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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
On Thu, 19 May 2011 03:20:56 -0500, Gramby wrote:
At diz houze we now haz nu fudz. We izn gettink az muchez az afore. Onlee O T iz fluffi and we shud not hafta suffer. I iz a small kittie and needz muchez fud. Willow waitingf for her gushie fudz dat gramby forgot diz nite Mebbe you all needz to sit on da floor in front of da Gramby and meow pitifully, den fall over from weakness. Mebbe dat would convince her to gif you more crunchy fudz an gooshy fudz. Meanwhile I can 'port ofer some cans of Fancy Feetz and some of ourz kibble (though it's kinda yucky - Blue Buffalo grain-free) to tide you all over. Harri |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
i dunno 'bowt dat shortage... soft sayz we iz hurkin lezz sinze we started
eatin da blue wilderness wif lezz grainz... butted, ifin ursef needsa getz efin, du whut i did onze, i klimbed allaway to da top offa cold box thingy, den whennaa furree kamed to make hizown coffee i hurked allway akrozz da kitchum anna juzt missed hisef... on purpose mind, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On May 17, 9:09 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf) wrote: Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds! ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber lisenz tu myownself den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs me sum fuds...but neber bery much der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted lateli, dat izent tru enny moar ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape. Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact. She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health. I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want to EVER have to. My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed 14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly young cat: almost 25% too much. So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to say. She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every 12 hours, as I can. Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows. She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I do give her some extra food. I'm only human, after all. Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all right away. I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised. But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either. Terribul! Has yu chekked fur a hole inna fudbole? (Dats wat I tell Meomie wen she wemarks on da fud purroblum of it awl bein eetin) Onyee dis mowrnin I had tu show hur a hurk dat wus onna stare n wus deposited by a sumkat, den wen I wanted more fud, I wus told dat I'd had enuff....Ise starfin! I sympurrfise my furrend....wats we gonna do? Harry, projectile pyookur. |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
nw dat iza gud idermint, Trudi, amking a note
"Sundance" wrote in message ... Harry, maybe yoo needz a noo stratajee. Maybe yoo shud tell yurown Meowmie dat da hurk wuz frum yoo, evin tho it wuz frum da sumkatz. Dat way, she mite know dat yoo didnt akshooully dijest doze fudz an dat yoo needz sum mor. Sundance "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On May 17, 9:09 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf) wrote: Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds! ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber lisenz tu myownself den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs me sum fuds...but neber bery much der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted lateli, dat izent tru enny moar ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape. Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact. She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health. I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want to EVER have to. My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed 14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly young cat: almost 25% too much. So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to say. She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every 12 hours, as I can. Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows. She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I do give her some extra food. I'm only human, after all. Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all right away. I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised. But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either. Terribul! Has yu chekked fur a hole inna fudbole? (Dats wat I tell Meomie wen she wemarks on da fud purroblum of it awl bein eetin) Onyee dis mowrnin I had tu show hur a hurk dat wus onna stare n wus deposited by a sumkat, den wen I wanted more fud, I wus told dat I'd had enuff....Ise starfin! I sympurrfise my furrend....wats we gonna do? Harry, projectile pyookur. |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
make hersef gif ursef more gushee fudsta make up, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message ... At diz houze we now haz nu fudz. We izn gettink az muchez az afore. Onlee O T iz fluffi and we shud not hafta suffer. I iz a small kittie and needz muchez fud. Willow waitingf for her gushie fudz dat gramby forgot diz nite "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... zatlee, Trudi whu aproofez of diz message "MLB" wrote in message ... John Ross Mc Master wrote: On Tue, 17 May 2011 08:09:31 GMT, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf) wrote: Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds! ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber lisenz tu myownself den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs me sum fuds...but neber bery much der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted lateli, dat izent tru enny moar ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape. Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact. She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health. I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want to EVER have to. My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed 14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly young cat: almost 25% too much. So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to say. She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every 12 hours, as I can. Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows. She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I do give her some extra food. I'm only human, after all. Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all right away. I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised. But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either. hoomins must neffurr neffurr take fudz from kitties! neffurr. hoomins must giff kitties evffurry fudz they ask for. dis is law. sekritari of fudz beauty TuTu joynin in thys idea. Wot TuTu wonts, TuTu getz. Afer al, dats wot kitties ar fur. TuTu |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
On 19 May 2011 14:30:21 GMT, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Thu, 19 May 2011 03:20:56 -0500, Gramby wrote: At diz houze we now haz nu fudz. We izn gettink az muchez az afore. Onlee O T iz fluffi and we shud not hafta suffer. I iz a small kittie and needz muchez fud. Willow waitingf for her gushie fudz dat gramby forgot diz nite Mebbe you all needz to sit on da floor in front of da Gramby and meow pitifully, den fall over from weakness. Mebbe dat would convince her to gif you more crunchy fudz an gooshy fudz. Meanwhile I can 'port ofer some cans of Fancy Feetz and some of ourz kibble (though it's kinda yucky - Blue Buffalo grain-free) to tide you all over. Harri ai haz bin doin dat ebery dai! it dudent wurk fur myownself ai haz bin praktisin mai pittiful luk alla da tiem, ana mai hooman stil woodent gib myownself moar fudz ai finks dat heez trien tu starb myownself tu deth ai iz noffin butted skinz ana boenz nao! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi kitteh wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: She has a LOT of skin....but I sure can't find many bones; especially her ribs I really hate to see her so hungry...but it's for her own good. I keep telling myself that, anyways |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
Dis iz juss not rite. We haz da same purroblim. Efurry day Meowmie putz a
liddle bit uv fudz in owrown bolez. We eetz it, an befur we kan meow, "Fangu fur da apurrtizerz, Meowmie, weze reddy fur da mane korse now," she haz went off to do uther fingz. Dis happinz twice a day, kuz we gitz brekfist an dinner (nevver lunch). Sumtimez I meowz at her to kum to da kichen to see dat da fud bolez iz empty. She sez to me, "Yes, da bole iz empty. How did dat happin?" Sundance Gandalf ingold1234 (at) yahoo (dot) com (Gandalf) wrote in message ... Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds! ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber lisenz tu myownself den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs me sum fuds...but neber bery much der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted lateli, dat izent tru enny moar ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape. Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact. She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health. I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want to EVER have to. My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed 14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly young cat: almost 25% too much. So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to say. She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every 12 hours, as I can. Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows. She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I do give her some extra food. I'm only human, after all. Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all right away. I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised. But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either. |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
ai iz noffin butted skinz ana boenz nao!
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi kitteh wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: She has a LOT of skin....but I sure can't find many bones; especially her ribs I really hate to see her so hungry...but it's for her own good. I keep telling myself that, anyways I feelz your pain! Mine hoomin is tryin to starve usses too. An him tells us it'z fur our good too. Hmmmmph! Harri Human note: Harri and Amelia both still need to lose a fair bit of weight, but they insist that they're absolutely starving. |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
Da gramby got diz Blu wildernez when Wuntie Soft anna Unkle Furry kames
ofver and alreadi we are eatink lezz of itself. I finkz dem iz konspiriting to make mineself looz wait. Piglett anna Willow anna Lizzy are alredi skinny so maybe Lizzie anna Willow eatz dat gushy fudz and I getz a liddle of itself. O T worried "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... ai iz noffin butted skinz ana boenz nao! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi kitteh wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: She has a LOT of skin....but I sure can't find many bones; especially her ribs I really hate to see her so hungry...but it's for her own good. I keep telling myself that, anyways I feelz your pain! Mine hoomin is tryin to starve usses too. An him tells us it'z fur our good too. Hmmmmph! Harri Human note: Harri and Amelia both still need to lose a fair bit of weight, but they insist that they're absolutely starving. |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
Harry rolling on the floor laughing.
