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Old January 26th 07, 02:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default New Kitty in Town (kinda long)

way kule, Trudi, a black and white tuxido, we are glad you picked dat hooman
hersef iz one of da finezt, Trudi welcomin herown new furnd
Anti Shado wrote in message
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HiHi, kitties. :::smallish, fine boned, mostly black with bits of
white, short haired tuxie quietly approaches the edge of the group on
the beach:::

I'ze new here. Sum ov you might know my new hooman, Shado. Until
Memorial Day of 2006 she was Meowmie to Boogie da HarpurrCat. He went
to da bridge, but I'm wif her now. I'ze heard dat dis was a funfun
playce fur kittiez and dat I wud make lotsa new furrends.

About a week ago, mine former hoomins took me to da TED place attid da
Army base inna Seoul Korea. Dey left me dere becuz dey had a hooman
kitten commin anna dey wuz fraid I wud hurt it. I woud NOT have
hurttid da hooman kitten, no matter how small or noisey or stinky it
wuz, but dats besides da point. Da TED people puttid me inna cage. It
wuz a big cage, but it wuz a cage none da less. Dey wuz nice to me
anna lettid me owt to play, so it wuzn't too bad, I guess. Dere wuzza
grumpy kitty dat wuz also surrendered by hiz fambly fur being angry and
peeing inna da howse cuz he cudn't go inna owt no more. Dere wuz also
a furry noisy baby kitten dat wuz skeered anna yelled alla day long.

Yesterday, a hooman lady anna hoomin man camed into da rum where we wuz
imprizzened inna cages. Dey luked attid me, anna at old grumpy pants,
anna da skeered kitten. Dey wuz nice anna gentle anna qwiet. Dey new
gud cat manners. I liked dem. Dey lefted wifout enny ov us anna we
wuz dissapointed. Dat nite, after dey turned offa most of da lites
anna da d*gs in da back part of da room gottid qwiet, anna da babykitty
stopped yellin, I gottid sleepy anna musta dozed off. Next thing I
knew, dere wuz a whole clowder of cats standing outside mine cage.
Dere wuz a big, long haired tuxie, a blue point and a seel point
meezer, a BIG black cat wif yello eyes, anna caramel and white long
hair wif caramel smudges onna hiz noze. It wuz kinda dark, but I swear
I could see rite frew dem. Dey wuz nice tho, so I wazn't afraid.

DA big tuxie camed up to da bage bars anna we sniffed nozes anna he
began to tell me about hiz hoomins. Hiz Meowmie anna Paw anna how gud
dey wuz to him. Alla da ofur kitties nodded in agreement dat dese were
gud hoomins. Den da tuxie told me dat da hoomans dat camed to visit us
dat day wuz dem anna I shud go home wif dem when dey came back tomorrow
because dey, specially da hooman lady, needed a new kitty to luf. I
didn't fink dey wud come back, but I towld dat tuxie dat if dey camed
back, I wud be cute anna charming anna ask to go home wif dem.

Dey camed back, just like dat tuxie sed, anna I confinced dem to take
me home. Dat's where I am rite now. The lady hooman calls me MuShu
cuz dat's what my owld hoomans called me. I haven't told her my true
name yet, but iffen I decides to stay wif dem, den I will. So far, I
likes dem...they gives gud pets anna skritches, anna da fud's pretty
gud, too.

So I hope you'ze don't mind if I join da groop. Looks like you're
hafin fun here. Can I play, too?

regards,
Mu



  #12  
Old January 27th 07, 05:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
FurrsomeThreesome
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How-de-do, MuShu!

Welcum. We iz presently thee Furrsome Threesome, an' we knowed sum uv
yor humin's past kitties, sertinly dear Boogie. Boogie plays at da
Brij wif sum ov ower past kitties (we's bin as menny as a foursome,
sumtimes a two, ya know.) Yew's in a gud plase thar.

