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Myown morning
Firstest fing in da mornin I haz to get Meowmie outta bed to feed ussez. She
duznt let ussez sleep wif her, so I duz dis by skrachin at da door until she kumz owt. Sumtimez Rebecca helpz by meowing. Fur sum reezin, Meowmie duz stufz in da bafrum an changiz herown portable furz befur she goes downstarez to feed ussez, so I haz to keep remindin her dat we iz starvin. When she opinz da bafrum door, I runz in ahed uf her to to chek fur greeblingz -- bafrum greeblingz kan be furry bad, kuz dey livz wif da waddermonsterz. After Meowmie washiz herown handz, I lik da waddermonsterz off reel kwik befur dey kan hurt herownself. It mite teech her a lessin if I letted dem hurt her juss a liddle bit, but den she mite not be able to git owrown fudz an dat wud not be septable. Finully Meowmie goez downstarez an feedz ussez. I standz rite at my bowl in kase she furgitz whare it iz. Meowmie haz a bad bak an sumtimez it hurtz her to leen down to put da fudz in owrown bowlz, so sumtimez I triez to bump her hand so da fudz fallz on da floor befur she haz to leen down awl da way. Aftur dat I iz tired owt an needz to relakz. If it iznt a toona place day, I kuddlez wif Meowmie to reward herownself fur rememfurin to feed ussez agin. Deze hoominz needz lotsa kurijmint. Sundance |
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Myown morning
you iza gud ownerta treet yourown hoomin sogud, We finalli catvinzed owrz
hoominzta put owr bowlz onna buffett so dey wuldint hafta bend ofur so muc, Trudi Sundance wrote in message t... Firstest fing in da mornin I haz to get Meowmie outta bed to feed ussez. She duznt let ussez sleep wif her, so I duz dis by skrachin at da door until she kumz owt. Sumtimez Rebecca helpz by meowing. Fur sum reezin, Meowmie duz stufz in da bafrum an changiz herown portable furz befur she goes downstarez to feed ussez, so I haz to keep remindin her dat we iz starvin. When she opinz da bafrum door, I runz in ahed uf her to to chek fur greeblingz -- bafrum greeblingz kan be furry bad, kuz dey livz wif da waddermonsterz. After Meowmie washiz herown handz, I lik da waddermonsterz off reel kwik befur dey kan hurt herownself. It mite teech her a lessin if I letted dem hurt her juss a liddle bit, but den she mite not be able to git owrown fudz an dat wud not be septable. Finully Meowmie goez downstarez an feedz ussez. I standz rite at my bowl in kase she furgitz whare it iz. Meowmie haz a bad bak an sumtimez it hurtz her to leen down to put da fudz in owrown bowlz, so sumtimez I triez to bump her hand so da fudz fallz on da floor befur she haz to leen down awl da way. Aftur dat I iz tired owt an needz to relakz. If it iznt a toona place day, I kuddlez wif Meowmie to reward herownself fur rememfurin to feed ussez agin. Deze hoominz needz lotsa kurijmint. Sundance |
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Myown morning
Hi diz iz O. T. Poor hoomans havink ta bend ofver to feedz us.
"Stormmee" wrote in message ... you iza gud ownerta treet yourown hoomin sogud, We finalli catvinzed owrz hoominzta put owr bowlz onna buffett so dey wuldint hafta bend ofur so muc, Trudi Sundance wrote in message t... Firstest fing in da mornin I haz to get Meowmie outta bed to feed ussez. She duznt let ussez sleep wif her, so I duz dis by skrachin at da door until she kumz owt. Sumtimez Rebecca helpz by meowing. Fur sum reezin, Meowmie duz stufz in da bafrum an changiz herown portable furz befur she goes downstarez to feed ussez, so I haz to keep remindin her dat we iz starvin. When she opinz da bafrum door, I runz in ahed uf her to to chek fur greeblingz -- bafrum greeblingz kan be furry bad, kuz dey livz wif da waddermonsterz. After Meowmie washiz herown handz, I lik da waddermonsterz off reel kwik befur dey kan hurt herownself. It mite teech her a lessin if I letted dem hurt her juss a liddle bit, but den she mite not be able to git owrown fudz an dat wud not be septable. Finully Meowmie goez downstarez an feedz ussez. I standz rite at my bowl in kase she furgitz whare it iz. Meowmie haz a bad bak an sumtimez it hurtz her to leen down to put da fudz in owrown bowlz, so sumtimez I triez to bump her hand so da fudz fallz on da floor befur she haz to leen down awl da way. Aftur dat I iz tired owt an needz to relakz. If it iznt a toona place day, I kuddlez wif Meowmie to reward herownself fur rememfurin to feed ussez agin. Deze hoominz needz lotsa kurijmint. Sundance |
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Myown morning
Sundance wrote:
:: Firstest fing in da mornin I haz to get Meowmie outta bed to feed :: ussez. She duznt let ussez sleep wif her, so I duz dis by skrachin :: at da door until she kumz owt. Sumtimez Rebecca helpz by meowing. :: Fur sum reezin, Meowmie duz stufz in da bafrum an changiz herown :: portable furz befur she goes downstarez to feed ussez, so I haz to :: keep remindin her dat we iz starvin. :: :: When she opinz da bafrum door, I runz in ahed uf her to to chek fur :: greeblingz -- bafrum greeblingz kan be furry bad, kuz dey livz wif da :: waddermonsterz. After Meowmie washiz herown handz, I lik da :: waddermonsterz off reel kwik befur dey kan hurt herownself. It mite :: teech her a lessin if I letted dem hurt her juss a liddle bit, but :: den she mite not be able to git owrown fudz an dat wud not be :: septable. :: :: Finully Meowmie goez downstarez an feedz ussez. I standz rite at my :: bowl in kase she furgitz whare it iz. Meowmie haz a bad bak an :: sumtimez it hurtz her to leen down to put da fudz in owrown bowlz, :: so sumtimez I triez to bump her hand so da fudz fallz on da floor :: befur she haz to leen down awl da way. :: :: Aftur dat I iz tired owt an needz to relakz. If it iznt a toona :: place day, I kuddlez wif Meowmie to reward herownself fur rememfurin :: to feed ussez agin. Deze hoominz needz lotsa kurijmint. :: :: Sundance Yu'z uh gud ownerkittee, Sunnydanze. Lyke I'v sed; yu iz kynd an thotfool an sweet. Neow MYNE....hmmmfff! Effin wen day fynullee DU feed me... it'z kruncheez wat day poot soo mutsh deown atta sayme tyme so dey dunt havta bend dat da kruncheez get stayel!--urrr, da twizt uh day cannd fuudz dat dey olny poot uh liddul liddul bit deown, lyka snak. An effin wen I dunt eet it awl atta wunz, I styll go bak an graze laytur, an summytymez effin finish da nite fuudz b-furr mornink an da mornink fuudz bfurr nite. An den dey chaynge da waddurmonztur...lyke I effurr wud drinkz frumma bowll! I mite nottid get dem nuthin fur Kissamouse! -- Pitô.ônya |
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