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Da trip to da Mountains
O T slowly puts out his paw to the bigbig bear. Nize ta meet you Harry.
Diz iz a bootifulz plaze. O T puts his paw back down to side and slowly as not to draw attention, counts his claws to make sure they are still there. That Bear sure had a bigbig paw! "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:14:08 -0600, Granby wrote: O T sees the big bears and hopes Harri iz rite bout dem beink friendlee. He rubs Harri behind her ear, I fink it iz OK if we kall diz place Cleocatra's mountain retreat. Affer all, it wuz her faforite plaze and effery plaze needs a gudgud name. Dat's furry nice! [Harri wipes a tear from her eye] O T looks around in wonder as they land on the back lawn. He has never seen a place such as this. Harri dere iza a Bear ofver dere, a bigbig onez, u sure him iz friendlee? [After shutting down the engine and fastening the tie-down straps Harri climbs up onto the nose of the plane. She spots a large black bear at the edge of the woods only a couple hundred yards away, so she sticks her paw in her mouth and whistles loudly. The bear comes lumbering towards the plane.] Hey, Harry! Long time no see. Dis is OT - him an me is gettin winked on May. OT, dis is Harry Bear. Him is in charge of security here. Harri "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:27:31 -0600, Granby wrote: O T slowly opens his eyes. Missing the water tower by inches was enough for him. He looks down and has to agree with his Harri that it is beautiful. Diz iz realli grate, dem mountainz liiks like lota of fun. [Harri cuts the throttle back a ways and allows the plane to descend slowly. She flies a looping pattern over the Big Bear Valley. To the north and northeast she and OT can see the Mojave Desert stretching off towards Las Vegas; to the south and southeast they see the Banning Pass, Palm Springs, Mount San Gorgonio and San Jacinto, and the low desert. Towards the west they can make out the glitter of the Pacific Ocean.] I'z furry glad dat we duzn't lif here any more, but it is purrty to visit. Oh, look down dere - dere's da Snow Summit Ski Area, an dere's Goldmine. Dere's Cleocatra's - 'scuze me, da Communities's - mountain place, and up da hill from da mountain place is da Community ski area. An it looks like da patrol bears is on duty, keepin da hoomins away from da Community areas. I'll land us on da back lawn. Harri |
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Da trip to da Mountains
On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:14:46 -0600, Granby wrote:
O T slowly puts out his paw to the bigbig bear. Nize ta meet you Harry. Diz iz a bootifulz plaze. O T puts his paw back down to side and slowly as not to draw attention, counts his claws to make sure they are still there. That Bear sure had a bigbig paw! Let's go into da howse and look around. [Harri takes OT by the paw and leads him to the main entry door, which is standing open. As they enter the building they hear an elderly cat call to them:] May I help you? Stevenson, itz me, Harri Roadcat. An dis is OT - me an him iz gettin winked. OT, dis is Stevenson. Him was Cleocatra's majordomo, an now him is runnin dis place. Stevenson: Mr. OT, I'm pleased to meet you. Miss Roadcat, please allow me to express my heartfelt condolences on the passing of your sister. All of here are still grieving her loss - she was well loved. I hope that you both will consider performing your wedwink ceremony here, as Her Highness would have enjoyed that greatly. Harri: Datz just what we waz finking about. We'd just like to look around an see what's here and how it would work. Duz you haf rooms afailable of we wants to spend a cupple of days here? Stevenson: But of course! I'll have the staff prepare a suite. And of course Chef would love to have an opportunity to prepare a special meal for guests. May I inform him that you will join us this evening? Harri: I fink so. Iz dat ok wif yourownself, OT? |
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Da trip to da Mountains
O T looks around at the elegant room. Umm oh yez dat iz fine wiff
myownself, anyfing u wantz Harri. He nods to Stevenson in greeting. Fangu for welkoming uzes here. He can almost feel the closeness of HRH Cleo knowing how much she loved the place. He pulls Harri back a step. Duz u feel Cleo here, like her iz smillink at uaez? U kuden haff piked a bedder plaze mineown Harri. