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Old July 15th 05, 06:52 AM
Mary
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"Alison" wrote in message
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"-L." wrote in message
ups.com...


Mary wrote:
Who wants to start a new fund? The Get Dan Mental Help for his
Pathological Lying Fund.

I pledge $200.



26 posts in this thread alone - and God knows how many in others

here
and at H+B. YOU, my dear, are the one who needs mental help.
Desperately.

-L.


Mary's a pathological poster. The more she posts, the more posts
she gets back; the more posts she gets back, the more she needs.
She's like Audrey, the man eating plant from The Little Shop of
Horrors. FEED ME FEED ME and the more she feeds, the bigger a monster
she becomes.
Alison


Wow. It's uncanny. You are absolutely right. And terribly brilliant.


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Old July 15th 05, 06:58 AM
Mary
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equalizer wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 08:26:57 -0400, "whitershadeofpale"
wrote:


"Wendy" wrote in message
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"Meghan Noecker" wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 01:29:48 GMT, Justin L
wrote:


Anepanigas, Bulle, Aphersiry, Bingly, and Thruts.

Are other people seeing new text from them, or do you just get the
quoted material also?

It is just someone being an idiot


Thanks. I just figured they were real people from the rpca group, and
the posts just weren't working right.


--
Meghan & the Zoo Crew
Equine and Pet Photography
http://www.zoocrewphoto.com

Probably equalizer in a lot of cases. The headers look similar to his.



Why...lets just ask EQ

EQ? Can you show me how to do that?

I have a few ideas, I'd like to implement.
Hoo Haa!




Just a stupid little utility I found:
http://www.gammadyne.com/rndword.htm

You'll have to excuse me, sometimes cheap thrills are worth a few
laughs. I'm done now.

This thing is pretty cool -- it even comes with a random insult
generator:

Stanky Oversensitive Blathering Whale Of A Woman
Offensive Carpet-Licking Husky Sociopath
Flaccid Loud Yes-Man
Huffy Butt-Face
Beaver-Licking Unenlightened Street-Trash
Smutty Airheaded Cock-Teasing Brown Noser
Dickless Inconsequential Frugal Back-Stabber
Scheming Boner-Biting Snivelling Planet Of A Woman
High-Maintenance Unbearable Demeaning Mental Case
Mentally Disturbed Greasy Whore
Soul-Stealing Dumb****
Sex-Crazed Repulsive Ass-Master
Bootlicking Drama Queen
Trifling Butt-Munching Sheep-Shagger
Barnyard-Buggering Revolting Flatulent Piece Of ****
Inferior Self-Destructive Gullible Psychopath


This could revolutionize flame wars! Thanks alot for asking me about
this thing, Barry. I was just about to have a little fun with the insult
generator, and now you spoiled it, you Muff-Diving Softheaded
Inexperienced Geezer.You're such an emaciated failure, you noisome
Rectum-Riding Cocky Sack Of ****. Geezus! Such a bellyaching fruitcake
Rectum-Reaming Poor Gerbal-Loving Pillow-Biter could never be any more
than a Surly Showboating Bombastic Butt-Pirate!


Butt pirate!! hahaha! I love this thing.


 




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