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  #21  
Old May 11th 11, 07:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On May 11, 2:05*pm, Booker wrote:
On 5/11/2011 5:35 AM, Cheryl wrote:





On 2011-05-11 6:53 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
well ifin a kittee hasta sweep inna owt, onna burlapz iza gud pwaze MH


It wuznt a stray kittee, it wuz wun uf thu well-nown naybourhood
inannaout cats. So he hadda home.


Meomie iz always a bit surprized wen sumhoomins lets theer cats Out
heer, cuz she haznt dun it sinz thu late Mandy wuz neerly kilt by a
motormonstur. We GITS out, sumtymes...


That street iz less bizzy then owerown, butted still... theer iz soso
meny cats inna nayborhod wat gits kilt or jus vanishes. Itz wurs in
summa suburb-type playces. Meomie hazza fren hoose Out cat wuz kilt by a
d*g a wile bak. Furry nasty. D*gs iz sposed tu be onna leesh or inna
fensed area at all tymes, but they iznt, spayshully in sum playces.


Weze in unless a hoomin is snoopervizin us in da bak yard. Dey sez weze
too fluffy to getz ovur da fence an dey bloked all da holes. Dey letz us
out rite before feeding tyme too, so weze alwayz hungri an go runnin in
when we heer da fud bowlz.

Booker, finkin heze been tricked.- Hide quoted text -

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Gnot tew surpwizing dat yoo gotted twikked wike dat, Booker, since yoo
da cat dat twayded a gnise soff qwilt fur a bag ob manoor.
MeOwy, beweefs in 2 eech his own.
  #22  
Old May 11th 11, 08:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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we iz nefur 'lowed inna owt, whic iz fine wif mineself, der iz no kibblez
inna owt, anna no cowch inna owt, derfore no rezun fur da owt... but der iz
stuffsta sniff, chester...


"Booker" wrote in message
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On 5/11/2011 5:35 AM, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-05-11 6:53 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
well ifin a kittee hasta sweep inna owt, onna burlapz iza gud pwaze MH


It wuznt a stray kittee, it wuz wun uf thu well-nown naybourhood
inannaout cats. So he hadda home.

Meomie iz always a bit surprized wen sumhoomins lets theer cats Out
heer, cuz she haznt dun it sinz thu late Mandy wuz neerly kilt by a
motormonstur. We GITS out, sumtymes...

That street iz less bizzy then owerown, butted still... theer iz soso
meny cats inna nayborhod wat gits kilt or jus vanishes. Itz wurs in
summa suburb-type playces. Meomie hazza fren hoose Out cat wuz kilt by a
d*g a wile bak. Furry nasty. D*gs iz sposed tu be onna leesh or inna
fensed area at all tymes, but they iznt, spayshully in sum playces.


Weze in unless a hoomin is snoopervizin us in da bak yard. Dey sez weze
too fluffy to getz ovur da fence an dey bloked all da holes. Dey letz us
out rite before feeding tyme too, so weze alwayz hungri an go runnin in
when we heer da fud bowlz.

Booker, finkin heze been tricked.



  #23  
Old May 11th 11, 08:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Wee iz neffer ulaowd owt eethur, eich iz fyne wiff usses tew, cuz wike yew
awl, dere iz no fudz, no cowchz, no sawft chayerz, no toys, but lotza bad
d*gs n rakoomz n pozzumz, n bad hoomins, n fazt karz, sew wee wike et in da
IN, n we git tew smell da owt wen meomie opunz da big gwazz doar n we
sniffsiff fru da skreen . Et smelz sew gud den. yeUP. Mosey


we iz nefur 'lowed inna owt, whic iz fine wif mineself, der iz no kibblez
inna owt, anna no cowch inna owt, derfore no rezun fur da owt... but der iz
stuffsta sniff, chester...


well ifin a kittee hasta sweep inna owt, onna burlapz iza gud pwaze MH


It wuznt a stray kittee, it wuz wun uf thu well-nown naybourhood
inannaout cats. So he hadda home.

