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Old November 24th 05, 09:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Tom

A fat young gobbler named Tom one morn
was scratching round the barnyard looking for corn.
He went around the corner without looking first to check,
next thing you know he had an axe at his neck!
Now Tom is on the table, a stick of butter up his butt,
filled with homemade stuffing of oysters, bread, and nuts.
So if you re a fat young bird better listen to your mom
and look before you leap or you'll end up just like Tom.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you from all of me and mine! God bless those
who can not be with us on this beautiful day! Keep them safe and bring them
home soon!


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Old November 25th 05, 05:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Speaking of poor Tom, I see on the local news tonight that the NEXT BIG
THING is turkey testicles...yum.

-PatM

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Old November 25th 05, 05:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Turkey fries you never had them they are good with hot sauce
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Speaking of poor Tom, I see on the local news tonight that the NEXT BIG
THING is turkey testicles...yum.

-PatM



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Old November 26th 05, 03:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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No More Retail wrote:
Turkey fries you never had them they are good with hot sauce

Yeah, I bet I would probably like them if I tasted them with an open
mind. But as it is if I have the choice I'd take sweet potato fries.

-PatM

 




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