all ez like alzo,
OEJ, hopin Dyna isa right

So does anykitty know when dose grummiom fishies are supposed to come
out of de wadder?

STT

So does anykitty know when dose grummiom fishies are supposed to come
out of de wadder?

STT

An I has anuver question - when I read fru de old messages I read a lot
about dancin. Since I'z was a stweet kitty before, i'z gots to ask -
whatz dancin? Is it fun? Wud a kitty like me who haz lived a sort of a
deprived life be able to do it?

ShortTail Tom

So does anykitty know when dose grummiom fishies are supposed to come
out of de wadder?

STT

An I has anuver question - when I read fru de old messages I read a lot
about dancin. Since I'z was a stweet kitty before, i'z gots to ask -
whatz dancin? Is it fun? Wud a kitty like me who haz lived a sort of a
deprived life be able to do it?

ShortTail Tom

"ShortTail Tom" wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
I nefur hunted dem eifur anna you isa right, Dyna isa very smart kitty,
anna
her is veryvery nice and pleazant ta be round alzo. You can waitz wif
uses
ta see what happinz, I wantz ta see ifin dey comez out all ez like alzo,
OEJ, hopin Dyna isa right

So does anykitty know when dose grummiom fishies are supposed to come
out of de wadder?

STT

Day kum owt attid nite, wen da mooon iz owt!!!!.
Lotzanlotz ov dem....awl ofurr da saynd!!!!
I fink day iz liddul., lyke zardeeenz.
Day kum owt tu lay eegz in da saynd,
an digdigdig wiff dere liddul tayulz intu da saynd...
an den yu Katsh Dem!!!!!

Izun't dat rite, uddet Cattyfurrnya kittiez???

Heeeeeerrrrrrrr Grrrrronyunnnnnzzzzzzzz.......

Dyna, waytin in da saynd

"ShortTail Tom" wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
I nefur hunted dem eifur anna you isa right, Dyna isa very smart kitty,
anna
her is veryvery nice and pleazant ta be round alzo. You can waitz wif
uses
ta see what happinz, I wantz ta see ifin dey comez out all ez like alzo,
OEJ, hopin Dyna isa right

So does anykitty know when dose grummiom fishies are supposed to come
out of de wadder?

STT

Day kum owt attid nite, wen da mooon iz owt!!!!.
Lotzanlotz ov dem....awl ofurr da saynd!!!!
I fink day iz liddul., lyke zardeeenz.
Day kum owt tu lay eegz in da saynd,
an digdigdig wiff dere liddul tayulz intu da saynd...
an den yu Katsh Dem!!!!!

Izun't dat rite, uddet Cattyfurrnya kittiez???

Heeeeeerrrrrrrr Grrrrronyunnnnnzzzzzzzz.......

Dyna, waytin in da saynd

Shurr...

Ya kin mayke sooop frum musselz, frum offa da rokz iffin yu wanna, tuu.

Dyna, gormay eeter

can we makez soup from dese here animalszz? OEJ,

I knooo, weez'll wayte tyll da 'grunyun' ar runnink. Day kumz outa da
waddur tu lay dere eegz, an weez kin grab dem wiff ower pawz ur klawz.

I wuuner if de oshun waddur tayztz gud...

Dyna, abvenshuruzlee


I isa notted gonna getz myown furz wet butted I willz get anyfish dat
jumpz
out anna sins you is a MC kitty ifin you go inna anna throw dem out I
willz
catches dem fur uses to eat later, OEJ

Meanwhile, out in the Pacific Ocean a wave forms, rolling toward
the
shore......

Heeer fisheefishheee fishees OEJ, chattering like to the birdies

In de oshun!!!
Datz weer awl da fisheez liff!!!
Heeerrr fyyyysssshhhheeeeeezzzzzz....

Dyna runnink and cawlink tu da oshun...

fishes??? where??? OEJ starts after dyna at a dead run

Ho Boy, da oshun!!!
Datz weer awl da fysheez live!!!

Dyna, running towardz da waddur



I'm glad I took the time to install a PA system in the RV
while
we
were
partying back in Oklahoma...

picks up microphone

Attention all kitties: We are now heading westbound on
Route
66,
getting
close to the end of the road. There on the left you'll see
the
San
Bernardino Santa Fe railroad yard. My male human's
grandfather
used
to
work there as a blacksmith. Here, and few miles further
on,
if
you
look
out the windows on the right side, you'll see Rialto's
historic
Wigwam
Motel. Those funny teepee shaped buildings have been there
for
a
long,
long time.

Now we're passing through Fontana (where Kaiser Steel used
to
have
a
big
steel mill), and into Rancho Cucamonga (where they have a
big
baseball
stadium called the Epicenter), and on to Upland and
Claremont
and
Pomona.

Now here is the city of Azusa. This was the first city in
the
US
to
which honey bees were imported (back in 1874).

This here is the city of Monrovia. That building there is
the
Aztec
Hotel. It was built in the 20's and modeled on Aztec and
Mayan
architecture.

