A Purrcell!

We wotched as da postmanwoman came up tu thu door an knokked. Harry
deesided tu see if dare wus any dustbunnies unner da sofa. I onna
uffur paw wus furry brave an went tu thu door with granny jist inna
case she wus mugget.
Thu purrcell wus put onna shelf even tho I told granny I wanted tu
inspectimikate it. An we wus told tu wate until Meomie came in frum
wurk. HUH ! Kittiez dussnt lyke watein!
Meomie came in effentually an I wus showin hur an showin hur da
purrcell n she neffur paid me any attenshun. Well Finally I knokked it
offa da shelf n she looked atta purrcell Oh! is furda boyz she sed.
Well we nue dat! She put it bak onna shelf an sed wate til
kissamouse...Wate ! !

Tell yu, us boyz (notted Harry) is gonna wate til tunite an wese gonna
open dat purrcell yu see if we dussnt!
Da Gordon Boyz (notted Harry) lookin furward tu Kissamouse.