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Butt juice
Yesterday afternoon I was at the computer and Vino jumped up on the
desk with me. He was unusually affectionate, purring, headbutting and being just generally adorable. I petted him and cooed at him and all that stuff. Suddenly I smelled something *nasty*. I looked at his butt and there was a little puddle of butt juice on my desk and butt juice all in his fur around his butt! Eeeeeeew! Now, I've heard butt juice discussed on the group before. TJ used to tell a funny story about The Flabulous One and butt juice. But I never actually thought that it would happen to Vino! I mean, he's perfect in every way! He wouldn't express his anal glands on my desk! He wouldn't even *have* icky things like anal glands! It's just like little girls always think that princesses don't pee...ummm...that's what *I* used to think anyway... So I was quite shocked, but managed to recover and clean up the desk and Vino's butt. Which he wasn't happy about *at all*. I've never heard him swear that much, ever. I guess he's very particular about letting people near his butt. sigh At least it didn't get on my keyboard or mouse. -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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*ewwwwwwww*
Sharing too much! ;-) Yowie "badwilson" wrote in message ... Yesterday afternoon I was at the computer and Vino jumped up on the desk with me. He was unusually affectionate, purring, headbutting and being just generally adorable. I petted him and cooed at him and all that stuff. Suddenly I smelled something *nasty*. I looked at his butt and there was a little puddle of butt juice on my desk and butt juice all in his fur around his butt! Eeeeeeew! Now, I've heard butt juice discussed on the group before. TJ used to tell a funny story about The Flabulous One and butt juice. But I never actually thought that it would happen to Vino! I mean, he's perfect in every way! He wouldn't express his anal glands on my desk! He wouldn't even *have* icky things like anal glands! It's just like little girls always think that princesses don't pee...ummm...that's what *I* used to think anyway... So I was quite shocked, but managed to recover and clean up the desk and Vino's butt. Which he wasn't happy about *at all*. I've never heard him swear that much, ever. I guess he's very particular about letting people near his butt. sigh At least it didn't get on my keyboard or mouse. -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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Mmmmm... Buuut juice......
-- Mathew Butler to 2 kittens: Chablis & Muscat En Vino Veritas |
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EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
I thought he was perfect! Now this???? Susan M Otis and Chester "badwilson" wrote in message ... Yesterday afternoon I was at the computer and Vino jumped up on the desk with me. He was unusually affectionate, purring, headbutting and being just generally adorable. I petted him and cooed at him and all that stuff. Suddenly I smelled something *nasty*. I looked at his butt and there was a little puddle of butt juice on my desk and butt juice all in his fur around his butt! Eeeeeeew! Now, I've heard butt juice discussed on the group before. TJ used to tell a funny story about The Flabulous One and butt juice. But I never actually thought that it would happen to Vino! I mean, he's perfect in every way! He wouldn't express his anal glands on my desk! He wouldn't even *have* icky things like anal glands! It's just like little girls always think that princesses don't pee...ummm...that's what *I* used to think anyway... So I was quite shocked, but managed to recover and clean up the desk and Vino's butt. Which he wasn't happy about *at all*. I've never heard him swear that much, ever. I guess he's very particular about letting people near his butt. sigh At least it didn't get on my keyboard or mouse. -- Britta Sandpaper kisses, a cuddle and a purr. I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur! Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album |
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badwilson wrote:
Yesterday afternoon I was at the computer and Vino jumped up on the desk with me. He was unusually affectionate, purring, headbutting and being just generally adorable. I petted him and cooed at him and all that stuff. Suddenly I smelled something *nasty*. I looked at his butt and there was a little puddle of butt juice on my desk and butt juice all in his fur around his butt! Eeeeeeew! Now, I've heard butt juice discussed on the group before. TJ used to tell a funny story about The Flabulous One and butt juice. But I never actually thought that it would happen to Vino! I mean, he's perfect in every way! He wouldn't express his anal glands on my desk! He wouldn't even *have* icky things like anal glands! It's just like little girls always think that princesses don't pee...ummm...that's what *I* used to think anyway... So I was quite shocked, but managed to recover and clean up the desk and Vino's butt. Which he wasn't happy about *at all*. I've never heard him swear that much, ever. I guess he's very particular about letting people near his butt. sigh At least it didn't get on my keyboard or mouse. -- Eeewww, Britta. (laughing out loud!) Julie |
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 09:11:21 +0700, "badwilson"
wrote: Yesterday afternoon I was at the computer and Vino jumped up on the desk with me. He was unusually affectionate, purring, headbutting and being just generally adorable. I petted him and cooed at him and all that stuff. Suddenly I smelled something *nasty*. I looked at his butt and there was a little puddle of butt juice on my desk and butt juice all in his fur around his butt! Eeeeeeew! Now, I've heard butt juice discussed on the group before. TJ used to tell a funny story about The Flabulous One and butt juice. But I never actually thought that it would happen to Vino! I mean, he's perfect in every way! He wouldn't express his anal glands on my desk! He wouldn't even *have* icky things like anal glands! It's just like little girls always think that princesses don't pee...ummm...that's what *I* used to think anyway... So I was quite shocked, but managed to recover and clean up the desk and Vino's butt. Which he wasn't happy about *at all*. I've never heard him swear that much, ever. I guess he's very particular about letting people near his butt. sigh At least it didn't get on my keyboard or mouse. My sweet faced little Darla 'shoots poot' when she gets really happy too. Or when she's startled. It is THE all time nastiest smell on the earth. You could wage wars with the stuff I tell you. I've had to completely strip, head to foot, and then jump in the shower before, because I was uncertain as to the exact whereabouts of just one little droplet from my Darla, the Pooter Shooter. YIKES!!!! -bonbon |
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 09:11:21 +0700, "badwilson"
yodeled: Yesterday afternoon I was at the computer and Vino jumped up on the desk with me. He was unusually affectionate, purring, headbutting and being just generally adorable. I petted him and cooed at him and all that stuff. Suddenly I smelled something *nasty*. I looked at his butt and there was a little puddle of butt juice on my desk and butt juice all in his fur around his butt! Eeeeeeew! Now, I've heard butt juice discussed on the group before. TJ used to tell a funny story about The Flabulous One and butt juice. But I never actually thought that it would happen to Vino! I mean, he's perfect in every way! He wouldn't express his anal glands on my desk! He wouldn't even *have* icky things like anal glands! Why not? He's shown you his thingy. It's just like little girls always think that princesses don't pee...ummm...that's what *I* used to think anyway... So I was quite shocked, but managed to recover and clean up the desk and Vino's butt. Which he wasn't happy about *at all*. I've never heard him swear that much, ever. I guess he's very particular about letting people near his butt. sigh At least it didn't get on my keyboard or mouse. Cheated death! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 09:11:21 +0700, "badwilson"
wrote: Now, I've heard butt juice discussed on the group before. TJ used to tell a funny story about The Flabulous One and butt juice. But I never actually thought that it would happen to Vino! I mean, he's perfect in every way! He wouldn't express his anal glands on my desk! He wouldn't even *have* icky things like anal glands! It's just like little girls always think that princesses don't pee...ummm...that's what *I* used to think anyway... My introduction to that nasty stuff was while clipping Trouble's claws. She let it loose on me and I had to wash my arm and change my shirt. I'm the Holder and hubby is the Clipper. She hates to be held and since I freed her nearly immediately when she did it the first time, she learned to use that butt juice as her weapon against me. For a while Trouble would fire off her butt juice any time I irritated her, but now she holds it in reserve for the times I make her really mad. She's a real stinker when she wants to be. Debra in VA |
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