sekrit santa stuff

Well, ower Meowmie toled usses dat she mayled dat SS pakij befur she
wentid away, but tewday her gottid a emayl askin why she hadn't sent
her pakij, er let da coortinater no. I fink dat Meowmie musta bin
loosin' her marblez.....
WE gottid ower SS pakij, but da Meowmie sez no openin's til Kissamouse
EVe. No fayr! Kitty abuse!
(Loud howling from Paco, Charlrlie, Orangie and Midnite...Miss Kali Ko
just looks at all of them as if they are going nots, and turns and
walks away.)

Hihi dat iz like at ourown houze. Kauze da gobernor messed up in Ill. da
gramby anna Auntie soft had ta go to sum meetings and da man hooman waz
sposed ta mail da pakage. Him forgotted so da Gramby mailed itself
yesterday. Deeze hoomanz iz nuff to driff a kitty nutz sumeitmez.
wrote in message
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Well, ower Meowmie toled usses dat she mayled dat SS pakij befur she
wentid away, but tewday her gottid a emayl askin why she hadn't sent
her pakij, er let da coortinater no. I fink dat Meowmie musta bin
loosin' her marblez.....
WE gottid ower SS pakij, but da Meowmie sez no openin's til Kissamouse
EVe. No fayr! Kitty abuse!
(Loud howling from Paco, Charlrlie, Orangie and Midnite...Miss Kali Ko
just looks at all of them as if they are going nots, and turns and
walks away.)

Well, whateffer et iz, it will be worf da wate, effen if et gits tew yew
wate.
Diz tyme uff yeer is sew bizzy at da pwace were dey mayle fings. Bizzy n
sew furry krazy, We r furry happee we gots 9 Kissamouse kards...da hoomins
only gotted 3 sew far but we kittiez gots more dan dem. I wuv diz idear.
Usses kitties sending eech other happee kards.
We sent a prezzie tew (not telling)..... n I hoap et gitz dere soon.
Meowmie gotted mad wen I wanted tew eet da rapping paper. Well, hur jest
waffed at mee,. I gabe hurself a wook...
Harrumph!
Mosey

"Granby"
Hihi dat iz like at ourown houze. Kauze da gobernor messed up in Ill. da
gramby anna Auntie soft had ta go to sum meetings and da man hooman waz
sposed ta mail da pakage. Him forgotted so da Gramby mailed itself
yesterday. Deeze hoomanz iz nuff to driff a kitty nutz sumeitmez.
Well, ower Meowmie toled usses dat she mayled dat SS pakij befur she
wentid away, but tewday her gottid a emayl askin why she hadn't sent
her pakij, er let da coortinater no. I fink dat Meowmie musta bin
loosin' her marblez.....
WE gottid ower SS pakij, but da Meowmie sez no openin's til Kissamouse
EVe. No fayr! Kitty abuse!
(Loud howling from Paco, Charlrlie, Orangie and Midnite...Miss Kali Ko
just looks at all of them as if they are going nots, and turns and
walks away.)

wrote in message
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Well, ower Meowmie toled usses dat she mayled dat SS pakij befur she
wentid away, but tewday her gottid a emayl askin why she hadn't sent
her pakij, er let da coortinater no. I fink dat Meowmie musta bin
loosin' her marblez.....
WE gottid ower SS pakij, but da Meowmie sez no openin's til Kissamouse
EVe. No fayr! Kitty abuse!
(Loud howling from Paco, Charlrlie, Orangie and Midnite...Miss Kali Ko
just looks at all of them as if they are going nots, and turns and
walks away.)

I gotted mine Sekrit Santa pakaje tuday!
Meowmee tookt da owtur rappink off, an shur enuff, dere wuz lot an lotz
ov liddul pakagiz, moztlee rappt. Meowmee offurt me juzt wun ting da
choyze ovva fluffy bawl or uh kyute liddul kolort meowze. I tuult da
bawl.
Awl da rezt wuz ar inna purdy red givt bag
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