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:14:46 -0600, Granby wrote: O T slowly puts out his paw to the bigbig bear. Nize ta meet you Harry. Diz iz a bootifulz plaze. O T puts his paw back down to side and slowly as not to draw attention, counts his claws to make sure they are still there. That Bear sure had a bigbig paw! Let's go into da howse and look around. [Harri takes OT by the paw and leads him to the main entry door, which is standing open. As they enter the building they hear an elderly cat call to them:] May I help you? Stevenson, itz me, Harri Roadcat. An dis is OT - me an him iz gettin winked. OT, dis is Stevenson. Him was Cleocatra's majordomo, an now him is runnin dis place. Stevenson: Mr. OT, I'm pleased to meet you. Miss Roadcat, please allow me to express my heartfelt condolences on the passing of your sister. All of here are still grieving her loss - she was well loved. I hope that you both will consider performing your wedwink ceremony here, as Her Highness would have enjoyed that greatly. Harri: Datz just what we waz finking about. We'd just like to look around an see what's here and how it would work. Duz you haf rooms afailable of we wants to spend a cupple of days here? Stevenson: But of course! I'll have the staff prepare a suite. And of course Chef would love to have an opportunity to prepare a special meal for guests. May I inform him that you will join us this evening? Harri: I fink so. Iz dat ok wif yourownself, OT? |
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"Granby" wrote: O T looks around at the elegant room. Umm oh yez dat iz fine wiff myownself, anyfing u wantz Harri. He nods to Stevenson in greeting. Fangu for welkoming uzes here. He can almost feel the closeness of HRH Cleo knowing how much she loved the place. He pulls Harri back a step. Duz u feel Cleo here, like her iz smillink at uaez? U kuden haff piked a bedder plaze mineown Harri. Yep, dis was herz faforite place. I *do* feel her presence. I fink we needz to spend da nite here. Dat might let us feel more of Cleo's energy. Harri |
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On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:31:35 -0600, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yep, dis was herz faforite place. I *do* feel her presence. I fink we needz to spend da nite here. Dat might let us feel more of Cleo's energy. Harri [Harri and OT wander through the estate, examining everything they find. The ballroom, the banquet hall, the indoor and outdoor swimming pools, the kitty-sized gym, the libraries, the works of art and statues. Chef prepares a wonderful dinner, which OT and Harri share with the house staff. After dinner everybody relaxes in the study with a lovely fire burning in the fireplace, nip brandies in paw, remembering Cleopatra and how she touched their lives. Stevenson shares tales most of the other kitties have never heard, about Cleo's acts as a statescat and mediator. After a wonderful, relaxing evening OT and Harri retire to the suite Stevenson had prepared for them, and they both fall into a deep, restful sleep. Harri and OT can both be seen twitching just a little as they sleep.] YAWWWNNNNNN Uh - where am I? Oh yeah - Cleo's. OT, OT, wake up! I had da greatest dream! Cleo was here, an was talking to us! [OT stretches, yawns, and stretches again] OT: Huh? Hmmm??? Where... what... Oh yeah, Cleo's. Dream? I had dat dream too! Harri: You haz a fur on yourz head - it's a Cleo fur! It's silver wif black stripes. It wasn't dere when we goed to sleep. OT: You duz too! An look - paw prints dat aren't mine an arent' yours! Da door was locked - it still is - but dere's extra paw prints. Harri: She bisited us! Fangu fur bisiting, Cleo. I fink her patted bof of us on ourown headz. |
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On 7 Jan 2009 14:33:39 GMT, Harri Roadcat's nimble, little paws typed:
Harri: She bisited us! Fangu fur bisiting, Cleo. I fink her patted bof of us on ourown headz. Awww, dis is so tuchink. You iz boff furry lucky kitties! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/7/2009 12:43:06 PM |
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Da trip to da Mountains
O T who knows Harri is a spcial kitty now knows for sure HRH Cleo approves
of their wedwink. Ok Harri, letz haff breakfast and den you kan showz me da out of diz plaze. If it iz half az grate az da In, who wud wanto to leaf diz plaze. hopez dem big bearz haz had der breakfast. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:31:35 -0600, Harri Roadcat wrote: Yep, dis was herz faforite place. I *do* feel her presence. I fink we needz to spend da nite here. Dat might let us feel more of Cleo's energy. Harri [Harri and OT wander through the estate, examining everything they find. The ballroom, the banquet hall, the indoor and outdoor swimming pools, the kitty-sized gym, the libraries, the works of art and statues. Chef prepares a wonderful dinner, which OT and Harri share with the house staff. After dinner everybody relaxes in the study with a lovely fire burning in the fireplace, nip brandies in paw, remembering Cleopatra and how she touched their lives. Stevenson shares tales most of the other kitties have never heard, about Cleo's acts as a statescat and mediator. After a wonderful, relaxing evening OT and