Send your cats names to the moon

O T just looks sort of dumbfounded at all that just happened to them.

Uhmmm OK Harri I willz try. He gathers himself (fluffy boy that he is) and
takes a leap into the room. He goes across the room and surpirses himself
at how far he traveled. Man, I likez diz, Pig needs ta see myownselfz, her
wud like diz. He tosses a toona toward his mouth and it goes way up toward
the top of the dome.

Dang, that is not good. A cat could starve unless they get the hang of this
gravity thing in a quick hurry.
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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"Granby" wrote:

Oh U drif, itself iz mora funz dat way. O T putting on all the gear and
grabbing da fud sak.

Ok, den I'z ready to!

[Harri pulls on her helmet and ties up her chaps, then digs through the
motorcycle saddlebags to make sure all of their supplies are in order.
She climbs on to the bike and starts the engine then waits for OT to get
securely seated.]


Ok, hold on tight!

[Harri revs the engine and pops the clutch. The bike's rear tire spins
and squeals, leaving a dense black cloud of smoke. The bike leaps
forward, and Harri and OT both meow loudly at the feel of acceleration.

As the bike approaches a busy intersection, Harri readies the teleporter
button. A bunch of humans stand on the street corners, waiting for the
lights to cycle their way so they can cross the street. As they hear the
roar of an approaching bike they look to identify the source. When they
sight a big, powerful motorcycle approaching with a couple of cats
riding, they stare. Most of the observers blink their eyes and stare
more.

Harri rides the bike right up to the intersection before hitting the
teleporter button. The surprised humans, already astounded by the sight
of motorcycle-riding cats, don't know what to think when the motorcycle
disappears with a colored flash and the roar of the engine abruptly
stops.

While for Harri and OT the scenery changes from a crowded street, to a
bleak grey dusty plain. The bike zooms up to and over a small hill.
Instead of sailing just a few feet, the bike goes airborn - it sails a
dozen feet above the dusty plain, travelling close to 100 feet before
touching down.]

Woohoo! I luf ridin up here!

[Harri steers the bike towards a low dark building and screeches to a
stop in a garage area. She leads OT into the building and down a
colorful, well-lit hallway. She opens the door to a comfortable room
with lots of soft pillows and cat trees. Sammy, Ranger and Tabitha wave
and meow greetings as OT and Harri enter. A large widow looks out over
the lunar surface.]

Hey, efurrybody. OT an me decided to visit dis place. Fluffybutt, I see
you brought sum fudz - yummy! Here, OT, here's a big plate of snacks an
stuffz. Dis is a joint Catmerican/Catnadian moon base dat has been in
operation for bout a dozen years now. Da area we 'ported to is under a
bigbig dome so we'z can go outside wifout hafing to worry bout da lack
of atmosphere. An talk about fun - watch dis!

[Harri crouches down and leaps toward the far wall. Sailing through 1/6
of earth gravity, she streaks towards a tall cat tree on the opposite
side of the room. Landing atop the cat tree she then leaps to toward the
buffet table and sails to a smooth landing there.]

Up here on da moon we can jump LOADS of places we couldn't jump to on da
Earth. You need to try it, OT!

Harri

OK den... ambles to where she is... plants his paws for her to climb
up...just sayz where you wants go anna i will gladli take yourself, TV
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote in message
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

you know ifin you wants you kuld juzt sit on mine bak anna i kan doit
fur
bof of uses, i iz big enuf anna like i sayed, i duzinet efur mof fazt...
unless of kourze its ta ge furry's pasta sawze, TV

I think I might do that. Thank you, my big string mancat!

Cleo

On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:02:49 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

OK den... ambles to where she is... plants his paws for her to climb
up...just sayz where you wants go anna i will gladli take yourself, TV

['porter twinkles and Anaïs and Tiger float out]

Ooooooh, dis float stuff is kwite a strange feelink! Meow TV an Cleo!
How is you gize?

[Bounces over to Amelia and Tabitha] Pssst! Can you gize whip up
sumfin speshul for mine and Tiger's Purrdays and owr Annifursary? An
if'n I rememfurs korrektly, soon it will be Cleo an TV's!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/1/2008 11:20:30 PM

['porter twinkles and Anaïs and Tiger float out]

Ooooooh, dis float stuff is kwite a strange feelink! Meow TV an Cleo!
How is you gize?

