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  #31  
Old June 1st 08, 04:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Daniel Mahoney
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In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna I am readi when u iz. Grabbing his gear then thinking
he doesn't know what he needs but figures there is a moterzycle involved
since Harri is.


Ok, I'z ready. Would you like to drife da motorcycle dis time, or shall
I?

Harri
  #32  
Old June 1st 08, 04:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Send your cats names to the moon

I du it if she leefs me dureng da day.

Bear


Stormmee wrote:
OH i duz dat when her trysta pet minesef too long or gifz minesef

pillz...
Trudi
Lucy wrote in message
...
I keep slashin an biten my momm. Har! Har!

Bear

  #33  
Old June 1st 08, 05:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I iz not sure diz iz gud beclawz she hasta get toonaz ta feed yourself,
Trudi catsiderin herown optshunz
Lucy wrote in message
...
I du it if she leefs me dureng da day.

Bear


Stormmee wrote:
OH i duz dat when her trysta pet minesef too long or gifz minesef

pillz...
Trudi
Lucy wrote in message
...
I keep slashin an biten my momm. Har! Har!

Bear



  #34  
Old June 1st 08, 06:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Oh U drif, itself iz mora funz dat way. O T putting on all the gear and
grabbing da fud sak.
"Daniel Mahoney" wrote in message
...
In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Hihi diz iz O T anna I am readi when u iz. Grabbing his gear then
thinking
he doesn't know what he needs but figures there is a moterzycle involved
since Harri is.


Ok, I'z ready. Would you like to drife da motorcycle dis time, or shall
I?

Harri



  #35  
Old June 1st 08, 07:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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Default Send your cats names to the moon

In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Oh U drif, itself iz mora funz dat way. O T putting on all the gear and
grabbing da fud sak.


Ok, den I'z ready to!

[Harri pulls on her helmet and ties up her chaps, then digs through the
motorcycle saddlebags to make sure all of their supplies are in order.
She climbs on to the bike and starts the engine then waits for OT to get
securely seated.]


Ok, hold on tight!

[Harri revs the engine and pops the clutch. The bike's rear tire spins
and squeals, leaving a dense black cloud of smoke. The bike leaps
forward, and Harri and OT both meow loudly at the feel of acceleration.

As the bike approaches a busy intersection, Harri readies the teleporter
button. A bunch of humans stand on the street corners, waiting for the
lights to cycle their way so they can cross the street. As they hear the
roar of an approaching bike they look to identify the source. When they
sight a big, powerful motorcycle approaching with a couple of cats
riding, they stare. Most of the observers blink their eyes and stare
more.

Harri rides the bike right up to the intersection before hitting the
teleporter button. The surprised humans, already astounded by the sight
of motorcycle-riding cats, don't know what to think when the motorcycle
disappears with a colored flash and the roar of the engine abruptly
stops.

While for Harri and OT the scenery changes from a crowded street, to a
bleak grey dusty plain. The bike zooms up to and over a small hill.
Instead of sailing just a few feet, the bike goes airborn - it sails a
dozen feet above the dusty plain, travelling close to 100 feet before
touching down.]

Woohoo! I luf ridin up here!

[Harri steers the bike towards a low dark building and screeches to a
stop in a garage area. She leads OT into the building and down a
colorful, well-lit hallway. She opens the door to a comfortable room
with lots of soft pillows and cat trees. Sammy, Ranger and Tabitha wave
and meow greetings as OT and Harri enter. A large widow looks out over
the lunar surface.]

Hey, efurrybody. OT an me decided to visit dis place. Fluffybutt, I see
you brought sum fudz - yummy! Here, OT, here's a big plate of snacks an
stuffz. Dis is a joint Catmerican/Catnadian moon base dat has been in
operation for bout a dozen years now. Da area we 'ported to is under a
bigbig dome so we'z can go outside wifout hafing to worry bout da lack
of atmosphere. An talk about fun - watch dis!

[Harri crouches down and leaps toward the far wall. Sailing through 1/6
of earth gravity, she streaks towards a tall cat tree on the opposite
side of the room. Landing atop the cat tree she then leaps to toward the
buffet table and sails to a smooth landing there.]