I soso wike dat! But dont let Meomie see it! (spoil da suwprise) On May 19, 5:29*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: i dunno 'bowt dat shortage... soft sayz we iz hurkin lezz sinze we started eatin da blue wilderness wif lezz grainz... butted, ifin ursef needsa getz efin, du whut i did onze, i klimbed allaway to da top offa cold box thingy, den whennaa furree kamed to make hizown coffee i hurked allway akrozz da kitchum anna juzt missed hisef... on purpose mind, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message ... On May 17, 9:09 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf) wrote: Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds! ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber lisenz tu myownself den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs me sum fuds...but neber bery much der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted lateli, dat izent tru enny moar ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape. Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact. She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health. I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want to EVER have to. My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed 14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly young cat: almost 25% too much. So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to say. She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every 12 hours, as I can. Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows.. She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I do give her some extra food. I'm only human, after all. Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all right away. I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised. But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either. Terribul! Has yu chekked fur a hole inna fudbole? (Dats wat I tell Meomie wen she wemarks on da fud purroblum of it awl bein eetin) Onyee dis mowrnin I had tu show hur a hurk dat wus onna stare n wus deposited by a sumkat, den wen I wanted more fud, I wus told dat I'd had enuff....Ise starfin! I sympurrfise my furrend....wats we gonna do? Harry, projectile pyookur. |
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halp! mai hooman iz beein meen tu myownself
i kan garentee dat da furree wuz beree surprized, we didunt efun know him
kuld mofe dat fazt, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Harry rolling on the floor laughing. I soso wike dat! But dont let Meomie see it! (spoil da suwprise) On May 19, 5:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: i dunno 'bowt dat shortage... soft sayz we iz hurkin lezz sinze we started eatin da blue wilderness wif lezz grainz... butted, ifin ursef needsa getz efin, du whut i did onze, i klimbed allaway to da top offa cold box thingy, den whennaa furree kamed to make hizown coffee i hurked allway akrozz da kitchum anna juzt missed hisef... on purpose mind, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message ... On May 17, 9:09 am, Gandalf ingold1234(at)yahoo(dot)com (Gandalf) wrote: Effery dai, mai fud bole runs outta fuds! ai likes tu eet a liddle fud atta tiem. den ai takes a nap, or du sumfing else bery imprortunt, an den ai eetz a liddle moar Butted effery dai, mai fud bole runs outa fuds ai go anna telz mai hoomin dat mai fud bole iz EMTI, butted he neber lisenz tu myownself den, just win ai em onna da verj ub starbin tu deth, DEN mai hoomin gibs me sum fuds...but neber bery much der USTA alwaiz be fuds in mai fud bole, liek der shud be, butted lateli, dat izent tru enny moar ai kneeds sum halp beefoar ai starb tu deth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^ lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez Human note: When I took Lorelei for a thorough checkup by the vet I like so much, Lorelei was in excellent shape...except for her shape. Lorelei is rather...err...round. Sort of spherical, to be exact. She is very ...fluffy. Enough so that it's bad for her health. I have never had to give any of my cats insulin, and I really don't want to EVER have to. My vet says Lorelei should weigh about 12 lbs. (5.5 kg) But she weighed 14 lbs. 11 oz. (6.7 kg.) That's a lot of extra weight, even for a fairly young cat: almost 25% too much. So I have been gradually decreasing how much food I give her, until I'm giving her...not enough to keep her happy, all of the time, I'm sorry to say. She is such a sweetheart about it. All she does is want to spend more time in my lap. And I check the clock, so I feed her as close to every 12 hours, as I can. Sometimes I see her sitting by her food bowl, but she rarely even meows. She does looks at me with those big blue eyes of hers...and sometimes I do give her some extra food. I'm only human, after all. Usually, even though I only give her a little, she doesn't eat it all right away. I wish I could find a toy she likes, so she would get some exercised. But then, I don't get as much ex cerise as I should either. Terribul! Has yu chekked fur a hole inna fudbole? (Dats wat I tell Meomie wen she wemarks on da fud purroblum of it awl bein eetin) Onyee dis mowrnin I had tu show hur a hurk dat wus onna stare n wus deposited by a sumkat, den wen I wanted more fud, I wus told dat I'd had enuff....Ise starfin! I sympurrfise my furrend....wats we gonna do? Harry, projectile pyookur. |
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