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You're *Doing* It Wrong!
If you've seen the movie Mr. Mom, you know the line. Unfortunately,
Mookie's seen it too, and has taken to using said quote on a fairly regular basis these days. Here I am, trying to be a good mother. Does he appreciate it? I don't know yet. Anyway, back to the good mother thing. The boy is getting on in years, and I've listened to him lumbering down the stairs to get to his "potty" for a couple of months now. I decided it was time to bring the box upstairs and save his little body from the pounding. So I went out & bought some plexiglass to put up against the walls (he does enjoy a good spray now and again) and under the litterbox in the 'puter/dining (no more) room. Then I brought in my Ionic Breeze Quadra to keep the room smelling good, and showed Mookie his new WC. It took him a few days to get with the program and stop going down to the cellar. And then I did it... I started shutting the cellar door because there was no longer any need to keep it ajar. Well, the boy, when he is awake, screams at the top of his "Meezer" lungs, "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" as he stands in front of the closed door... waiting... for one of the hoomin twits to put things right. Anybody got a good chiropractor I can borrow? I'm so wrapped around his little paw I can't straighten out!!! M&M |
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"Mary Pelis" wrote snip I started shutting the cellar door because there was no longer any need to keep it ajar. Well, the boy, when he is awake, screams at the top of his "Meezer" lungs, "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" as he stands in front of the closed door... waiting... for one of the hoomin twits to put things right. LOL! They do hate change, don't they? Anybody got a good chiropractor I can borrow? I'm so wrapped around his little paw I can't straighten out!!! I think I need one too. ;o) -- Marina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki |
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"Mary Pelis" wrote snip I started shutting the cellar door because there was no longer any need to keep it ajar. Well, the boy, when he is awake, screams at the top of his "Meezer" lungs, "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" as he stands in front of the closed door... waiting... for one of the hoomin twits to put things right. LOL! They do hate change, don't they? Anybody got a good chiropractor I can borrow? I'm so wrapped around his little paw I can't straighten out!!! I think I need one too. ;o) -- Marina, Frank and Nikki Email marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/frankiennikki |
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Aw, cute little guy -- how about an upstairs and downstairs "commode"?
Christine "Mary Pelis" wrote in message ... If you've seen the movie Mr. Mom, you know the line. Unfortunately, Mookie's seen it too, and has taken to using said quote on a fairly regular basis these days. Here I am, trying to be a good mother. Does he appreciate it? I don't know yet. Anyway, back to the good mother thing. The boy is getting on in years, and I've listened to him lumbering down the stairs to get to his "potty" for a couple of months now. I decided it was time to bring the box upstairs and save his little body from the pounding. So I went out & bought some plexiglass to put up against the walls (he does enjoy a good spray now and again) and under the litterbox in the 'puter/dining (no more) room. Then I brought in my Ionic Breeze Quadra to keep the room smelling good, and showed Mookie his new WC. It took him a few days to get with the program and stop going down to the cellar. And then I did it... I started shutting the cellar door because there was no longer any need to keep it ajar. Well, the boy, when he is awake, screams at the top of his "Meezer" lungs, "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" as he stands in front of the closed door... waiting... for one of the hoomin twits to put things right. Anybody got a good chiropractor I can borrow? I'm so wrapped around his little paw I can't straighten out!!! M&M |
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Aw, cute little guy -- how about an upstairs and downstairs "commode"?
Christine "Mary Pelis" wrote in message ... If you've seen the movie Mr. Mom, you know the line. Unfortunately, Mookie's seen it too, and has taken to using said quote on a fairly regular basis these days. Here I am, trying to be a good mother. Does he appreciate it? I don't know yet. Anyway, back to the good mother thing. The boy is getting on in years, and I've listened to him lumbering down the stairs to get to his "potty" for a couple of months now. I decided it was time to bring the box upstairs and save his little body from the pounding. So I went out & bought some plexiglass to put up against the walls (he does enjoy a good spray now and again) and under the litterbox in the 'puter/dining (no more) room. Then I brought in my Ionic Breeze Quadra to keep the room smelling good, and showed Mookie his new WC. It took him a few days to get with the program and stop going down to the cellar. And then I did it... I started shutting the cellar door because there was no longer any need to keep it ajar. Well, the boy, when he is awake, screams at the top of his "Meezer" lungs, "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" as he stands in front of the closed door... waiting... for one of the hoomin twits to put things right. Anybody got a good chiropractor I can borrow? I'm so wrapped around his little paw I can't straighten out!!! M&M |
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