That big place off to the right is the Santa Anita
Racetrack,
in
the
city of Arcadia. It's been there since 1934.

Next we go through South Pasadena. This is where the Rose
Parade
is
held
every New Year's Day. That building there, at Mission
Street
and
Fair
Oaks Avenue, is the Fair Oaks Pharmacy and Soda Fountain.
We
just
might
teleport back there for a little bit when we get to Santa
Monica!

Nexgt we drive through Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, and
Century
City.
Then we finally reach the city of Santa Monica!

Here we are, at Ocean Blvd. Look out the windshield -
that's
Santa
Monica Pier! Since we're special (after all, how many RVs
are
driven
by
kitties?) we'll just park right there on the pier.

Lays on the horn to get the humans to move out of the
way

We'll park right here, underneath the famous Santa Monica
Pier
sign
(the
one shown at the top of
Ok, kitties -
we're
here! Let's go explore the sights here at the pier, then
we'll
come
back
here and party and dance. Sir TV, would you like to escort
me
out
onto
the pier? There are some very interesting places to eat
out
there...

Cleopatra

Shurr...

Ya kin mayke sooop frum musselz, frum offa da rokz iffin yu wanna, tuu.

Dyna, gormay eeter

can we makez soup from dese here animalszz? OEJ,

I knooo, weez'll wayte tyll da 'grunyun' ar runnink. Day kumz outa da
waddur tu lay dere eegz, an weez kin grab dem wiff ower pawz ur klawz.

I wuuner if de oshun waddur tayztz gud...

Dyna, abvenshuruzlee


I isa notted gonna getz myown furz wet butted I willz get anyfish dat
jumpz
out anna sins you is a MC kitty ifin you go inna anna throw dem out I
willz
catches dem fur uses to eat later, OEJ

Meanwhile, out in the Pacific Ocean a wave forms, rolling toward
the
shore......

Heeer fisheefishheee fishees OEJ, chattering like to the birdies

In de oshun!!!
Datz weer awl da fisheez liff!!!
Heeerrr fyyyysssshhhheeeeeezzzzzz....

Dyna runnink and cawlink tu da oshun...

fishes??? where??? OEJ starts after dyna at a dead run

Ho Boy, da oshun!!!
Datz weer awl da fysheez live!!!

Dyna, running towardz da waddur



I'm glad I took the time to install a PA system in the RV
while
we
were
partying back in Oklahoma...

picks up microphone

Attention all kitties: We are now heading westbound on
Route
66,
getting
close to the end of the road. There on the left you'll see
the
San
Bernardino Santa Fe railroad yard. My male human's
grandfather
used
to
work there as a blacksmith. Here, and few miles further
on,
if
you
look
out the windows on the right side, you'll see Rialto's
historic
Wigwam
Motel. Those funny teepee shaped buildings have been there
for
a
long,
long time.

Now we're passing through Fontana (where Kaiser Steel used
to
have
a
big
steel mill), and into Rancho Cucamonga (where they have a
big
baseball
stadium called the Epicenter), and on to Upland and
Claremont
and
Pomona.

Now here is the city of Azusa. This was the first city in
the
US
to
which honey bees were imported (back in 1874).

This here is the city of Monrovia. That building there is
the
Aztec
Hotel. It was built in the 20's and modeled on Aztec and
Mayan
architecture.

That big place off to the right is the Santa Anita
Racetrack,
in
the
city of Arcadia. It's been there since 1934.

Next we go through South Pasadena. This is where the Rose
Parade
is
held
every New Year's Day. That building there, at Mission
Street
and
Fair
Oaks Avenue, is the Fair Oaks Pharmacy and Soda Fountain.
We
just
might
teleport back there for a little bit when we get to Santa
Monica!

Nexgt we drive through Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, and
Century
City.
Then we finally reach the city of Santa Monica!

Here we are, at Ocean Blvd. Look out the windshield -
that's
Santa
Monica Pier! Since we're special (after all, how many RVs
are
driven
by
kitties?) we'll just park right there on the pier.

Lays on the horn to get the humans to move out of the
way

We'll park right here, underneath the famous Santa Monica
Pier
sign
(the
one shown at the top of
Ok, kitties -
we're
here! Let's go explore the sights here at the pier, then
we'll
come
back
here and party and dance. Sir TV, would you like to escort
me
out
onto
the pier? There are some very interesting places to eat
out
there...

Cleopatra

Day kum owt attid nite, wen da mooon iz owt!!!!.
Lotzanlotz ov dem....awl ofurr da saynd!!!!
I fink day iz liddul., lyke zardeeenz.
Day kum owt tu lay eegz in da saynd,
an digdigdig wiff dere liddul tayulz intu da saynd...
an den yu Katsh Dem!!!!!

Izun't dat rite, uddet Cattyfurrnya kittiez???

Heeeeeerrrrrrrr Grrrrronyunnnnnzzzzzzzz.......

Dyna, waytin in da saynd

Dat souns interestin! I wunner if the grummioms will show up tonight?
I'z so eggcited! Fishies we can catch wif our paws!

STT