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Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... Kristi |
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