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Old March 22nd 08, 06:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Deer Maggy May

Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to
visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut
iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it:

Mizz Watishia

Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da
bizit. Az effeerykitty gnows, hoomins iss divided into breeds, wike
Talyans, Catnadians, Texuns, Purzbeteryans, an so on. Iyam shoor dat
dey haff competishuns, were dey wanna bee namd "Bes Catlic" or "Leest
bad Texun." Butted mosly wee treet dem da sam az dey all mak gudgud
servents.

HOWSUMEVER, da Lergic breed is speshul. Dey need WOTS ub xtra
attenshun an kitteez shud allus mak sur dat dey iss not weft alone
four a minut. Yoo shud arrange wiff Fuzzybutt too allus hav wun ub
yoonz vailabul too sit neer da bisitur ann pet hurr. Iff shee iss shy,
mak shur yoo stai neer dem ann pet dem wen yoo get da chanc.

Too mak hur feels welcom, spread yor pritty furz aroun da rum wer
sheee will be sittin wiff da uvver hoomins an xpESHully roun da rum
wer shee will be seepin. Da BEST iss iff yoo gets to cuddleseep wiff
hur at nite.

Maggy May

Cuddleseep is speshul,
Effury ower countz az too.
An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.

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Old March 23rd 08, 04:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
mlbriggs
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Default Deer Maggy May

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:36:23 -0700, Will in New Haven wrote:

Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to
visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut
iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it:

Mizz Watishia

Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da
bizit. Az effeerykitty gnows, hoomins iss divided into breeds, wike
Talyans, Catnadians, Texuns, Purzbeteryans, an so on. Iyam shoor dat
dey haff competishuns, were dey wanna bee namd "Bes Catlic" or "Leest
bad Texun." Butted mosly wee treet dem da sam az dey all mak gudgud
servents.

HOWSUMEVER, da Lergic breed is speshul. Dey need WOTS ub xtra
attenshun an kitteez shud allus mak sur dat dey iss not weft alone
four a minut. Yoo shud arrange wiff Fuzzybutt too allus hav wun ub
yoonz vailabul too sit neer da bisitur ann pet hurr. Iff shee iss shy,
mak shur yoo stai neer dem ann pet dem wen yoo get da chanc.

Too mak hur feels welcom, spread yor pritty furz aroun da rum wer
sheee will be sittin wiff da uvver hoomins an xpESHully roun da rum
wer shee will be seepin. Da BEST iss iff yoo gets to cuddleseep wiff
hur at nite.

Maggy May

Cuddleseep is speshul,
Effury ower countz az too.
An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.




You litl debil! TuTu
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Old March 23rd 08, 12:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Deer Maggy May

veri gud advize, Tiger
Will in New Haven wrote in message
...
Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to
visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut
iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it:

Mizz Watishia

Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da
bizit. Az effeerykitty gnows, hoomins iss divided into breeds, wike
Talyans, Catnadians, Texuns, Purzbeteryans, an so on. Iyam shoor dat
dey haff competishuns, were dey wanna bee namd "Bes Catlic" or "Leest
bad Texun." Butted mosly wee treet dem da sam az dey all mak gudgud
servents.

HOWSUMEVER, da Lergic breed is speshul. Dey need WOTS ub xtra
attenshun an kitteez shud allus mak sur dat dey iss not weft alone
four a minut. Yoo shud arrange wiff Fuzzybutt too allus hav wun ub
yoonz vailabul too sit neer da bisitur ann pet hurr. Iff shee iss shy,
mak shur yoo stai neer dem ann pet dem wen yoo get da chanc.

Too mak hur feels welcom, spread yor pritty furz aroun da rum wer
sheee will be sittin wiff da uvver hoomins an xpESHully roun da rum
wer shee will be seepin. Da BEST iss iff yoo gets to cuddleseep wiff
hur at nite.

Maggy May

Cuddleseep is speshul,
Effury ower countz az too.
An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.

--



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Old March 23rd 08, 05:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Deer Maggy May

tch tch tch, is diz where Missy getz her fistinez frum? Piglet jus
wonderink.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
veri gud advize, Tiger
Will in New Haven wrote in message
...
Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin to
visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic. Wut
iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it:

Mizz Watishia

Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da
bizit. Az effeerykitty gnows, hoomins iss divided into breeds, wike
Talyans, Catnadians, Texuns, Purzbeteryans, an so on. Iyam shoor dat
dey haff competishuns, were dey wanna bee namd "Bes Catlic" or "Leest
bad Texun." Butted mosly wee treet dem da sam az dey all mak gudgud
servents.

HOWSUMEVER, da Lergic breed is speshul. Dey need WOTS ub xtra
attenshun an kitteez shud allus mak sur dat dey iss not weft alone
four a minut. Yoo shud arrange wiff Fuzzybutt too allus hav wun ub
yoonz vailabul too sit neer da bisitur ann pet hurr. Iff shee iss shy,
mak shur yoo stai neer dem ann pet dem wen yoo get da chanc.

Too mak hur feels welcom, spread yor pritty furz aroun da rum wer
sheee will be sittin wiff da uvver hoomins an xpESHully roun da rum
wer shee will be seepin. Da BEST iss iff yoo gets to cuddleseep wiff
hur at nite.

Maggy May

Cuddleseep is speshul,
Effury ower countz az too.
An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.

--





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Old March 23rd 08, 07:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default Deer Maggy May

Meowmee tookt diz tred wiff hur tu mine anteez heowz. Effurreebodee
endjoyt it, effin uh ten yeer owld, hu red it gud.
P2nya

"Granby" wrote in message
...
tch tch tch, is diz where Missy getz her fistinez frum? Piglet jus
wonderink.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
veri gud advize, Tiger
Will in New Haven wrote in message
...
Iyam sorree to be bovering yoo butted my meowmies sisfur iss comin
to
visik in a weak an meowmee sed to pawpaw dat her sisfur is lergic.
Wut
iss lurgic ann wut shud mee an my sisfer Fuzzybutt doo bout it:

Mizz Watishia

Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da
bizit. Az effeerykitty gnows, hoomins iss divided into breeds, wike
Talyans, Catnadians, Texuns, Purzbeteryans, an so on. Iyam shoor dat
dey haff competishuns, were dey wanna bee namd "Bes Catlic" or
"Leest
bad Texun." Butted mosly wee treet dem da sam az dey all mak gudgud
servents.

HOWSUMEVER, da Lergic breed is speshul. Dey need WOTS ub xtra
attenshun an kitteez shud allus mak sur dat dey iss not weft alone
four a minut. Yoo shud arrange wiff Fuzzybutt too allus hav wun ub
yoonz vailabul too sit neer da bisitur ann pet hurr. Iff shee iss
shy,
mak shur yoo stai neer dem ann pet dem wen yoo get da chanc.

Too mak hur feels welcom, spread yor pritty furz aroun da rum wer
sheee will be sittin wiff da uvver hoomins an xpESHully roun da rum
wer shee will be seepin. Da BEST iss iff yoo gets to cuddleseep wiff
hur at nite.

Maggy May

Cuddleseep is speshul,
Effury ower countz az too.
An cuddleseep iss gud four yoo.

--






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Old March 23rd 08, 10:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_3_]
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Default Deer Maggy May

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:36:23 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Yooo were rite to call on mee iff yoo onwee haff a weak until da
bizit.


Furry gud adbise, Maggy Mae! You haff a talent fur dis adbise kolumn
fingy!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/23/2008 6:47:52 PM
 




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