Tew Awl Diplocats

Hhhi Mosey, Diplocat 2 Catnada heer

Yer bootiful nayme tags have gotten deelibbered an I want tew gib dem tew
yourselfs. Wud yoo be avaible tew come over tew mine hoam Tooesday inna
daytime, round 3 pm? I'll mayke sum nip tea n sum deezurtz n
yew kan see da bitties tew. Clarence, yoo r inbited tew.
Fangu
Mosey
--hoping Tabifa will bee heer tew

"Mosey =^..^="
Hhhi Mosey,
Yer bootiful nayme tags have gotten deelibbered an I want tew gib dem tew
yourselfs. Wud yoo be avaible tew come over tew mine hoam Tooesday inna
daytime, round 3 pm? I'll mayke sum nip tea n sum deezurtz n
yew kan see da bitties tew. Clarence, yoo r inbited tew.
Fangu
Mosey
--hoping Tabifa will bee heer tew
I chaynged mine mind anna took da nayme tags offer tew da bowteek n gabe dem
tew Pitô.ônya hoo kan gib dem tew yoo wen yew pix up yer outfitz. Sawry,
Iam not in da mood fur compuny rite now wif Tabitha missing and I resigned
frum beng Diplocat 2 Catnada cuz famlee comes furst. Im not gonna be at da
seremony or the banqwit eether. I am jest gonna stay hoam n be wif da
bitties n furgit bout politix. I hope yew unnerstand. Yoo r awl welcome
tew come tew my, um our hoam n see da bitties inny time. Pweeze kall me
furst. 000-0001 iz my fone fingy nummer n my cellfone fingy nummer iz
000-0002.
Fangu fur yer unnerstanding
Gonna go tayke a cuddlenap with thuh bitties
I wuv yoo awl
Mosey
Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurring