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What do you put on a Fractal sandwich?
Mandlebrot-wurst *runs out of the room* Hugs Kyla |
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On Oct 30, 12:19*pm, "Kyla =^..^=" wrote:
What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst *runs out of the room* Hugs Kyla Groan. (and, YAY! nerd humor! My favorite obscure nerdy joke is: what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!) |
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"Caroline S." ... On Oct 30, 12:19 pm, "Kyla =^..^=" : What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst *runs out of the room* Hugs Kyla Groan. (and, YAY! nerd humor! My favorite obscure nerdy joke is: what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!) Groan Kyla |
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Caroline S. wrote:
"Kyla =^..^=" wrote: What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst I just watched a show about Mandelbrot and fractals *last night*. That's quite a coincidence! (Well, maybe not - did you also just watch that show?) It was on "Nova", a one-hour science program on public TV. Yowie responded: (and, YAY! nerd humor! My favorite obscure nerdy joke is: what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!) LOL!! On the other hand, a vector and a scalar can be multiplied, can't they? The product is another vector. (Reaching back over the years, trying to remember...) So I guess that means that when a mountain climber and a mosquito have children together, they produce more mosquitoes? -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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bastXXXette Caroline S. : "Kyla =^..^=" wrote: What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst I just watched a show about Mandelbrot and fractals *last night*. That's quite a coincidence! (Well, maybe not - did you also just watch that show?) It was on "Nova", a one-hour science program on public TV. I've seen it before and IIRC, David Gilmour from Pink Floyd was playing the music for the show, 'if' that was the same one. I love fractals, you can really get lost in them I used to have a fractal screensaver, Yowie responded: (and, YAY! nerd humor! My favorite obscure nerdy joke is: what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!) LOL!! On the other hand, a vector and a scalar can be multiplied, can't they? The product is another vector. (Reaching back over the years, trying to remember...) So I guess that means that when a mountain climber and a mosquito have children together, they produce more mosquitoes? LOL. I'm kind of clueless when it comes to 'real' math, however, even though my late Dad was a math teacher at the same High School when I was there. "That' was fun...not. High School 1960-63..boy that was light years ago Kyla -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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Kyla =^..^= wrote:
What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst *runs out of the room* Hugs Kyla A prime cut. |
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On Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:44:49 +0000, bastXXXette wrote:
Caroline S. wrote: "Kyla =^..^=" wrote: What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst I just watched a show about Mandelbrot and fractals *last night*. That's quite a coincidence! (Well, maybe not - did you also just watch that show?) It was on "Nova", a one-hour science program on public TV. Yowie responded: (and, YAY! nerd humor! My favorite obscure nerdy joke is: what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!) LOL!! On the other hand, a vector and a scalar can be multiplied, can't they? The product is another vector. (Reaching back over the years, trying to remember...) So I guess that means that when a mountain climber and a mosquito have children together, they produce more mosquitoes? In the context of vectors, "cross" means to compute a cross product between two 2D vectors in three space (and no scalars). Look up "cross product" for more detail. -- T.E.D. ) MST (Missouri University of Science and Technology) used to be UMR (University of Missouri - Rolla). |
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"Ted Davis" On Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:44:49 +0000, bastXXXette wrote: Caroline S. "Kyla =^..^=" What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst I just watched a show about Mandelbrot and fractals *last night*. That's quite a coincidence! (Well, maybe not - did you also just watch that show?) It was on "Nova", a one-hour science program on public TV. Yowie responded: (and, YAY! nerd humor! My favorite obscure nerdy joke is: what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!) LOL!! On the other hand, a vector and a scalar can be multiplied, can't they? The product is another vector. (Reaching back over the years, trying to remember...) So I guess that means that when a mountain climber and a mosquito have children together, they produce more mosquitoes? In the context of vectors, "cross" means to compute a cross product between two 2D vectors in three space (and no scalars). Look up "cross product" for more detail. Grabs head and screams "the maaaath...the maaaaaaaath" Kyla Who loves the show NUMB3RS -- T.E.D. ) MST (Missouri University of Science and Technology) used to be UMR (University of Missouri - Rolla). |
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Hey Kyla, you started this...........! As my Bob used to say, if you can't
run with the Big Dogs, stay on the porch. You can sit beside me. "Kyla =^..^=" wrote in message ... "Ted Davis" On Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:44:49 +0000, bastXXXette wrote: Caroline S. "Kyla =^..^=" What do you put on a Fractal sandwich? Mandlebrot-wurst I just watched a show about Mandelbrot and fractals *last night*. That's quite a coincidence! (Well, maybe not - did you also just watch that show?) It was on "Nova", a one-hour science program on public TV. Yowie responded: (and, YAY! nerd humor! My favorite obscure nerdy joke is: what do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scalar!) LOL!! On the other hand, a vector and a scalar can be multiplied, can't they? The product is another vector. (Reaching back over the years, trying to remember...) So I guess that means that when a mountain climber and a mosquito have children together, they produce more mosquitoes? In the context of vectors, "cross" means to compute a cross product between two 2D vectors in three space (and no scalars). Look up "cross product" for more detail. Grabs head and screams "the maaaath...the maaaaaaaath" Kyla Who loves the show NUMB3RS -- T.E.D. ) MST (Missouri University of Science and Technology) used to be UMR (University of Missouri - Rolla). |
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Ted Davis wrote:
In the context of vectors, "cross" means to compute a cross product between two 2D vectors in three space (and no scalars). Look up "cross product" for more detail. But you can multiply a matrix by a scalar, can't you? That's not the same as a cross product. You just multiply each element in the matrix by the scalar, so that each element of the resulting matrix contains the product of the corresponding element in the original matrix and the scalar. At least that's what I remember from linear algebra, which I studied 28 years ago. So, although you can't *cross* a mountain climber with a mosquito, they can multiply. -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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