I'ze Blue, curreint Spokescat and Manager of menny things. I'm a
manager cuz I gots an offise and looks over my humins and de offer
cats.

Da big loudly squeeky wun thar I don't snuggle is da Sprout!. She's
OK. But she's big and ruff and bounces tu much.

Da guy thar lukkin like a mangey rat with a tube in his neck is my
him-cat Maui, hoo's hadda ruff few munths but TED finally figgered owt
what wuz wrong so we're fixing him - whar he WUZ broke - for the next
few munths.

Welcome agin!

Blue, greetings manager

On Jan 24, 6:41 am, "Anti Shado" wrote:
HiHi, kitties. :::smallish, fine boned, mostly black with bits of
white, short haired tuxie quietly approaches the edge of the group on
the beach:::

I'ze new here. Sum ov you might know my new hooman, Shado. Until
Memorial Day of 2006 she was Meowmie to Boogie da HarpurrCat. He went
to da bridge, but I'm wif her now. I'ze heard dat dis was a funfun
playce fur kittiez and dat I wud make lotsa new furrends.

About a week ago, mine former hoomins took me to da TED place attid da
Army base inna Seoul Korea. Dey left me dere becuz dey had a hooman
kitten commin anna dey wuz fraid I wud hurt it. I woud NOT have
hurttid da hooman kitten, no matter how small or noisey or stinky it
wuz, but dats besides da point. Da TED people puttid me inna cage. It
wuz a big cage, but it wuz a cage none da less. Dey wuz nice to me
anna lettid me owt to play, so it wuzn't too bad, I guess. Dere wuzza
grumpy kitty dat wuz also surrendered by hiz fambly fur being angry and
peeing inna da howse cuz he cudn't go inna owt no more. Dere wuz also
a furry noisy baby kitten dat wuz skeered anna yelled alla day long.

Yesterday, a hooman lady anna hoomin man camed into da rum where we wuz
imprizzened inna cages. Dey luked attid me, anna at old grumpy pants,
anna da skeered kitten. Dey wuz nice anna gentle anna qwiet. Dey new
gud cat manners. I liked dem. Dey lefted wifout enny ov us anna we
wuz dissapointed. Dat nite, after dey turned offa most of da lites
anna da d*gs in da back part of da room gottid qwiet, anna da babykitty
stopped yellin, I gottid sleepy anna musta dozed off. Next thing I
knew, dere wuz a whole clowder of cats standing outside mine cage.
Dere wuz a big, long haired tuxie, a blue point and a seel point
meezer, a BIG black cat wif yello eyes, anna caramel and white long
hair wif caramel smudges onna hiz noze. It wuz kinda dark, but I swear
I could see rite frew dem. Dey wuz nice tho, so I wazn't afraid.

DA big tuxie camed up to da bage bars anna we sniffed nozes anna he
began to tell me about hiz hoomins. Hiz Meowmie anna Paw anna how gud
dey wuz to him. Alla da ofur kitties nodded in agreement dat dese were
gud hoomins. Den da tuxie told me dat da hoomans dat camed to visit us
dat day wuz dem anna I shud go home wif dem when dey came back tomorrow
because dey, specially da hooman lady, needed a new kitty to luf. I
didn't fink dey wud come back, but I towld dat tuxie dat if dey camed
back, I wud be cute anna charming anna ask to go home wif dem.

Dey camed back, just like dat tuxie sed, anna I confinced dem to take
me home. Dat's where I am rite now. The lady hooman calls me MuShu
cuz dat's what my owld hoomans called me. I haven't told her my true
name yet, but iffen I decides to stay wif dem, den I will. So far, I
likes dem...they gives gud pets anna skritches, anna da fud's pretty
gud, too.