Meomie iz always a bit surprized wen sumhoomins lets theer cats Out
heer, cuz she haznt dun it sinz thu late Mandy wuz neerly kilt by a
motormonstur. We GITS out, sumtymes...

That street iz less bizzy then owerown, butted still... theer iz soso
meny cats inna nayborhod wat gits kilt or jus vanishes. Itz wurs in
summa suburb-type playces. Meomie hazza fren hoose Out cat wuz kilt by a
d*g a wile bak. Furry nasty. D*gs iz sposed tu be onna leesh or inna
fensed area at all tymes, but they iznt, spayshully in sum playces.


Weze in unless a hoomin is snoopervizin us in da bak yard. Dey sez weze
too fluffy to getz ovur da fence an dey bloked all da holes. Dey letz us
out rite before feeding tyme too, so weze alwayz hungri an go runnin in
when we heer da fud bowlz.

Booker, finkin heze been tricked.


  #24  
Old May 11th 11, 10:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On May 11, 7:05*pm, Booker wrote:
On 5/11/2011 5:35 AM, Cheryl wrote:









On 2011-05-11 6:53 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
well ifin a kittee hasta sweep inna owt, onna burlapz iza gud pwaze MH


It wuznt a stray kittee, it wuz wun uf thu well-nown naybourhood
inannaout cats. So he hadda home.


Meomie iz always a bit surprized wen sumhoomins lets theer cats Out
heer, cuz she haznt dun it sinz thu late Mandy wuz neerly kilt by a
motormonstur. We GITS out, sumtymes...


That street iz less bizzy then owerown, butted still... theer iz soso
meny cats inna nayborhod wat gits kilt or jus vanishes. Itz wurs in
summa suburb-type playces. Meomie hazza fren hoose Out cat wuz kilt by a
d*g a wile bak. Furry nasty. D*gs iz sposed tu be onna leesh or inna
fensed area at all tymes, but they iznt, spayshully in sum playces.


Weze in unless a hoomin is snoopervizin us in da bak yard. Dey sez weze
too fluffy to getz ovur da fence an dey bloked all da holes. Dey letz us
out rite before feeding tyme too, so weze alwayz hungri an go runnin in
when we heer da fud bowlz.

Booker, finkin heze been tricked.


Dis is wat happenz tu usses! N we awlways falls fur it! Dees hoomins
ar deefeeyus... but wat can we du? Huh?

Harry da feelyne hoofur
  #25  
Old May 12th 11, 03:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Wee iz neffer ulaowd owt eethur, eich iz fyne wiff usses tew, cuz wike yew
awl, dere iz no fudz, no cowchz, no sawft chayerz, no toys, but lotza bad
d*gs n rakoomz n pozzumz, n bad hoomins, n fazt karz, sew wee wike et in da
IN, n we git tew smell da owt wen meomie opunz da big gwazz doar n we
sniffsiff fru da skreen . Et smelz sew gud den. yeUP. Mosey


we iz nefur 'lowed inna owt, whic iz fine wif mineself, der iz no kibblez
inna owt, anna no cowch inna owt, derfore no rezun fur da owt... but der iz
stuffsta sniff, chester...


well ifin a kittee hasta sweep inna owt, onna burlapz iza gud pwaze MH


It wuznt a stray kittee, it wuz wun uf thu well-nown naybourhood
inannaout cats. So he hadda home.

Meomie iz always a bit surprized wen sumhoomins lets theer cats Out
heer, cuz she haznt dun it sinz thu late Mandy wuz neerly kilt by a
motormonstur. We GITS out, sumtymes...

That street iz less bizzy then owerown, butted still... theer iz soso
meny cats inna nayborhod wat gits kilt or jus vanishes. Itz wurs in
summa suburb-type playces. Meomie hazza fren hoose Out cat wuz kilt by a
d*g a wile bak. Furry nasty. D*gs iz sposed tu be onna leesh or inna
fensed area at all tymes, but they iznt, spayshully in sum playces.


