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#41
October 29th 04, 02:31 AM
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Teleporter frum Ontario tutchiz down, an owt step a pretty petite wite wif grey kitty warin a stunnin royil bloo gown wif gold trim, anna rathur frayl older blak kitty warin a tuxedo. Dey pull owt a dollee on witch dey plays a hewj vawz wif hunnridz uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbunz. Dey go tu da entrans tu da ballroom an set abowt der wurk setting up da gestbuk tabil. Wuns in plays, Kissa playsiz da saym luvlee linin an lays kloth dat Laura yewzed last yeer on da taybil an wipez away a teer. Vinnie handz hur da elegant gestbuk witch she playsiz on da tabil. A brass inkwell wif a bloo plume pen is playsed besyd da gestbuk. Da finishing tutch is a crystil vase wif gold trim, witch howldz a single red rose an a sprig uv rosemary fur rememfrans. Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa [Black cat turns to excited orange boy.] Yew didn't kno hur, but Laura Ann Mihstol wuz ar sisfur. She left fur the Bridj soon aftur I joyned da famlee. She wuz a furrry strong-minded ladee cat ana Ralph ana ar mewma luffed hur furry much. [Black cat signs the book with a florish before handing the pen to the orange boy.] Fredrick Tomo Spawn, House of David Clyde Albert Bokzachoklitz [after a nudge, he crosses owt Bokzachoklitz] Gump 
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#42
October 29th 04, 03:55 AM
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"JGW" wrote in message ... [snipped for bandwidth] Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa Blak and tan tabby wif wite, splendorus in a flammingo pink gown, hugz Vinnie and Kissa and reashoorz them that Laura Ann is here in spirit and furry prowd of them. She began a wunnerful tradishun and we will alwayz rememfur her. Taking the pen, she sines in wif a delikat penmanship Gretchen Marie, House of Knop small brown tabby leads her clowder to the table, thinking of Laura, certain she appreciates that her job has been taken up by dear friends Mietze, House of Patterson/Guyette Norville, House of Patterson/Guyette Neko, House of Patterson/Guyette Azad, House of Patterson/Guyette Buster Badseed, House of Patterson/Guyette Ella, House of Patterson/Guyette [Teleporter opens once again and a bigbig bunch of cats emerge an sign in:] Salmonberry, proud in her freshly cleaned pinkcat furz, wearing a partly eaten corsage of pussy willows, accompanied by a handsome wite-wif-charcoal-spots local boycat named Gregory an hiz momcat Paws 'n' Whiskers, a lovely blackcat with tiny wite locket Salmonberry, Gregory an Paws'n'Whiskers, Ize dont beeleef weez met. Ize Kissa, Ralph de Ralph's wedwink. How nys uv yu tu kum. Kissa, pawing Salmonberry an Paws'n'Whiskers a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin, an givvin Gregory a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin Poppy, wif hiz gudgud frend of menny yeerz Bootsie, happy to see her an be wif her once again for dis grate occashun Well hello Poppy an Bootsie. Ize dont beeleef Ize met yu eiffur. Glad yu cud kum. Kissa, pawing Poppy a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin, an Bootsie a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin Miranda-banda, wearing a magnificent lapis-and-gold necklace with pendent of Bast and matching earrings given to her by her hunny Winston, tummy swishing prowdly an tayle flipping wildly, accompanied by her handsome winkwink Winston Why Miranda-banda, itz so nys tu see yu agin. An dont yu luk luvlee! Winston, gud tu see yu tu, an mite Ize add yur a furry lukkee kitty. Vinnie, pawing Miranda-banda a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin an Winston a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin Sprint, shyly making her debut wif George, JMCC graduate and now of House of Graf Mine gudniss George, hooz dis luvlee laydee yewv gottid wif yu? Ize glad tu see yu heer. Yewv kum a long way frum "da kewb" Vinnie, pawing George a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin an Sprint a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin Teva an Jasper, paw in paw, who finally decided to make their winkwindom public this year Teva an Jasper, how nys tu see yu. Concatulashunz on yur winkwinkdom; yu mayk a luvlee kuppil. Kissa, pawing Teva a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin an pawing wun tied wif a bloo ribin tu Jasper Pandora Pussycat, smiling broadly an carrying a packet of bugs an a thermos of nip tea, paw in paw wif her wonderful winkwink Talisker Pippin, carrying a thick plaid poncho an a cuppla sheepskins Pandora Pussycat an Talisker Pippin, weez glad yu cud mayk it. Vinnie, pawing Pandora Pussycat a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin an Talisker Pippen a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin Orange VC, scanning the crowd for his gudgud frend Major, who he is so happy had enough lives to make it to dis happy occasion Itz so nys tu see yu Orange. Vinnie shaykz Orange'z paw, an pawz him a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin NImbus Cloud and Stone, gudgud frends after all these yeers, hanging shyly back a liddle to survey da crowd Kissa notisiz tu kittiez hanging bak an goze offur tu dem Hihi, mine naym iz Kissa, an Ize Ralph de Ralph's wedwink. Ize purrleezed tu meetchew. Purrleez kum offur an sine da gestbul an get yur orkidz.
