"Loveable" Louise Mugabe!

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester
Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence

Meowmie n Paw dint fink sew....
Paw gotted reel mad wif me fur dat.
I hurk onna rug sumtimez.
Mosey


Humans have weird ideas about stuff like that. Mom doesn't like it when
I hurk.

Clarence

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a
chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled, but
den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to unpuff ther
tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus go bak to owr
plan that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at da same tyme.
Kind of like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red all
da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it starts
agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium on threts
til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing to
have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as she
doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence
Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to bring
some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence

Mmmmm, I cud bwing sum nip ise cream tew.
Mosey


That sounds good. And I could bring pizzas.

Clarence

How nicenice! Mosey iz a furry nice boycat, Tabitha!

Rebecca

"Tabitha Fluffytail" wrote in message
...
Tabitha, will yew bee myown gurlfriend?
I reely wike yew n yew r sew bootuful n hab a nise attitude tew.
Yew rn't jellous eether.
And yew make sum gudgud fuds tew
Fink bout it, umkay? No hurriez, no worriez.
I will tawk tew yew on Fryday.
nosepoink
Mosey
--off to cuddlenap wif Meowmie

I don't need to fink about it. I would luf to be your girlcatfriend!

Tabitha

In article ,
says...

gently shredded...

Tabitha, will yew bee myown gurlfriend?
I reely wike yew n yew r sew bootuful n hab a nise attitude tew.
Yew rn't jellous eether.
And yew make sum gudgud fuds tew
Fink bout it, umkay? No hurriez, no worriez.
I will tawk tew yew on Fryday.
nosepoink
Mosey
--off to cuddlenap wif Meowmie

UB ~ Awww!!!

Tabitha Fluffytail wrote:
Tabitha, will yew bee myown gurlfriend?
I reely wike yew n yew r sew bootuful n hab a nise attitude tew.
Yew rn't jellous eether.
And yew make sum gudgud fuds tew
Fink bout it, umkay? No hurriez, no worriez.
I will tawk tew yew on Fryday.
nosepoink
Mosey
--off to cuddlenap wif Meowmie

I don't need to fink about it. I would luf to be your girlcatfriend!

Tabitha

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Lucy

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
news
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Lucy wrote:

ClowderCat wrote:
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" ...
On Jul 22, 9:09 am, Adam
Hihi diz iz O T
We all three greez wif diz but we shud giff da ofther leaderz a

chance to
say why dem haz been gone.
I asked fur dem 1st, no reply. Dey 'bandoned us!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
We're here now. We had problems getting our human to come here.
She's untrainable.
Chester and Clarence
Den wud yu purrleez Hisspitt at yur hoomin?
We didunt kno weer yu werr, ya kno.
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
A cupple of times, we have been close to getteng dis all settled,
but den it winds up agin. I fink you shud jus ask effurywon to
unpuff ther tayles, an unpuff yur tayles, tuu, an maybe we cud jus
go bak to owr plan that we could hafffa purresident anna Poohbah at
da same tyme. Kind of like a purresident anna sekreterry of state.

The problem is, effurytime fings settle down, somecat who hasnt red
all da posts comes along an catches upp an gets irritated an it
starts agin. We gotta stop furra minnit. Maybe we needa moratorium
on threts til Saturdee or sumfing.

Lucy, tryeng
That's a good idea. We shouldn't need threats at all. I'm willing
to have Lovable Louise be a Grand Pooh-Bah if she wants as long as
she doesn't make rules for cats to follow.

Clarence

Anna wen we hab dat meeting, we shud hab sum ise cream.
Oh bunk, I mite be
bizzy on Saturday. mrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey
That's a good idea. I love ice cream. Maybe we can get Pitoonya to
bring some of her mice cream!

When and where are we having this meeting?

Clarence

Hiii Giiize!
heer yaaar.
Da sentur of da Mousesikulz© ar awlreddee stufft wiff nip,
I fed sum tu da mice, ya kno!
An da Micekreem© iz in seffurrul flaburz, but sprinklink nip
on top tu mayke uh nip sundae izza gudgud ideer.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Mosey =^. .^=`" wrote in message
. ..

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:07:08 -0500, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble,
little paws typed:


Lucy
We agwee wif all of dis. We want effurycat back heer.

Lucy, Bear, Leo, Honeycat, Jack, Jaspurr, Joey, Charlie an Daisy

Me too!

Tabitha Fluffytail

Me too! Letz moff own!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Mee too. I agree, lets moff on n be happee
*waves tew Tabitha*
Purrs, wuvs n Peece fur awl
Mosey


I berry mutsh uhgree...awl kitteez ar agreeabobble kreetshurz, ya kno.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Lucy" wrote in message
...


Tabitha Fluffytail wrote:
Tabitha, will yew bee myown gurlfriend?
I reely wike yew n yew r sew bootuful n hab a nise attitude tew.
Yew rn't jellous eether.
And yew make sum gudgud fuds tew
Fink bout it, umkay? No hurriez, no worriez.
I will tawk tew yew on Fryday.
nosepoink
Mosey
--off to cuddlenap wif Meowmie

I don't need to fink about it. I would luf to be your girlcatfriend!

Tabitha

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Lucy

Wutta kyute kuppel!

Concatulashunz!

--
Pitô.ônya

Meowmie tellz me ize a catfuzeled kittie. She sayz dat coops hold
chikkenz but LL did a coup. Dey is sum sort of homonymz, watefur dat meenz.

Booker, who duzent kare how yu spell it, just wantz to chase da chikkenz

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
Wazza chikken coup? Sum kinda war?
Jest kurious
Mosey

"Booker"...
loveable Louise, yu kant leeve. yu haf to pervide da chikkens in da coup.

Booker

Adam wrote:
Lucy wrote:
GIFF IT UP!

Lucy
U win. I leeve RPCC in disgrace. Bye.

L.

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

"Mosey =^. .^=`"
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:07:08 -0500, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble,
little paws typed:


Lucy
We agwee wif all of dis. We want effurycat back heer.

Lucy, Bear, Leo, Honeycat, Jack, Jaspurr, Joey, Charlie an Daisy

Me too!

Tabitha Fluffytail

Me too! Letz moff own!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Mee too. I agree, lets moff on n be happee
*waves tew Tabitha*
Purrs, wuvs n Peece fur awl
Mosey


I berry mutsh uhgree...awl kitteez ar agreeabobble kreetshurz, ya kno.
--
Pitô.ônya

Fangu Pitô.ônya

Mosey