Harri retire to the suite Stevenson had prepared for them, and they both fall into a deep, restful sleep. Harri and OT can both be seen twitching just a little as they sleep.] YAWWWNNNNNN Uh - where am I? Oh yeah - Cleo's. OT, OT, wake up! I had da greatest dream! Cleo was here, an was talking to us! [OT stretches, yawns, and stretches again] OT: Huh? Hmmm??? Where... what... Oh yeah, Cleo's. Dream? I had dat dream too! Harri: You haz a fur on yourz head - it's a Cleo fur! It's silver wif black stripes. It wasn't dere when we goed to sleep. OT: You duz too! An look - paw prints dat aren't mine an arent' yours! Da door was locked - it still is - but dere's extra paw prints. Harri: She bisited us! Fangu fur bisiting, Cleo. I fink her patted bof of us on ourown headz. |
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Da trip to da Mountains
On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:16:32 -0600, Granby wrote:
O T who knows Harri is a spcial kitty now knows for sure HRH Cleo approves of their wedwink. Ok Harri, letz haff breakfast and den you kan showz me da out of diz plaze. If it iz half az grate az da In, who wud wanto to leaf diz plaze. hopez dem big bearz haz had der breakfast. [Harri and OT find their way down to the kitchen, where Chef is busy experimenting at the stove.] Ah, chatons, good morning! You are just in ze time. I have preparing some new breakfast meals zat you must be trying. Zees one ez zee oeufs - err, zee eggs - wif tender morsels of zee boeuf de rôti - err, zee roasted beast. Et zees one is ze mackerel poissons - er, fishies, ageen wif ze eggs, et wiz zee caviar. Et of course wiz ze fine sauce for both of zem. Here, try a leetle bit of each. And here we haf zee premium kittie égrugez - err, zee kibble - wiz zee heavy cream zat has been prepared such zat it won't irritate zee tummys of ze kittys zat are lactose intolerant. Here, eat, eat! You mus tell me what you think of zee new dishes! |
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Da trip to da Mountains
After sampling and the finishink his portion of each of the meals, O T rub
his ful tummy and turns to the Chef. Dat iz da bestiz fudz I haff ever eaten. Fangu so much. I kant say dat one waz bedder dan da ofther, it wuz all d-licius. He covers his mouth with a paw just in time to stop a large burp from escaping. Sorryz Harri but dat fud waz all realli gudgud. Beauty would have loved any of it. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:16:32 -0600, Granby wrote: O T who knows Harri is a spcial kitty now knows for sure HRH Cleo approves of their wedwink. Ok Harri, letz haff breakfast and den you kan showz me da out of diz plaze. If it iz half az grate az da In, who wud wanto to leaf diz plaze. hopez dem big bearz haz had der breakfast. [Harri and OT find their way down to the kitchen, where Chef is busy experimenting at the stove.] Ah, chatons, good morning! You are just in ze time. I have preparing some new breakfast meals zat you must be trying. Zees one ez zee oeufs - err, zee eggs - wif tender morsels of zee boeuf de rôti - err, zee roasted beast. Et zees one is ze mackerel poissons - er, fishies, ageen wif ze eggs, et wiz zee caviar. Et of course wiz ze fine sauce for both of zem. Here, try a leetle bit of each. And here we haf zee premium kittie égrugez - err, zee kibble - wiz zee heavy cream zat has been prepared such zat it won't irritate zee tummys of ze kittys zat are lactose intolerant. Here, eat, eat! You mus tell me what you think of zee new dishes! |
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Da trip to da Mountains
On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:39:24 -0600, Granby wrote:
After sampling and the finishink his portion of each of the meals, O T rub his ful tummy and turns to the Chef. Dat iz da bestiz fudz I haff ever eaten. Fangu so much. I kant say dat one waz bedder dan da ofther, it wuz all d-licius. He covers his mouth with a paw just in time to stop a large burp from escaping. Sorryz Harri but dat fud waz all realli gudgud. Beauty would have loved any of it. Mr. Chef sir, dat was eggzelent fudz! When OT an me haz our wedwink here mebbe you could work wif Fluffykitz makin da fudz? Iz would luf to haf some of dat wunnerful stuff like you just made. [As Chef whistles happily at the compliments and turns back to his stove, Harri leads OT out onto the west lawn. A wide swatch of natural grasses grows from the buildings out to the edge of the forest. Gardens of native flowers are interspersed around the plot, evidently well tended. A rose garden is centered in the lawn directly in front of the estate's master entrance.] I was finking maybe we could use one of da gardens for ourz wedwink ceremony. What do youz fink of dis rose garden? Or would you prefer one of da offur gardens, wif da native fowlers? Harri |
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