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#43
October 29th 04, 03:55 AM
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"JGW" wrote in message ... [snipped for bandwidth] Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa Blak and tan tabby wif wite, splendorus in a flammingo pink gown, hugz Vinnie and Kissa and reashoorz them that Laura Ann is here in spirit and furry prowd of them. She began a wunnerful tradishun and we will alwayz rememfur her. Taking the pen, she sines in wif a delikat penmanship Gretchen Marie, House of Knop small brown tabby leads her clowder to the table, thinking of Laura, certain she appreciates that her job has been taken up by dear friends Mietze, House of Patterson/Guyette Norville, House of Patterson/Guyette Neko, House of Patterson/Guyette Azad, House of Patterson/Guyette Buster Badseed, House of Patterson/Guyette Ella, House of Patterson/Guyette [Teleporter opens once again and a bigbig bunch of cats emerge an sign in:] Salmonberry, proud in her freshly cleaned pinkcat furz, wearing a partly eaten corsage of pussy willows, accompanied by a handsome wite-wif-charcoal-spots local boycat named Gregory an hiz momcat Paws 'n' Whiskers, a lovely blackcat with tiny wite locket Salmonberry, Gregory an Paws'n'Whiskers, Ize dont beeleef weez met. Ize Kissa, Ralph de Ralph's wedwink. How nys uv yu tu kum. Kissa, pawing Salmonberry an Paws'n'Whiskers a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin, an givvin Gregory a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin Poppy, wif hiz gudgud frend of menny yeerz Bootsie, happy to see her an be wif her once again for dis grate occashun Well hello Poppy an Bootsie. Ize dont beeleef Ize met yu eiffur. Glad yu cud kum. Kissa, pawing Poppy a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin, an Bootsie a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin Miranda-banda, wearing a magnificent lapis-and-gold necklace with pendent of Bast and matching earrings given to her by her hunny Winston, tummy swishing prowdly an tayle flipping wildly, accompanied by her handsome winkwink Winston Why Miranda-banda, itz so nys tu see yu agin. An dont yu luk luvlee! Winston, gud tu see yu tu, an mite Ize add yur a furry lukkee kitty. Vinnie, pawing Miranda-banda a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin an Winston a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin Sprint, shyly making her debut wif George, JMCC graduate and now of House of Graf Mine gudniss George, hooz dis luvlee laydee yewv gottid wif yu? Ize glad tu see yu heer. Yewv kum a long way frum "da kewb" Vinnie, pawing George a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin an Sprint a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin Teva an Jasper, paw in paw, who finally decided to make their winkwindom public this year Teva an Jasper, how nys tu see yu. Concatulashunz on yur winkwinkdom; yu mayk a luvlee kuppil. Kissa, pawing Teva a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin an pawing wun tied wif a bloo ribin tu Jasper Pandora Pussycat, smiling broadly an carrying a packet of bugs an a thermos of nip tea, paw in paw wif her wonderful winkwink Talisker Pippin, carrying a thick plaid poncho an a cuppla sheepskins Pandora Pussycat an Talisker Pippin, weez glad yu cud mayk it. Vinnie, pawing Pandora Pussycat a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin an Talisker Pippen a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin Orange VC, scanning the crowd for his gudgud frend Major, who he is so happy had enough lives to make it to dis happy occasion Itz so nys tu see yu Orange. Vinnie shaykz Orange'z paw, an pawz him a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin NImbus Cloud and Stone, gudgud frends after all these yeers, hanging shyly back a liddle to survey da crowd Kissa notisiz tu kittiez hanging bak an goze offur tu dem Hihi, mine naym iz Kissa, an Ize Ralph de Ralph's wedwink. Ize purrleezed tu meetchew. Purrleez kum offur an sine da gestbul an get yur orkidz.