[Bounces over to Amelia and Tabitha] Pssst! Can you gize whip up
sumfin speshul for mine and Tiger's Purrdays and owr Annifursary? An
if'n I rememfurs korrektly, soon it will be Cleo an TV's!

Absopurrlutely! We'z got lots of goodies up here already, an I'z can
port to da warehouse an bring back lotz more. I'z will haf da goodies up
here in jus a few minutes.

Tabitha

In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

OK den... ambles to where she is... plants his paws for her to climb
up...just sayz where you wants go anna i will gladli take yourself, TV

[Cleo daintily climbs up onto TV's back, being careful not to dig in
with her claws. She wraps her front paws around her neck and smooches
the top of his head.]

Thank you, my noble wink. I just can't seem to get the knack of moving
around up here.

Cleo

O T snickers to himselfz. Iffin I kant hit myown mouf wiff a toona, how dey
gonna keepz da fud on da tablez. Hhmmm maybe toonaz in a tube. Hey Harri
wanna go floatink to da topz of da dome anna seez what ourownselves kan see
bout da out? He waves at some of his friends as they go floating by, laying
upside down. Hey guyz diz iz realli kewl.
"Tabitha Fluffytail" wrote in message
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['porter twinkles and Anaïs and Tiger float out]

Ooooooh, dis float stuff is kwite a strange feelink! Meow TV an Cleo!
How is you gize?

[Bounces over to Amelia and Tabitha] Pssst! Can you gize whip up
sumfin speshul for mine and Tiger's Purrdays and owr Annifursary? An
if'n I rememfurs korrektly, soon it will be Cleo an TV's!

Absopurrlutely! We'z got lots of goodies up here already, an I'z can
port to da warehouse an bring back lotz more. I'z will haf da goodies up
here in jus a few minutes.

Tabitha

Hullo, itz purti kule... TV walking slowly so az not to dizturb hizown
wifekittee
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 21:02:49 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

OK den... ambles to where she is... plants his paws for her to climb
up...just sayz where you wants go anna i will gladli take yourself, TV

['porter twinkles and Anaïs and Tiger float out]

Ooooooh, dis float stuff is kwite a strange feelink! Meow TV an Cleo!
How is you gize?

[Bounces over to Amelia and Tabitha] Pssst! Can you gize whip up
sumfin speshul for mine and Tiger's Purrdays and owr Annifursary? An
if'n I rememfurs korrektly, soon it will be Cleo an TV's!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/1/2008 11:20:30 PM

downt worry bowt yourown klawz minez fur iz veri thik... anna i thinkz you
iz gifin minsef da idrmint dat you shuld allatime sit on minez bak... anna i
thinkz da rezun you kant getta hang ofit iz beclawz you iz so dainti anna
lite, TV, walkin slow while his wifekittee gets settled
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote in message
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

OK den... ambles to where she is... plants his paws for her to climb
up...just sayz where you wants go anna i will gladli take yourself, TV

[Cleo daintily climbs up onto TV's back, being careful not to dig in
with her claws. She wraps her front paws around her neck and smooches
the top of his head.]

Thank you, my noble wink. I just can't seem to get the knack of moving
around up here.

Cleo

On Sun, 01 Jun 2008 18:25:08 -0500, Lucy
wrote:



John Ross Mc Master wrote:
Joey, Bear...


i must go to the mun too. fluffykits is there.
beauty

Cinder here! I want moon-shine nip.
Cinder


Letz all go!! Wheneffur yu ar reddy, gurls!

Bear an Joey

Beauty and Cinder get in the teleporter and head to the moon with Joey
and Bear.

i will eat mun fudz! fluufukits have a grate spread. i only way 3
pounds on da mun!
beauty

I will drink moon-shine nip and danse.
Cinder

In article ,
"Granby" wrote:

O T snickers to himselfz. Iffin I kant hit myown mouf wiff a toona, how dey
gonna keepz da fud on da tablez. Hhmmm maybe toonaz in a tube. Hey Harri
wanna go floatink to da topz of da dome anna seez what ourownselves kan see
bout da out? He waves at some of his friends as they go floating by, laying
upside down. Hey guyz diz iz realli kewl.

Dat sounds like fun! Let's do dat.

Harri