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Old July 31st 12, 01:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Mark Edwards
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A few days ago, Senyah told me we had a visitor - a lizard. I didn' t
think anything of it, and forgot about it.

Last night, I felt little paws on the bed, and whiskers on my left
cheek. I reached up and petted Apache, who ran off.

A few minutes later, she returns and I feel whiskers on my right
cheek. I reach up to pet Apache, but she decides to lay on my chest
and purr.

She meows at me, and reached a paw toward my pillow. So I take s
quick look.

There is a dead lizard to the left of where my head was. In fact,
there is a dead lizard to the right of where my head was. Oookay
then.

I get up, grab some tissue paper, take the lizards and flush them.

I told Apache what a good hunter she is, thanked her for the lizards
and told her I had put them away for later.

She spent the rest of the night poking around under my pillow, trying
to find the lizards...

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Old July 31st 12, 07:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Joy
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"Mark Edwards" wrote in message
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A few days ago, Senyah told me we had a visitor - a lizard. I didn' t think
anything of it, and forgot about it.

Last night, I felt little paws on the bed, and whiskers on my left cheek.
I reached up and petted Apache, who ran off.

A few minutes later, she returns and I feel whiskers on my right cheek. I
reach up to pet Apache, but she decides to lay on my chest and purr.

She meows at me, and reached a paw toward my pillow. So I take s quick
look.

There is a dead lizard to the left of where my head was. In fact, there is
a dead lizard to the right of where my head was. Oookay then.

I get up, grab some tissue paper, take the lizards and flush them.

I told Apache what a good hunter she is, thanked her for the lizards and
told her I had put them away for later.

She spent the rest of the night poking around under my pillow, trying to
find the lizards...

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Aww! She's a good provider, too.

Joy


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Old July 31st 12, 10:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Adrian[_4_]
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Mark Edwards wrote:
A few days ago, Senyah told me we had a visitor - a lizard. I didn' t
think anything of it, and forgot about it.

Last night, I felt little paws on the bed, and whiskers on my left cheek.
I reached up and petted Apache, who ran off.

A few minutes later, she returns and I feel whiskers on my right cheek. I
reach up to pet Apache, but she decides to lay on my chest and purr.

She meows at me, and reached a paw toward my pillow. So I take s quick look.

There is a dead lizard to the left of where my head was. In fact, there
is a dead lizard to the right of where my head was. Oookay then.

I get up, grab some tissue paper, take the lizards and flush them.

I told Apache what a good hunter she is, thanked her for the lizards and
told her I had put them away for later.

She spent the rest of the night poking around under my pillow, trying to
find the lizards...



You're so ungrateful. ;-)
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Old July 31st 12, 11:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Bastette
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Mark Edwards wrote:

A few days ago, Senyah told me we had a visitor - a lizard. I didn' t
think anything of it, and forgot about it.


Last night, I felt little paws on the bed, and whiskers on my left
cheek. I reached up and petted Apache, who ran off.


A few minutes later, she returns and I feel whiskers on my right
cheek. I reach up to pet Apache, but she decides to lay on my chest
and purr.


She meows at me, and reached a paw toward my pillow. So I take s
quick look.


There is a dead lizard to the left of where my head was. In fact,
there is a dead lizard to the right of where my head was. Oookay
then.


What a smart kitty! The dumb kitten didn't notice the food she'd brought
him, so she *pointed* at them for him. Hint, hint, clueless creature! And
animal behaviorists say that cats don't understand pointing - ha.

I told Apache what a good hunter she is, thanked her for the lizards
and told her I had put them away for later.


She spent the rest of the night poking around under my pillow, trying
to find the lizards...


OK, so maybe she's not a genius.

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Joyce

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going
somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
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Old August 3rd 12, 03:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Takayuki
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2012 20:45:07 +0100, Judith Latham
wrote:
In article ,
Mark Edwards wrote:
I told Apache what a good hunter she is, thanked her for the lizards
and told her I had put them away for later.


She spent the rest of the night poking around under my pillow, trying
to find the lizards...


Oh.. gross.

She was being so generous bringing you two. Maybe she fancied sharing
supper in bed with you, one lizard for you and one for herself.


Aww, that's so cute! Much cuter than my thought, which was that she was
going to make Mark an offer he couldn't refuse.
 




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