The Toes Reeport - now NEEDULS!!!!!

Mowggrrrrrr... sez me.

Panda heer. Y'know, I'ze always liked dat TED Bonnie, but I'ze gettin
a bit FED UP.

I wuz bak dere, AGIN tuday. An itz not a gud day heer. We'ze gots a
snowstorm. Itz cold. My mouf hurts an' I'ze hungry cuz my mouf hurts.
But whut duz Meowma do? Putz me in de travel boks and takes me owt in
de kar fur OWERS and OWERS it tuk so long to drive in de snow, LEEVES
me at de TED whare I gotted poked and taped and lokked up an EXRATED an
efurrthing, den dey gave me NEEDULS... well, at leest I gots a nu pain
patch.

NOW I don' get no mor clavamox, I gets a cyclosporin NEEDUL efurry day
fur WEEKS.

Dere is sum gut news tho'. The EXRATING must've bin a gud rating cuz
TED Bonnie sez contraree tu suspishonals, dere is no sign dat my jaw
BONE is infected. Is my gums an' my mouf an it's makin my tunge stik
owt mor, but not in my jaw yet.

So's I'ze a grumpy good-girl (Mom note: she's purring all along, but
growling at the same time - it takes a LOT to make my good-natured ole'
lady stop purring) an' I'm home agin an' I gets tu eet more A/D fud.

Fangu fur de purrs. Dey made de feckshon bugs not go tu my jaw, now we
hope dey will chase dem all owta my whole me.

Panda ov purry-growly Toes.

Hi, Ms Panda! we r sorry that TED iz using u 4 uh pincushion. mom tuk
2 uf us 2 c TED thiz week 2. BK had ugli stuff on hiz paw, by hiz eye,
& by hiz noz. Raphael had a BIG ugli spot on hiz side, a liddle 1 on
hiz bak, & 1 on hiz paw. But thay dont haf bunches uf needuls 2
suffur.
BK's allurgees wuz thu problum but Rafe haz ringworm. So, they both
haf stuff 2 put on thu soors. Mom haz all sorts uf klleenin 2 du.
Shees thrilled.
We hopes u r feelin' much bedder soon-soon! yur fren, Mollie Anne
PS. all 6 uf us r purring 4 u, & Momma, Dash, Bud, & thu longhaired
black cat too. Mom ses she duzn't kno if Bud iz a boy or hu gurl. Bud
nefur walks away, so mom kant see if it iz Bud or Rosebud.

FurrsomeFoursome wrote:
Mowggrrrrrr... sez me.

Panda heer. Y'know, I'ze always liked dat TED Bonnie, but I'ze gettin
a bit FED UP.

I wuz bak dere, AGIN tuday. An itz not a gud day heer. We'ze gots a
snowstorm. Itz cold. My mouf hurts an' I'ze hungry cuz my mouf hurts.
But whut duz Meowma do? Putz me in de travel boks and takes me owt in
de kar fur OWERS and OWERS it tuk so long to drive in de snow, LEEVES
me at de TED whare I gotted poked and taped and lokked up an EXRATED an
efurrthing, den dey gave me NEEDULS... well, at leest I gots a nu pain
patch.

NOW I don' get no mor clavamox, I gets a cyclosporin NEEDUL efurry day
fur WEEKS.

Dere is sum gut news tho'. The EXRATING must've bin a gud rating cuz
TED Bonnie sez contraree tu suspishonals, dere is no sign dat my jaw
BONE is infected. Is my gums an' my mouf an it's makin my tunge stik
owt mor, but not in my jaw yet.

So's I'ze a grumpy good-girl (Mom note: she's purring all along, but
growling at the same time - it takes a LOT to make my good-natured ole'
lady stop purring) an' I'm home agin an' I gets tu eet more A/D fud.

Fangu fur de purrs. Dey made de feckshon bugs not go tu my jaw, now we
hope dey will chase dem all owta my whole me.

Panda ov purry-growly Toes.

HiHi Panda! Well, Ize glad tu heer yu duzn hab a feckted jawbone. Dats
gud news! i will keep up da purrs until yu iz all bedderer. Duz yur
mom gib yu yur daly shot? Or du yu hab tu ryde in da kar effury day?

Tess, purring loudly

FurrsomeFoursome wrote:

Mowggrrrrrr... sez me.

Panda heer. Y'know, I'ze always liked dat TED Bonnie, but I'ze gettin
a bit FED UP.

I wuz bak dere, AGIN tuday. An itz not a gud day heer. We'ze gots a
snowstorm. Itz cold. My mouf hurts an' I'ze hungry cuz my mouf hurts.
But whut duz Meowma do? Putz me in de travel boks and takes me owt in
de kar fur OWERS and OWERS it tuk so long to drive in de snow, LEEVES
me at de TED whare I gotted poked and taped and lokked up an EXRATED an
efurrthing, den dey gave me NEEDULS... well, at leest I gots a nu pain
patch.

NOW I don' get no mor clavamox, I gets a cyclosporin NEEDUL efurry day
fur WEEKS.

Dere is sum gut news tho'. The EXRATING must've bin a gud rating cuz
TED Bonnie sez contraree tu suspishonals, dere is no sign dat my jaw
BONE is infected. Is my gums an' my mouf an it's makin my tunge stik
owt mor, but not in my jaw yet.

So's I'ze a grumpy good-girl (Mom note: she's purring all along, but
growling at the same time - it takes a LOT to make my good-natured ole'
lady stop purring) an' I'm home agin an' I gets tu eet more A/D fud.

Fangu fur de purrs. Dey made de feckshon bugs not go tu my jaw, now we
hope dey will chase dem all owta my whole me.

Panda ov purry-growly Toes.

