I needz uh gurlfrend

"MeOwy"
On Jan 6, 6:01 pm, "Mosey =^..^="
"MeOwy"
On Jan 3, 2:31 pm, "Mosey =^..^="

I fink I needz uh alleybye fur wast nite...waffs.....
Mosey

"Mosey =^..^=" *blinx* mrrrrrrrrrrt..x cuuuuuuuze meeeeee?

I wennted tew hur haowse wast nite n wee sat on da tree n
had sum nip n hadda nise time ...faangu...
thu moon wuz still sumwhut fule.
Hur meowmie nebber noo I wuz dere....
Mrrrrrrrrrrt ....
Umkay den....umkaaaaaaaay? Mosey

Well get of your royal Duff anna ask herselfz fur a date, iz u
a
cat
or
a mouse? Piglett just wondering.
"Mosey =^..^="
mabbee, butt i nebber hurd no moar bowt dat.
siiigh
Mosey

i thinked i seed where her sayed her wuld gona date wif
yoursef,
Trudi

--
Have a great day
"Mosey =^..^="
I gess I dunt gneed uh gurlfrend no moar...no gurl kitty
wuntz
uh
guy
wif tew bitz,
MeOwy nebber gotted bak tew mee n I keep puting mine foot in
myown
mouf.
Sawry
Mosey
--kontryte-
Yess an I needz a owlabye fur gnot shoween up NooYeerz eeb.

Wike I sed, got tew wurry baowt dat...nnnnopE,

Didded yoo weeseev mine uhpawlagee Mosey??

Yup, I sointlee did n I reepwyed..didjoo see dat???

If I haff to way bwaym it wud be atted da feetz of da meowmie, er
da
sekwaterry, hoo tooked da nite off.

Mrrrrrrrrt?? O I sea...dat stuFf happenz. I heer ya. Mrrrrrt.

How bout we airport to Hawhyee an sunbave onna beech?
go hoowa danseen
an feest atta loo-ow?

Dat saowndz wike funfun. YuuuuuuuP
I wuz gonna inbite yerownself offer tew
meat thu Bitz, BobQat n Mimzy, at mine bigbig haowse furst.
Haow duz dat saownd?? Yoo will reely wike dem. Dey r furry sillie.
I wuz ginna mayke usses uh nise dindin wiff nip wine n awl sortz uff
fudz.
I wike tew cuke. Mmmmm?

MeOwy, gettink in da gruv ob dayteen

Mosey, fealing da sayme wae-Dat saownz gwate!

I hab bin to C seberul tymez. Didjoo gno dat?
Iam on da weigh Mosey...da sekwaterry is bout to weev butted I wil be
dere ennyweigh.
Go 'hed meowmie, go tew da stor, I is awwite by my none.
MeOwy, hailing a porter....

MeOwy arrifez at Mosey's bigbig hoam n iz greeted warmlee by Mosey.
Hihi, c'mon in...wood yoo wike tew come in n warm up by da fyre?
Heer iz sum nip tee. Jest den, da bits BobQat n Mimzy entur da rume,
awl
quiet n hab small gigguelz. Mosey goes offet tew dem n saes, MeOwy, I
wood
wike yoo tew meet my 'bitz. BobQat, n Mimzy. Both uff dem greet MeOwy
warmlee n den axs iffen dey cud go bak upstayers tew pway. Suuuuuure
sez
Mosey, 'I will kall you wayter, wen yer dindin iz reddy'..he ternz tew
MeOwy
n tellz hur he will mayke den uh pizza fur dere dindin, but haz
ulreddy
mayde uh speshul dindin fur da tew ufff dem. . tew hissself "i hoaphur
wikes
whut I fixed"
Wood yoo wike uh snak, MeOwy?
He goez tew thuh bigbig kichen n bringz bak a tray uff wunnerful
guddiezn tew gwasses uff nip wine...Den he n Meowy begin tawking...
'Wen wur yoo in Longvyoo?' akxz Mosey
"I hab nitted ben dere yut."

Mosey

I hav bin to Longvyoo free or four tymez, butted did gnot gitted out
ob da beehikl until we drifed sum mor, tew a eyelint inna big ribbur
ware I wer shutted up inna room, furry gnice, gud hydink pwace unner
da bed, anna windo wif a vyoo. furry taystee snaks, Mosey. I onwee
eet widdo bitz atta tyme, den I gnap or wook outta windo or hab fun
wif mine toyz. If dere wud be anuffur kitty dere I wud wun awoun an
awoun. Wat doo yoo fink boutted dat?
MeOwy

I am gwad yoo wiked da snax, MeOwy. . I dunt wike tew ride in da
beehikl,
cuz da onlee pwace I gotted tew go wuz mine TED n wast tyme, he mayed me
sleep n den I woked up wif 3 uff mine fangs goneaway. Gno, I wunt show
yew..dat wuddnt bee polyte. Yoo wanna chayse thuh kitz befur yoo wanna
nap
befur dindin?
Det r full uff et n wile yoo r doing dat, I kan mayke iwr smawl dindin.
Wat doo yoo fink boutted dat? Yew kan wook owt mine bigbig windowz.
BobQat n Mimzy hab lotza toyz tew.
Iam happee yoo r heer...fangu fur comin n I kan port yoo hoam
layter sew yoo wunt hab tew hail a porter. Mkay?
Mosey

Mmkay! I furry innawestted in wookin outta yurown windo an see watz
dere, an twyin out da bittys toys. I wont tuch dem eggzep to snif.
Sowwy boutted yur fangs, Mosey.
MeOwy, chekin out da vyoo wile wayting fur da dindin.

Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt Heer iz dindin..putz a smayl peate uff beefyzn fish
n
chikkum in frunt uff MeOwy n den sitz himself daown. Gnow wurriez ubaowt
mine fangz MeOwy, I kan eet fingz jest fyinefyne. Sept fur kibble, wich I
dunt wike.
Sawry et iz raynigng n fawgy.
I put da kitz tew bedd fur dere sleepeetyme.
Kare fur sum nip wine?????
Mosey-

Wine saownz gud Mosey.
Fangyu furry much.
MeOwy,mmmmmm

Yer fury welcume...
Mosey poarz sum nip wine for MeOwy n dey
begin tawking baowt thuh wethur.