The winking begins

I wuld like diz beri mux fang ursef fur azkin, OEJ howldin owt herow paw
"ShortTail Tom" wrote in message
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Miz OEJ, would yourownself like to dance?

STTom

smoocheez letz danze, chester puttin off injeztin fur izown wife kitteta
danze
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
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It was a wunderful day. I luff mew, Chester!

Lucy

On Sep 27, 4:03 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
itz beri bootiful, butted owrz wuza bezt beclawz i getted ursef, chester
"The Porter Cats" wrote in
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Concatulations tu mew bofe! Chester, izzint dis a romantikal wedwink?

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[After watching the newlywinked walk down the aisle, everycat heads for
the reception area.

Since Sundance's equipment is set up right at the edge of the reception
area, he doesn't have to go very far to get the music set up. Within
moments music is rolling out the speakers and cats are hitting the buffet
line. Quite a few cats appear to be ready to dance. The bridecat and
groomcat see this, so they take to floor.

Sundance takes up his microphone:
"Ok, my friends, we are ready for the newly winked couple to take their
first dance together. When the second song starts, feel free to cut in to
dance with the couple. Our first song will be 'Love Me Tender'."

He positions the microphone next to his keyboard, adjusts his seat, then
plays the intro. He sings "Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me
go...". As he plays and sings the couple dance, seemingly ablivious to
the world around them. Every watches them dance, and almost everycat is
misty-eyed by the time the song ends. Sundance then loads a CD into the
player, and "Blue Moon of Kentucky" plays next. Harri and OT are the
first to break in to the newlywinked's dance. The first few songs
Sundance plays are bluegrass favorites (you haven't lived until you've
seen a couple of kitties dancing to "Foggy Mountain Breakdown").

The music then settles into standard Wedwink fare, and there seems to
about equal numbers of cats at the buffet and on the dance floor.

Thank you so much Sundance, This is wonderful. You play and sing really
good. yeUP. We are so happy.
Love
Mosey and Meowy

"MeOwy"
On Sep 25, 9:28 pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
"Community Cats"



[After watching the newlywinked walk down the aisle, everycat heads
for
the reception area.

Since Sundance's equipment is set up right at the edge of the
reception
area, he doesn't have to go very far to get the music set up. Within
moments music is rolling out the speakers and cats are hitting the
buffet
line. Quite a few cats appear to be ready to dance. The bridecat and
groomcat see this, so they take to floor.

Sundance takes up his microphone:
"Ok, my friends, we are ready for the newly winked couple to take
their
first dance together. When the second song starts, feel free to cut in
to
dance with the couple. Our first song will be 'Love Me Tender'."

He positions the microphone next to his keyboard, adjusts his seat,
then
plays the intro. He sings "Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me
go...". As he plays and sings the couple dance, seemingly ablivious to
the world around them. Every watches them dance, and almost everycat
is
misty-eyed by the time the song ends. Sundance then loads a CD into
the
player, and "Blue Moon of Kentucky" plays next. Harri and OT are the
first to break in to the newlywinked's dance. The first few songs
Sundance plays are bluegrass favorites (you haven't lived until you've
seen a couple of kitties dancing to "Foggy Mountain Breakdown").

The music then settles into standard Wedwink fare, and there seems to
about equal numbers of cats at the buffet and on the dance floor.

Pit2nya, inna blak, wite muumuu wiff red hybiscusess, sydules up to the
keyboard and CD Player...
Hiya, Sunnydance sweethart, Du yu hav tyme furr sum dancin an dynin wiff
meeee?
--
Pit2ô.ônya

How bowtted "Duh Tennassee Waltz" fur usses to awl danse woemanntikkly
tew.
MeOwy, furry full ob preesheayshun to efury kittee dat tuuk part, an
furry full ob luv fur her husbandcat, da gallant grey guycat ob hur
dweems, Mosey.

ai tew m furry full ob preesheayshun to efury kittee dat tuuk part, tew,
Mosey taykes hiz wifekitty in hiz armz n dey danse tew Duh Tennassee Waltz,
cuz Mosey iz sew in luv wiff his gnu bryde. 3 [uh hart full uff luv fur
hur.]