We iz not likin owr ted efur, Tiger fur hiz howze
FurrsomeFoursome wrote in message
oups.com...
Mowggrrrrrr... sez me.

Panda heer. Y'know, I'ze always liked dat TED Bonnie, but I'ze gettin
a bit FED UP.

I wuz bak dere, AGIN tuday. An itz not a gud day heer. We'ze gots a
snowstorm. Itz cold. My mouf hurts an' I'ze hungry cuz my mouf hurts.
But whut duz Meowma do? Putz me in de travel boks and takes me owt in
de kar fur OWERS and OWERS it tuk so long to drive in de snow, LEEVES
me at de TED whare I gotted poked and taped and lokked up an EXRATED an
efurrthing, den dey gave me NEEDULS... well, at leest I gots a nu pain
patch.

NOW I don' get no mor clavamox, I gets a cyclosporin NEEDUL efurry day
fur WEEKS.

Dere is sum gut news tho'. The EXRATING must've bin a gud rating cuz
TED Bonnie sez contraree tu suspishonals, dere is no sign dat my jaw
BONE is infected. Is my gums an' my mouf an it's makin my tunge stik
owt mor, but not in my jaw yet.

So's I'ze a grumpy good-girl (Mom note: she's purring all along, but
growling at the same time - it takes a LOT to make my good-natured ole'
lady stop purring) an' I'm home agin an' I gets tu eet more A/D fud.

Fangu fur de purrs. Dey made de feckshon bugs not go tu my jaw, now we
hope dey will chase dem all owta my whole me.

Panda ov purry-growly Toes.

soft allatime squealz wif deelite when we 'posit somfin fur herta clean up,
Trudi
wrote in message
oups.com...
Hi, Ms Panda! we r sorry that TED iz using u 4 uh pincushion. mom tuk
2 uf us 2 c TED thiz week 2. BK had ugli stuff on hiz paw, by hiz eye,
& by hiz noz. Raphael had a BIG ugli spot on hiz side, a liddle 1 on
hiz bak, & 1 on hiz paw. But thay dont haf bunches uf needuls 2
suffur.
BK's allurgees wuz thu problum but Rafe haz ringworm. So, they both
haf stuff 2 put on thu soors. Mom haz all sorts uf klleenin 2 du.
Shees thrilled.
We hopes u r feelin' much bedder soon-soon! yur fren, Mollie Anne
PS. all 6 uf us r purring 4 u, & Momma, Dash, Bud, & thu longhaired
black cat too. Mom ses she duzn't kno if Bud iz a boy or hu gurl. Bud
nefur walks away, so mom kant see if it iz Bud or Rosebud.

FurrsomeFoursome wrote:
Mowggrrrrrr... sez me.

Panda heer. Y'know, I'ze always liked dat TED Bonnie, but I'ze gettin
a bit FED UP.

I wuz bak dere, AGIN tuday. An itz not a gud day heer. We'ze gots a
snowstorm. Itz cold. My mouf hurts an' I'ze hungry cuz my mouf hurts.
But whut duz Meowma do? Putz me in de travel boks and takes me owt in
de kar fur OWERS and OWERS it tuk so long to drive in de snow, LEEVES
me at de TED whare I gotted poked and taped and lokked up an EXRATED an
efurrthing, den dey gave me NEEDULS... well, at leest I gots a nu pain
patch.

NOW I don' get no mor clavamox, I gets a cyclosporin NEEDUL efurry day
fur WEEKS.

Dere is sum gut news tho'. The EXRATING must've bin a gud rating cuz
TED Bonnie sez contraree tu suspishonals, dere is no sign dat my jaw
BONE is infected. Is my gums an' my mouf an it's makin my tunge stik
owt mor, but not in my jaw yet.

So's I'ze a grumpy good-girl (Mom note: she's purring all along, but
growling at the same time - it takes a LOT to make my good-natured ole'
lady stop purring) an' I'm home agin an' I gets tu eet more A/D fud.

Fangu fur de purrs. Dey made de feckshon bugs not go tu my jaw, now we
hope dey will chase dem all owta my whole me.

Panda ov purry-growly Toes.

Oh, my, Panda! Wut a lot yu haf tu go fru deze dayz! We iz purring
hardhard fur yu tu feel bedderer soon!

Cinni fur da gang


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Oh my towz! Dis souns howwible! I'ze purrink fur yourownself!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........


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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/27/2005 4:45:25 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Oh, de Meowma gifs me de shots at home.

She's a diabetical kinda humin, so she sez she's usta it. TED Bonnie
let hur practize wunce on Sneakers de clinic cat (hoo is diabetical tu)
an' sed it wud be just de same fur me, but wif cyclosporin.

I'ze OK wif dat - an' she gifs me lotsa treet food wen I get my shot.

But treetz wif NO shot is beddur...

Panda ov Pincushin Toes.

Ize gonna keep my purr motor going fur yew, Panda. Good thing thuh
fekshun bug in itz traks or else we wud get thuh Tuff Gurl Kitteez on
it. Yew just rest and enjoy all thuh attenshun. And yew is entitled
to growl. It keeps thuh hoomins on THEIR toes not yers.

Little Kitty, BCC
Dispatcher, Catmerica Police Department

"CatTayls" wrote in message
ps.com...
Ize gonna keep my purr motor going fur yew, Panda. Good thing thuh
fekshun bug in itz traks or else we wud get thuh Tuff Gurl Kitteez on
it. Yew just rest and enjoy all thuh attenshun. And yew is entitled
to growl. It keeps thuh hoomins on THEIR toes not yers.

Little Kitty, BCC
Dispatcher, Catmerica Police Department

Meee tuuu, Panda ov Growlee Toes.
I'yl keep purrink furr awl da 'fekshunz tu go uhway .

Pitoonya