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Old July 26th 12, 12:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default D*ghouse part 2

Fangu all fur yur kind comments altho unfurtunately da soggy catfuds
gotten throed out befur we cud dry them or anyfing lyke that.


Yestiday Meomie camed home aftur a longlong day. Thiz time she putted
thu noo catfuds inna hihi cupbord, thu only wun inna kitchen we kant reech.

It wuz a hothot day, an ower Up is offin furry hot if thu fan haz bin
off alla day an theer iz no winds.

So she went Up an sed OMG!! WATS THAT STINK???? Kant be thu lidderbox,
that wuz kleened garbbaj day (wat wuz just past).

A fren had gotten sum cat lidder inna big bocks fur Meomie, furry cheep.
Meomie kant git tu that store furry eesy, an sertanly kant carry that
size bocks home, so this wuz a kind anna gud fing fur thu fren tu do.

Memoie used sum, put sum in a plastik buket, an becuz there wuz sum
left, fassened thu plastik bag, an put it onna top of thu buket cuz she
nose cats gits IDEAS wen they finds lidder in uneggspekted playces. An
she wanted tu put thu bocks itself inna recyclin, sinse that wuz thu
recyclin anna garbaj day.

BUT

Sumcat had peed - lots anna lots - onna floor between thu plastik bag
wif thu eggstra lidder and anothur bag lyke she uses wen she kleens thu
lidur and cuvered thu effidens by tryin tu pull thu plasitk bags ovur it.

Shes furgotten than wun uf thu resident cats (no names heer) sumtymes
lykes peein on plastik, cuz he hadnt dun it fur awile.

So she had tu find anothur plastik buket fur thu rest uv thu lidder (wun
wif a covur).

Put the peed-on plastik bags in othur bags fur the garbaj, wat wont be
kollekted fur a week.

Use thu Spot anna Pet Mess spray. Lots uv it.

Scrub wif a cloth.

Use thu 'BAD SMELL' spray.

Anna then sum more spray.

Shower.

Turn onna fan

An finully get tu bed.

Weeze gonna be blamed fur this sumhow.



--
Sam
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Old July 26th 12, 08:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_14_]
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Default D*ghouse part 2


Weh r vury sawry tu heer ubaowt awl diz bad stuff Sam. Srsly
Ai dunt noe hoo peed lotz n lotz. Nope.
Chin up, Pal
Tel yer hoomin tu put da peed on pwastik in da OUT so et wint stink up yer
Hous
Ai hoap yu n yer hoomin kan keap kool, sumhao.

Mosey fur hiz Hous


Fangu all fur yur kind comments altho unfurtunately da soggy catfuds gotten
throed out befur we cud dry them or anyfing lyke that.



Yestiday Meomie camed home aftur a longlong day. Thiz time she putted
thu noo catfuds inna hihi cupbord, thu only wun inna kitchen we kant reech.

It wuz a hothot day, an ower Up is offin furry hot if thu fan haz bin
off alla day an theer iz no winds.

So she went Up an sed OMG!! WATS THAT STINK???? Kant be thu lidderbox,
that wuz kleened garbbaj day (wat wuz just past).

A fren had gotten sum cat lidder inna big bocks fur Meomie, furry cheep.
Meomie kant git tu that store furry eesy, an sertanly kant carry that
size bocks home, so this wuz a kind anna gud fing fur thu fren tu do.

Memoie used sum, put sum in a plastik buket, an becuz there wuz sum
left, fassened thu plastik bag, an put it onna top of thu buket cuz she
nose cats gits IDEAS wen they finds lidder in uneggspekted playces. An
she wanted tu put thu bocks itself inna recyclin, sinse that wuz thu
recyclin anna garbaj day.

BUT

Sumcat had peed - lots anna lots - onna floor between thu plastik bag
wif thu eggstra lidder and anothur bag lyke she uses wen she kleens thu
lidur and cuvered thu effidens by tryin tu pull thu plasitk bags ovur it.

Shes furgotten than wun uf thu resident cats (no names heer) sumtymes
lykes peein on plastik, cuz he hadnt dun it fur awile.

So she had tu find anothur plastik buket fur thu rest uv thu lidder (wun
wif a covur).

Put the peed-on plastik bags in othur bags fur the garbaj, wat wont be
kollekted fur a week.

Use thu Spot anna Pet Mess spray. Lots uv it.

Scrub wif a cloth.

Use thu 'BAD SMELL' spray.

Anna then sum more spray.

Shower.

Turn onna fan

An finully get tu bed.

Weeze gonna be blamed fur this sumhow.



--
Sam

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Old July 26th 12, 09:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger McDude
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Default D*ghouse part 2

Sumcat had peed - lots anna lots - onna floor between thu plastik bag
wif thu eggstra lidder and anothur bag lyke she uses wen she kleens thu
lidur and cuvered thu effidens by tryin tu pull thu plasitk bags ovur
it.


You gotz to watch out fur doze sumcats. Dey cause lots of trubbles!

Ranger
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Old July 27th 12, 02:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pipps =^..^=[_4_]
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Default D*ghouse part 2





Sumcat had peed - lots anna lots - onna floor between thu plastik bag
wif thu eggstra lidder and anothur bag lyke she uses wen she kleens thu
lidur and cuvered thu effidens by tryin tu pull thu plasitk bags ovur
it.


You gotz to watch out fur doze sumcats. Dey cause lots of trubbles!


Ranger


Dat iz so vury tru, Ranger....uh huh .


Pipps
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Old August 4th 12, 04:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default D*ghouse part 2

she really needsa lock urown doorz betterer or ursefz are gonna be in truble
allatime, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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Fangu all fur yur kind comments altho unfurtunately da soggy catfuds
gotten throed out befur we cud dry them or anyfing lyke that.


Yestiday Meomie camed home aftur a longlong day. Thiz time she putted thu
noo catfuds inna hihi cupbord, thu only wun inna kitchen we kant reech.

It wuz a hothot day, an ower Up is offin furry hot if thu fan haz bin off
alla day an theer iz no winds.

So she went Up an sed OMG!! WATS THAT STINK???? Kant be thu lidderbox,
that wuz kleened garbbaj day (wat wuz just past).

A fren had gotten sum cat lidder inna big bocks fur Meomie, furry cheep.
Meomie kant git tu that store furry eesy, an sertanly kant carry that size
bocks home, so this wuz a kind anna gud fing fur thu fren tu do.

Memoie used sum, put sum in a plastik buket, an becuz there wuz sum left,
fassened thu plastik bag, an put it onna top of thu buket cuz she nose
cats gits IDEAS wen they finds lidder in uneggspekted playces. An she
wanted tu put thu bocks itself inna recyclin, sinse that wuz thu recyclin
anna garbaj day.

BUT

Sumcat had peed - lots anna lots - onna floor between thu plastik bag wif
thu eggstra lidder and anothur bag lyke she uses wen she kleens thu lidur
and cuvered thu effidens by tryin tu pull thu plasitk bags ovur it.

Shes furgotten than wun uf thu resident cats (no names heer) sumtymes
lykes peein on plastik, cuz he hadnt dun it fur awile.

So she had tu find anothur plastik buket fur thu rest uv thu lidder (wun
wif a covur).

Put the peed-on plastik bags in othur bags fur the garbaj, wat wont be
kollekted fur a week.

Use thu Spot anna Pet Mess spray. Lots uv it.

Scrub wif a cloth.

Use thu 'BAD SMELL' spray.

Anna then sum more spray.

Shower.

Turn onna fan

An finully get tu bed.

Weeze gonna be blamed fur this sumhow.



--
Sam



 




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