I Gotted Owt!!!

"Debby Hanoka"
On Dec 27, 4:04 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
Gess wat?? I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n
gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n
skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.
Hoominz!!!
Mosey

Mosey, do you need an official debriefing from the Catmerica Police
Department & Sheriff's Office, after returning home from your top
secret mission?

Respectfully meowed,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 4
Sheriff Of Catmerica

mmmrt..dat mite bee a gudgud ideah
Shhhur..yyyyy gnot,
i wuz jest praxtising fur da Olumpix iz awl n ders iz gnow rume tew doo
dat in da howse. no rume tew ise skayte or dew catalithenix effen.
Iam AmbassaCat tew Catnada, yoo reemembur
n I hab tew win usses sum g0le meddlez.
Mosey