Up here on da moon we can jump LOADS of places we couldn't jump to on da
Earth. You need to try it, OT!

Harri
  #36  
Old June 1st 08, 08:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Send your cats names to the moon

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Chester, I want tu go ther!

Lucy


Harri Roadcat wrote:
In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Oh U drif, itself iz mora funz dat way. O T putting on all the gear and
grabbing da fud sak.


Ok, den I'z ready to!

[Harri pulls on her helmet and ties up her chaps, then digs through the
motorcycle saddlebags to make sure all of their supplies are in order.
She climbs on to the bike and starts the engine then waits for OT to get
securely seated.]


Ok, hold on tight!

[Harri revs the engine and pops the clutch. The bike's rear tire spins
and squeals, leaving a dense black cloud of smoke. The bike leaps
forward, and Harri and OT both meow loudly at the feel of acceleration.

As the bike approaches a busy intersection, Harri readies the teleporter
button. A bunch of humans stand on the street corners, waiting for the
lights to cycle their way so they can cross the street. As they hear the
roar of an approaching bike they look to identify the source. When they
sight a big, powerful motorcycle approaching with a couple of cats
riding, they stare. Most of the observers blink their eyes and stare
more.

Harri rides the bike right up to the intersection before hitting the
teleporter button. The surprised humans, already astounded by the sight
of motorcycle-riding cats, don't know what to think when the motorcycle
disappears with a colored flash and the roar of the engine abruptly
stops.

While for Harri and OT the scenery changes from a crowded street, to a
bleak grey dusty plain. The bike zooms up to and over a small hill.
Instead of sailing just a few feet, the bike goes airborn - it sails a
dozen feet above the dusty plain, travelling close to 100 feet before
touching down.]

Woohoo! I luf ridin up here!

[Harri steers the bike towards a low dark building and screeches to a
stop in a garage area. She leads OT into the building and down a
colorful, well-lit hallway. She opens the door to a comfortable room
with lots of soft pillows and cat trees. Sammy, Ranger and Tabitha wave
and meow greetings as OT and Harri enter. A large widow looks out over
the lunar surface.]

Hey, efurrybody. OT an me decided to visit dis place. Fluffybutt, I see
you brought sum fudz - yummy! Here, OT, here's a big plate of snacks an
stuffz. Dis is a joint Catmerican/Catnadian moon base dat has been in
operation for bout a dozen years now. Da area we 'ported to is under a
bigbig dome so we'z can go outside wifout hafing to worry bout da lack
of atmosphere. An talk about fun - watch dis!

[Harri crouches down and leaps toward the far wall. Sailing through 1/6
of earth gravity, she streaks towards a tall cat tree on the opposite
side of the room. Landing atop the cat tree she then leaps to toward the
buffet table and sails to a smooth landing there.]

Up here on da moon we can jump LOADS of places we couldn't jump to on da
Earth. You need to try it, OT!

Harri

  #37  
Old June 1st 08, 08:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Send your cats names to the moon

I know. It makes me nervus, doh.

Bear



Stormmee wrote:
I iz not sure diz iz gud beclawz she hasta get toonaz ta feed yourself,
Trudi catsiderin herown optshunz
Lucy wrote in message
...
I du it if she leefs me dureng da day.

Bear


Stormmee wrote:
OH i duz dat when her trysta pet minesef too long or gifz minesef

pillz...
Trudi
Lucy wrote in message
...
I keep slashin an biten my momm. Har! Har!

Bear



  #38  
Old June 1st 08, 09:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Send your cats names to the moon

lemme know when you iz paked anna we kan go... Chester, pakin hizownsef
Lucy wrote in message
...
OHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Chester, I want tu go ther!

Lucy


Harri Roadcat wrote:
In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

Oh U drif, itself iz mora funz dat way. O T putting on all the gear

and
grabbing da fud sak.


Ok, den I'z ready to!

