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  #11  
Old May 5th 11, 12:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs Lachatte
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Default Missy iz gettin SOFF

On Wed, 4 May 2011 12:01:58 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's nimble, little paws
typed:

Fur insdance ai taps da bwankit an she liffs itted sew ai can go undur
cubbers, ai taps da dorrgnob an she opins da dorr, ai taps da arm wenn
she at da compootur, an she gits up an chayses minesefl speshully if
ai taps wiff a claw purrtwooding. An wen ai gittup in da lap, ai
wiffs mine paw an wayvs itted wike da qween ob Ingwun un ai git
shaowerd wif appurrbayshun.


I iz furry, furry impwessed at how well you haff twained yur hooman!
Purrhaps yoo shuld teech a course in dis....

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/4/2011 7:38:19 PM
  #12  
Old May 5th 11, 07:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_2_]
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Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly. I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri


Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. TuTu
  #13  
Old May 5th 11, 07:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Missy iz gettin SOFF

i iz beginin ta think dat gettin fudz owtta hoominz shuld bea clazz inna
hoomin bootkamp, Trudi
"MLB" wrote in message
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Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly. I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri


Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. TuTu



  #14  
Old May 5th 11, 07:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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I fingk we shud hav a hole fud-relatid kurikkyulum.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i iz beginin ta think dat gettin fudz owtta hoominz shuld bea clazz inna
hoomin bootkamp, Trudi
"MLB" wrote in message
...
Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly.
I find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a
gentle "meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri


Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. TuTu





  #15  
Old May 5th 11, 07:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Missy iz gettin SOFF

i 'greez wif diz totalle, chester, the donut seekin ingezter
"Sundance" wrote in message
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I fingk we shud hav a hole fud-relatid kurikkyulum.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i iz beginin ta think dat gettin fudz owtta hoominz shuld bea clazz inna
hoomin bootkamp, Trudi
"MLB" wrote in message
...
Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back
ub da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly.
I find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a
gentle "meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri

Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. TuTu







  #16  
Old May 5th 11, 10:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly. I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri


Dat is twoowy touching, Harri. Furry sifulized.
Pawaps yoo cud joyn da furculty ob a unlyne college tew teech da yooz
ob da paw.
We cud cawl itted DaPauw Yoonafursitty.
MeOwy, Purrfursor ob Pawtokk


YeUP !! dat wud wurk jest fyne.
ai wike dat nayme 'DaPauw Yoonafursitty'
Hym duz wike tew gib meowmie nosepoinks sew hym izznt 'awl' bad.
Mosey
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Old May 5th 11, 10:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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yeUP, ai ugree, n Beauty cud teech usses ulawt uff fingz. Mosey


I fingk we shud hav a hole fud-relatid kurikkyulum.


Sundance


i iz beginin ta think dat gettin fudz owtta hoominz shuld bea clazz inna
hoomin bootkamp, Trudi


Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.

Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly.
I find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a
gentle "meow", allez gets da desired response.

Harri


Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. TuTu




  #18  
Old May 6th 11, 01:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default Missy iz gettin SOFF

On May 5, 7:08*pm, MLB wrote:
Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.


Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly. I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.


Harri


Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. *Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. *TuTu


TuTu dat is sifillisel beehafyur fur a uncooth hoomin! Yuse furry
wukky! Myne hoomins feed me befurr demselfs too, dats beclaws we twip-
em-up inna kitchun if dey dussnt. Hoomin fud onna kitchun fwoor is
dirsgustin - speshally vergitarian gloop!
Jack, carnifoor.
  #19  
Old May 6th 11, 01:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Missy iz gettin SOFF

*porter twinkles* trudi steps owt wiffa chunck of fwide fishee fur herown
Jack... herya goez,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On May 5, 7:08 pm, MLB wrote:
Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.


Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly.
I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a
gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.


Harri


Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. TuTu


TuTu dat is sifillisel beehafyur fur a uncooth hoomin! Yuse furry
wukky! Myne hoomins feed me befurr demselfs too, dats beclaws we twip-
em-up inna kitchun if dey dussnt. Hoomin fud onna kitchun fwoor is
dirsgustin - speshally vergitarian gloop!
Jack, carnifoor.


  #20  
Old May 20th 11, 12:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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We hazit made when da gramby eadtz fudz she has to fix uz som on purpose.
So we always gits sumphin, well me, O T and Willow uzually only eats people
fud but dat Lizzie is startink to horn in on da aktion. O T out sorts as he
smells chicken cooking

"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On May 5, 7:08 pm, MLB wrote:
Harri Roadcat wrote:
Yes, da paw-tap iz a furry powerful tool when uzed purroperly.


Mineown hoomins is uzually observant enough da when I sits on da back ub
da couch while dey is eatin dinner on da couch, they know to gib me
whatever kind of meat dey is eating. But soemtimez dey is a liddle
unobservant, or jus slow, an I haf to express mineownself more clearly.
I
find da a gentle paw touch on da back ub da head, accompanied by a
gentle
"meow", allez gets da desired response.


Harri


Mi meomi alays feds mee firs. Ifn I finsh firs Iz sitts an luks ata hur
wif sadd Iz an den she mit giv mee mor. TuTu


TuTu dat is sifillisel beehafyur fur a uncooth hoomin! Yuse furry
wukky! Myne hoomins feed me befurr demselfs too, dats beclaws we twip-
em-up inna kitchun if dey dussnt. Hoomin fud onna kitchun fwoor is
dirsgustin - speshally vergitarian gloop!
Jack, carnifoor.

 




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