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#44
October 29th 04, 03:58 AM
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"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in message ... Arlene Knop had some very interesting things to say about Da Gestbuk: Blak and tan tabby wif wite, splendorus in a flammingo pink gown, hugz Vinnie and Kissa and reashoorz them that Laura Ann is here in spirit and furry prowd of them. She began a wunnerful tradishun and we will alwayz rememfur her. Taking the pen, she sines in wif a delikat penmanship Gretchen Marie, House of Knop Big brown tabby produces unreadable scribble [Mom's note: he gets his pawwriting from his Dad (snicker)]. Felix, House of Blaylock -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom Felix, itz nys tu see yu agin dis yeer. Howv yu bin? Vinnie, pawing Felix a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin
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#45
October 29th 04, 03:58 AM
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"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in message ... Arlene Knop had some very interesting things to say about Da Gestbuk: Blak and tan tabby wif wite, splendorus in a flammingo pink gown, hugz Vinnie and Kissa and reashoorz them that Laura Ann is here in spirit and furry prowd of them. She began a wunnerful tradishun and we will alwayz rememfur her. Taking the pen, she sines in wif a delikat penmanship Gretchen Marie, House of Knop Big brown tabby produces unreadable scribble [Mom's note: he gets his pawwriting from his Dad (snicker)]. Felix, House of Blaylock -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom Felix, itz nys tu see yu agin dis yeer. Howv yu bin? Vinnie, pawing Felix a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin
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#46
October 29th 04, 04:02 AM
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"Gabrielle" wrote in message ... Teleporter frum Ontario tutchiz down, an owt step a pretty petite wite wif grey kitty warin a stunnin royil bloo gown wif gold trim, anna rathur frayl older blak kitty warin a tuxedo. Dey pull owt a dollee on witch dey plays a hewj vawz wif hunnridz uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbunz. Dey go tu da entrans tu da ballroom an set abowt der wurk setting up da gestbuk tabil. Wuns in plays, Kissa playsiz da saym luvlee linin an lays kloth dat Laura yewzed last yeer on da taybil an wipez away a teer. Vinnie handz hur da elegant gestbuk witch she playsiz on da tabil. A brass inkwell wif a bloo plume pen is playsed besyd da gestbuk. Da finishing tutch is a crystil vase wif gold trim, witch howldz a single red rose an a sprig uv rosemary fur rememfrans. Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa Blak and tan tabby wif wite, splendorus in a flammingo pink gown, hugz Vinnie and Kissa and reashoorz them that Laura Ann is here in spirit and furry prowd of them. She began a wunnerful tradishun and we will alwayz rememfur her. Taking the pen, she sines in wif a delikat penmanship Gretchen Marie, House of Knop Gretchen Marie; Ize jist luv yur gown! Yu luk stunnin! Kissa wif Vinnie, hoo pawz a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin tu Gretchen Marie Yes, GM, yew ar stunning! Ralph de Ralf, holding Kissa's paw Ralphee; der yu ar! Ware did yu disappeer tu? Kissa lukz behynd Ralph an seez a dollee wif anoffur larj vaze ful uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbinz O gud, Ize glad yu brot mor. Derz kwite a turnowt tunite. Kissa, givvin Ralphee a big smoochee
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#47
October 29th 04, 04:02 AM