[Harri pulls on her helmet and ties up her chaps, then digs through the
motorcycle saddlebags to make sure all of their supplies are in order.
She climbs on to the bike and starts the engine then waits for OT to get
securely seated.]


Ok, hold on tight!

[Harri revs the engine and pops the clutch. The bike's rear tire spins
and squeals, leaving a dense black cloud of smoke. The bike leaps
forward, and Harri and OT both meow loudly at the feel of acceleration.

As the bike approaches a busy intersection, Harri readies the teleporter
button. A bunch of humans stand on the street corners, waiting for the
lights to cycle their way so they can cross the street. As they hear the
roar of an approaching bike they look to identify the source. When they
sight a big, powerful motorcycle approaching with a couple of cats
riding, they stare. Most of the observers blink their eyes and stare
more.

Harri rides the bike right up to the intersection before hitting the
teleporter button. The surprised humans, already astounded by the sight
of motorcycle-riding cats, don't know what to think when the motorcycle
disappears with a colored flash and the roar of the engine abruptly
stops.

While for Harri and OT the scenery changes from a crowded street, to a
bleak grey dusty plain. The bike zooms up to and over a small hill.
Instead of sailing just a few feet, the bike goes airborn - it sails a
dozen feet above the dusty plain, travelling close to 100 feet before
touching down.]

Woohoo! I luf ridin up here!

[Harri steers the bike towards a low dark building and screeches to a
stop in a garage area. She leads OT into the building and down a
colorful, well-lit hallway. She opens the door to a comfortable room
with lots of soft pillows and cat trees. Sammy, Ranger and Tabitha wave
and meow greetings as OT and Harri enter. A large widow looks out over
the lunar surface.]

Hey, efurrybody. OT an me decided to visit dis place. Fluffybutt, I see
you brought sum fudz - yummy! Here, OT, here's a big plate of snacks an
stuffz. Dis is a joint Catmerican/Catnadian moon base dat has been in
operation for bout a dozen years now. Da area we 'ported to is under a
bigbig dome so we'z can go outside wifout hafing to worry bout da lack
of atmosphere. An talk about fun - watch dis!

[Harri crouches down and leaps toward the far wall. Sailing through 1/6
of earth gravity, she streaks towards a tall cat tree on the opposite
side of the room. Landing atop the cat tree she then leaps to toward the
buffet table and sails to a smooth landing there.]

Up here on da moon we can jump LOADS of places we couldn't jump to on da
Earth. You need to try it, OT!

Harri



  #39  
Old June 1st 08, 09:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Send your cats names to the moon

I haz katsidered, her needsa make you feel lezz nurfuz anna alzo go anna
getta toonaz, make hersef leaf you klothezta sleep on, Trudi
Lucy wrote in message
...
I know. It makes me nervus, doh.

Bear



Stormmee wrote:
I iz not sure diz iz gud beclawz she hasta get toonaz ta feed yourself,
Trudi catsiderin herown optshunz
Lucy wrote in message
...
I du it if she leefs me dureng da day.

Bear


Stormmee wrote:
OH i duz dat when her trysta pet minesef too long or gifz minesef
pillz...
Trudi
Lucy wrote in message
...
I keep slashin an biten my momm. Har! Har!

Bear





  #40  
Old June 1st 08, 09:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Posts: 898
Default Send your cats names to the moon

Dats smart. I wil tel her dat.

Bear


Stormmee wrote:
I haz katsidered, her needsa make you feel lezz nurfuz anna alzo go anna
getta toonaz, make hersef leaf you klothezta sleep on, Trudi
Lucy wrote in message
...
I know. It makes me nervus, doh.

Bear



Stormmee wrote:
I iz not sure diz iz gud beclawz she hasta get toonaz ta feed yourself,
Trudi catsiderin herown optshunz
Lucy wrote in message
...
I du it if she leefs me dureng da day.

Bear


Stormmee wrote:
OH i duz dat when her trysta pet minesef too long or gifz minesef
pillz...
Trudi
Lucy wrote in message
...
I keep slashin an biten my momm. Har! Har!

Bear




 




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