So I hope you'ze don't mind if I join da groop. Looks like you're
hafin fun here. Can I play, too?

regards,
Mu


  #13  
Old January 28th 07, 04:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Anti Shado
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On Jan 25, 10:22 am, "ChildFree23" wrote:
Meow, Mu! I'm Kitty Schottland. I am Boogie Da Harpurr Cat's widow.
Welcome to the community! Do you have a job yet? How old are you? Are you
a boy or a girl? Have you been fixedwhennotbroke yet?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
Queen Of The Moggies
Listkeeper - Back Claw Cats Club"Anti Shado" wrote in ooglegroups.com...


Mu furry respectfully walks over to the lovely tortie lady.

It's good to meet you, ma'am. You iz da ladycat dat da big tuxie
towld me about when he bisited me atta da doption room. He wuz rite,
you iz luffly. He sed to tell you dat he feels fine now anna is
watchin ofur you.

To answer yer qwestions, I'ze got no job 'cept fur learnin about mine
new hoomans. Dat mite take a while as deyre so diffrent frum my ofur
ones. Dese hoomans actually want me to get onna dere laps anna dey
pets me when I do. I'ze not used to dat! Da lady hoomin keeps
talking about toyz, too. I don't unnerstand, but I'ze tryin.

I'ze a three yeers owld boykitty anna da ofur hoomans got me tutored,
anna dey also stolled mine frunt claws. Da new hooman lady anna man
wuz not happee bout that. Dey said sumfin about thinkin it was a
badbad fing. I'ze OK about it now, although I don't like to have mine
frunt paws touched much. Da hooman lady touches dem, but she rubs
gentle anna it feels pretty gud.

Dere's lots about my new hoomans dat I don't unnerstand. Like why
dere always talking to me, anna why dey wants toys and such, anna why
dey seems so happy when I hang out wif dem. My owld hoomans nefer did
anyfing like dat. Dey just kept mine fud anna water full anna
lidderbox clean.

Fangu fur da welkum, Ma'am

  #14  
Old January 29th 07, 12:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ann
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Default New Kitty in Town (kinda long)

Hello Mu, I'm Samwise Kitty. Welcome to the community.

Your humans talk to you and give you toys because they love you. They enjoy
having you around with them.

--
read Sam's blog at http://kittens-3.blogspot.com/
see pictures of Sam at http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/ann791/my_photos
"Anti Shado" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Jan 25, 10:22 am, "ChildFree23" wrote:
Meow, Mu! I'm Kitty Schottland. I am Boogie Da Harpurr Cat's widow.
Welcome to the community! Do you have a job yet? How old are you? Are
you
a boy or a girl? Have you been fixedwhennotbroke yet?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
Queen Of The Moggies
Listkeeper - Back Claw Cats Club"Anti Shado" wrote
in ooglegroups.com...


Mu furry respectfully walks over to the lovely tortie lady.

It's good to meet you, ma'am. You iz da ladycat dat da big tuxie
towld me about when he bisited me atta da doption room. He wuz rite,
you iz luffly. He sed to tell you dat he feels fine now anna is
watchin ofur you.

To answer yer qwestions, I'ze got no job 'cept fur learnin about mine
new hoomans. Dat mite take a while as deyre so diffrent frum my ofur
ones. Dese hoomans actually want me to get onna dere laps anna dey
pets me when I do. I'ze not used to dat! Da lady hoomin keeps
talking about toyz, too. I don't unnerstand, but I'ze tryin.

I'ze a three yeers owld boykitty anna da ofur hoomans got me tutored,
anna dey also stolled mine frunt claws. Da new hooman lady anna man
wuz not happee bout that. Dey said sumfin about thinkin it was a
badbad fing. I'ze OK about it now, although I don't like to have mine
frunt paws touched much. Da hooman lady touches dem, but she rubs
gentle anna it feels pretty gud.

Dere's lots about my new hoomans dat I don't unnerstand. Like why
dere always talking to me, anna why dey wants toys and such, anna why
dey seems so happy when I hang out wif dem. My owld hoomans nefer did
anyfing like dat. Dey just kept mine fud anna water full anna
lidderbox clean.

Fangu fur da welkum, Ma'am



 




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