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"Gabrielle" wrote in message ... Teleporter frum Ontario tutchiz down, an owt step a pretty petite wite wif grey kitty warin a stunnin royil bloo gown wif gold trim, anna rathur frayl older blak kitty warin a tuxedo. Dey pull owt a dollee on witch dey plays a hewj vawz wif hunnridz uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbunz. Dey go tu da entrans tu da ballroom an set abowt der wurk setting up da gestbuk tabil. Wuns in plays, Kissa playsiz da saym luvlee linin an lays kloth dat Laura yewzed last yeer on da taybil an wipez away a teer. Vinnie handz hur da elegant gestbuk witch she playsiz on da tabil. A brass inkwell wif a bloo plume pen is playsed besyd da gestbuk. Da finishing tutch is a crystil vase wif gold trim, witch howldz a single red rose an a sprig uv rosemary fur rememfrans. Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa Blak and tan tabby wif wite, splendorus in a flammingo pink gown, hugz Vinnie and Kissa and reashoorz them that Laura Ann is here in spirit and furry prowd of them. She began a wunnerful tradishun and we will alwayz rememfur her. Taking the pen, she sines in wif a delikat penmanship Gretchen Marie, House of Knop Gretchen Marie; Ize jist luv yur gown! Yu luk stunnin! Kissa wif Vinnie, hoo pawz a wite orkid tied wif a gold ribbin tu Gretchen Marie Yes, GM, yew ar stunning! Ralph de Ralf, holding Kissa's paw Ralphee; der yu ar! Ware did yu disappeer tu? Kissa lukz behynd Ralph an seez a dollee wif anoffur larj vaze ful uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbinz O gud, Ize glad yu brot mor. Derz kwite a turnowt tunite. Kissa, givvin Ralphee a big smoochee
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#48
October 29th 04, 04:07 AM
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"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in message ... Heather wrote: Teleporter frum Ontario tutchiz down, an owt step a pretty petite wite wif grey kitty warin a stunnin royil bloo gown wif gold trim, anna rathur frayl older blak kitty warin a tuxedo. Dey pull owt a dollee on witch dey plays a hewj vawz wif hunnridz uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbunz. The teleporter sparkles and hums again, and the Highland kitties and their neighbors step out. Cleopatra is already inside, dancing with her winkwink. Amelia and Tabitha had been here earlier setting up the food, but had returned home to prepare. Tabitha is wearing a deep maroon dress with a beautiful necklace, and steps out looking somewhat akward in her unaccustomed finery. Amelia, more relaxed, steps out wearing a simple gold necklace, and with her fur finely brushed. A few moments pass, then Samuel rushes out wearing his wedwink tuxedo but with his cummerbund twisted around backwards. Tabitha see this, grabs him as he walks past, and straightens him out. Mouse Cat then comes through the 'porter, also wearing his tux from Sammy and Lilith's wedwink, and missing his best girlcat Dyna. He is followed by another tux-clad kitty, ShortTail Tom, who begins looking around eagerly for his beloved OEJ. Tabitha, yu luk luvlee! Amelia, yur neklas iz bewtiful! Yu luk furry hansum tunite Samuel. Kissa, pawing a wite orkid wif a gold ribbin tu Tabitha an Amelia, an a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin tu Samuel Mouse Cat, Short Tail Tom, Ize dont beeleef Ize had da pleshur. Ize Kissa an dis iz mine wedwink Ralph de Ralph. Aa dis iz mine broffur Vinnie. Kissa, pawing bof Mouse Cat an Short Tail Tom wite orkidz tied wif bloo ribbinz Dey go tu da entrans tu da ballroom an set abowt der wurk setting up da gestbuk tabil. Wuns in plays, Kissa playsiz da saym luvlee linin an lays kloth dat Laura yewzed last yeer on da taybil an wipez away a teer. Vinnie handz hur da elegant gestbuk witch she playsiz on da tabil. A brass inkwell wif a bloo plume pen is playsed besyd da gestbuk. Da finishing tutch is a crystil vase wif gold trim, witch howldz a single red rose an a sprig uv rosemary fur rememfrans. Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa
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#49
October 29th 04, 04:07 AM