Weze in unless a hoomin is snoopervizin us in da bak yard. Dey sez weze
too fluffy to getz ovur da fence an dey bloked all da holes. Dey letz us
out rite before feeding tyme too, so weze alwayz hungri an go runnin in
when we heer da fud bowlz.

Booker, finkin heze been tricked.


Gnot tew surpwizing dat yoo gotted twikked wike dat, Booker, since yoo
da cat dat twayded a gnise soff qwilt fur a bag ob manoor.
MeOwy, beweefs in 2 eech his own.


But ai fot yew gotted boff.. uh bag uff manoor ANNA gnise soff qwilt tew,
Booker...am ai rite ubaowt dat?
Mosey--wiff no manoor or qwilt. n ai hab tew goh tew TED tewmorrow tew hab
mai teef kleened...grumblez...ai m sew pathetik...

  #26  
Old May 12th 11, 05:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 5/11/2011 2:42 PM, rafflescat wrote:

Dis is wat happenz tu usses! N we awlways falls fur it! Dees hoomins
ar deefeeyus... but wat can we du? Huh?

Harry da feelyne hoofur


I fink weze needz to send dem ALL to bootkamp.

Huff.

Booker
  #27  
Old May 20th 11, 05:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
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On Mon, 09 May 2011 10:33:53 -0700, Booker wrote:

She waz gone qwiltin fur a hole week, she tuk all ov ar fabrik sleepin
spotz away. Dey is bak now.

Weze behind reedin an riting in rpcc.

Booker


Efurry once in a while ourz Meowmie takes away all of our fabrik sleepin
spotz too. When her does, as soon as her brings dem home again we all
make sure to get dem all nicely covered wif furs again.

Ranger


Dis iz a nevver-endin battle heer. I triez myown bestest to keep myown end
uv da kouch dekkyratid wif myown furz, but Meowmie keeps takin da furz away.
How iz I spozed to kuntribyoot to makin dis a nice home?

Rebecca


  #28  
Old May 20th 11, 11:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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a kittee could go bawld tryint ta hep datz fur sure, Barbi
"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
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On Mon, 09 May 2011 10:33:53 -0700, Booker wrote:

She waz gone qwiltin fur a hole week, she tuk all ov ar fabrik sleepin
spotz away. Dey is bak now.

Weze behind reedin an riting in rpcc.

Booker


Efurry once in a while ourz Meowmie takes away all of our fabrik sleepin
spotz too. When her does, as soon as her brings dem home again we all
make sure to get dem all nicely covered wif furs again.

Ranger


Dis iz a nevver-endin battle heer. I triez myown bestest to keep myown end
uv da kouch dekkyratid wif myown furz, but Meowmie keeps takin da furz
away. How iz I spozed to kuntribyoot to makin dis a nice home?

Rebecca



  #29  
Old May 21st 11, 01:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs Lachatte
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On Fri, 20 May 2011 05:49:52 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

a kittee could go bawld tryint ta hep datz fur sure, Barbi


But dis iz da time ob da yeer for dis, y'know! I iz doing mine part by
depositing my luffly winter coat awl ober da compartment!

It luks wike snowfwakes. And mine human uses dat growlmonster to pick
dem up!

Da indignitty!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/20/2011 7:59:16 PM
  #30  
Old May 21st 11, 02:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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yez but der iza purnt fur uses shorter haired kitteez when it kan be a
stress ta keep up wiffa growl monzterz, barbi
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
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On Fri, 20 May 2011 05:49:52 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

a kittee could go bawld tryint ta hep datz fur sure, Barbi


But dis iz da time ob da yeer for dis, y'know! I iz doing mine part by
depositing my luffly winter coat awl ober da compartment!

It luks wike snowfwakes. And mine human uses dat growlmonster to pick
dem up!

Da indignitty!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/20/2011 7:59:16 PM



 




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