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

"Community Cats"

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Pit2nya, inna blak, wite muumuu wiff red hybiscusess, sydules up to the
keyboard and CD Player...
Hiya, Sunnydance sweethart, Du yu hav tyme furr sum dancin an dynin wiff
meeee?
--
Pit2ô.ônya

Korse I duz, Sweetee. Iznt dis a nice wedwink? Yoo lukz furry luvlee in
yurown moomoo. Heer, I will put on sum rekordid mewsik so we kan danse.

Sunnydanse

Yoo wook sew nise tewgeffer, Pit2ô.ônya n Sundance, Mosey takes Meowy en his
arms
n danses wiff hur tew dat song tew. We boff luv tew danse.

I wuld like diz beri mux fang ursef fur azkin, OEJ howldin owt herow paw
"ShortTail Tom" ...
Miz OEJ, would yourownself like to dance?

STTom

Mosey and Meowy boff ugree dat OEJ n STTom wook sew happee tewgeffer n joyne
denm in dansing tew.
aww, int luv grand?

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Concatyoolazhuns tu du happy cupple. We wizsh yoo bowth 9 lifetimes
uf happeeness.
Zephyr

Me too.
Sonickitty

Fank boff yerownselfs Zephyr n Sonickitty fur koming tew owr winking , wee
r sew happee tewgefer.
aint luv grand? Danse n h ab sum fudz n dwimk sun nip wine, n hab fun at
owr reespeshun.
Mosey n Meowie

as MH screws up da curage ta azk missee ifin she wantsa danze he sees
deze
kitteez he duzint know, OEJ says, oh ursef wuzint at owrz howze or wuz
juzt
barlee when dey wuz lazt here, OEJ doez intrudkshinz allarownd introduzin
barbi anna mathew harold to her furndz,

Missy is glad too meet dese gnu frenz an wates pashuntly for MH to be
reddy two danse.

ok den, duz yourownsef wantsa danze now? ursef iz efin more bootiful when
danzin, MH, thinkin missee iz da mozt bootiful girlcat atta weddin

Mosey sez, diz iz awl sew romantikal. awl iff da kitties heer r habbing
sutch uh gud tyme n wee r sew gead yew awl kame. Mosey grabs Meowy n danses
wiff hiur sum moar. Dansing iz sew fun, innit?
Dere r lotz uff new frendz tew meet, da Island kitties fur instanse. dey r
sew nise n mayde da boofay, n are wurking onna nip winking kake fur layter
on. Eeet, dwimkl n be happee wike wee awl are.

ok den, duz yourownsef wantsa danze now? ursef iz efin more bootiful
when
danzin, MH, thinkin missee iz da mozt bootiful girlcat atta weddin

Missy dances with MH. She tries not to lead.

"Diss wuz a furry succesful ebent, and da bride is sew bootiful. I
fink even mine fren Sunrise is enbious."

As they whirl away

Meowy blushus az she heers diz, she sez ai m sew happee wiff mine wink
Mosey.
dey xchnage nosepoinks.

den Mosey n Meowy whirl away dansing moar tew.

ursef iz still eben more purrteer dan hersef, butted her anna mozey sure
lukz happi, MH

ok den, duz yourownsef wantsa danze now? ursef iz efin more bootiful when
danzin, MH, thinkin missee iz da mozt bootiful girlcat atta weddin

Missy dances with MH. She tries not to lead.

"Diss wuz a furry succesful ebent, and da bride is sew bootiful. I
fink even mine fren Sunrise is enbious."

As they whirl away

Fank yerownselfz, fur doze nise wurdz. n koming tew owr winking. Missy n
MH, we r VURY happee.
Missy iz purrtee..yeUP, but dunt be enbious Sunrise. Nope.
Luv
Mosey and Meowy stil dansing