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"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in message ... Heather wrote: Teleporter frum Ontario tutchiz down, an owt step a pretty petite wite wif grey kitty warin a stunnin royil bloo gown wif gold trim, anna rathur frayl older blak kitty warin a tuxedo. Dey pull owt a dollee on witch dey plays a hewj vawz wif hunnridz uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbunz. The teleporter sparkles and hums again, and the Highland kitties and their neighbors step out. Cleopatra is already inside, dancing with her winkwink. Amelia and Tabitha had been here earlier setting up the food, but had returned home to prepare. Tabitha is wearing a deep maroon dress with a beautiful necklace, and steps out looking somewhat akward in her unaccustomed finery. Amelia, more relaxed, steps out wearing a simple gold necklace, and with her fur finely brushed. A few moments pass, then Samuel rushes out wearing his wedwink tuxedo but with his cummerbund twisted around backwards. Tabitha see this, grabs him as he walks past, and straightens him out. Mouse Cat then comes through the 'porter, also wearing his tux from Sammy and Lilith's wedwink, and missing his best girlcat Dyna. He is followed by another tux-clad kitty, ShortTail Tom, who begins looking around eagerly for his beloved OEJ. Tabitha, yu luk luvlee! Amelia, yur neklas iz bewtiful! Yu luk furry hansum tunite Samuel. Kissa, pawing a wite orkid wif a gold ribbin tu Tabitha an Amelia, an a wite orkid tied wif a bloo ribbin tu Samuel Mouse Cat, Short Tail Tom, Ize dont beeleef Ize had da pleshur. Ize Kissa an dis iz mine wedwink Ralph de Ralph. Aa dis iz mine broffur Vinnie. Kissa, pawing bof Mouse Cat an Short Tail Tom wite orkidz tied wif bloo ribbinz Dey go tu da entrans tu da ballroom an set abowt der wurk setting up da gestbuk tabil. Wuns in plays, Kissa playsiz da saym luvlee linin an lays kloth dat Laura yewzed last yeer on da taybil an wipez away a teer. Vinnie handz hur da elegant gestbuk witch she playsiz on da tabil. A brass inkwell wif a bloo plume pen is playsed besyd da gestbuk. Da finishing tutch is a crystil vase wif gold trim, witch howldz a single red rose an a sprig uv rosemary fur rememfrans. Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa
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#50
October 29th 04, 04:12 AM
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"Gabrielle" wrote in message ... Teleporter frum Ontario tutchiz down, an owt step a pretty petite wite wif grey kitty warin a stunnin royil bloo gown wif gold trim, anna rathur frayl older blak kitty warin a tuxedo. Dey pull owt a dollee on witch dey plays a hewj vawz wif hunnridz uv wite orkidz tied wif bloo an gold ribbunz. Dey go tu da entrans tu da ballroom an set abowt der wurk setting up da gestbuk tabil. Wuns in plays, Kissa playsiz da saym luvlee linin an lays kloth dat Laura yewzed last yeer on da taybil an wipez away a teer. Vinnie handz hur da elegant gestbuk witch she playsiz on da tabil. A brass inkwell wif a bloo plume pen is playsed besyd da gestbuk. Da finishing tutch is a crystil vase wif gold trim, witch howldz a single red rose an asprig uv rosemary fur rememfrans. Dey bof stand bak an luk at da taybil wif sad memreez uv Laura, an hope sheez lukkin down an approovz. Vinnie an Kissa [A huge white & grey tabby cat steps forward from the shadows, collecting himself, while an elegant black cat walks behind him, followed by a scampering orange boy, all wearing black tuxedos with blue ties and gold vests.] Mine gudniss Ralphee, dont yu luk hansum tunite. hewj hug Fred, how nys tu finalee meetchew in furrsun, an liddle Clyde, yu luk so kewt in yur liddle tuxedo. Matthias iz arownd heer sumware. Heez bin waytin fur yu tu git heer. Vinnie, Kissa . . . mine sisfur Laura wud be offurkum. Diz iz purrrfekt. [Ralph picks up Laura's blue plumed pen and gently brushes it against his whiskers, then signs his name.] Ralph de Ralf, House of David Fangu Ralphee. Dat meenz so mutch tu mineself. Ize wantid effuryfing tu be purrfekt. [He hands the pen to his wedwink.] Haff yew sined the book yet, my deer? Akshullee Ize havvnt yet. Fangu fur remindin mineself Kissa, takin da plume pen an sining hur naym: Mrs. Kissa Rennie-David
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