DIS iz gnot fair

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

--
Sunrise
I've seen things you kitteez wun't believe.
Mousies acting cheeky like usses weren even DERE.
I watched da birdies dancing an singing right by our front gate..
All those fudzez will be gone sune, wike doo in sun.
Time to pounce.

I duzn know why dat wudent workz. Da gramby kant ofderz fudz but da hoomanz
down da streetz goes into town and bringz her pizza and pasta stuffz but,
like dat shelfish Unkle Billz her don giff us none, Know effen dat sady dog.
Willow all huffed up over this.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

--
Sunrise
I've seen things you kitteez wun't believe.
Mousies acting cheeky like usses weren even DERE.
I watched da birdies dancing an singing right by our front gate..
All those fudzez will be gone sune, wike doo in sun.
Time to pounce.

On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:15:51 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven
wrote:

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

if purresident lovable louise makes me sekretary of fudz i will give
fudz to all kitties!
beauty

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

Meowmie founded owt dat sum uff dem fudz rn't gud fur kitties n doggies.
Wike gwapez n razins r badbad fur kitties n avokadoz r furry bad for
doggies.
Heer, hab sum tunsfishies rapped en ham.

Mosey and Tabitha

--
Sunrise
I've seen things you kitteez wun't believe.
Mousies acting cheeky like usses weren even DERE.
I watched da birdies dancing an singing right by our front gate..
All those fudzez will be gone sune, wike doo in sun.
Time to pounce.

On Nov 13, 7:37 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

Meowmie founded owt dat sum uff dem fudz rn't gud fur kitties n doggies.
Wike gwapez n razins r badbad fur kitties n avokadoz r furry bad for
doggies.
Heer, hab sum tunsfishies rapped en ham.

FANGyo. Doz iz gudgud.

--
Surnise



Mosey and Tabitha



--
Sunrise
I've seen things you kitteez wun't believe.
Mousies acting cheeky like usses weren even DERE.
I watched da birdies dancing an singing right by our front gate..
All those fudzez will be gone sune, wike doo in sun.
Time to pounce.

On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:15:51 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

Ob cawze you cud! Jus cawl up day nice Chineeze lady an ask fur sum,
shrimpeez an lopster, den giff her Unka Bill's kredit kard! Nekst fing
yew kno, da doorbell will ring an you gize can haff a liddle feest!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/13/2008 11:23:28 PM

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
news
On Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:15:51 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady
and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

Ob cawze you cud! Jus cawl up day nice Chineeze lady an ask fur sum,
shrimpeez an lopster, den giff her Unka Bill's kredit kard! Nekst fing
yew kno, da doorbell will ring an you gize can haff a liddle feest!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Tzyneez Tzikkin iz gud tuu.
Itz nize an sovt.
Meowmee sumtymez bryngz hoewm sum moogooguypan furr me.
It iz "hin how' az da Tzyneez lady sez.
--
Pitô.ônya

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Will in New Haven wrote:

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

Sometimz - not often but somtimez - da hoomins is right bout dat stuff.
Once whenmine Paw an me was in da bigbig truck Paw getted himself
somefing called a "furrito" or somefing like dat. Him brought it back to
da truck to eat it, and when I asked for sum him said it was too spicy
fur kitties. Den him getted a phone call and had to go get somefing out
of da sleeper. Him put da furrito down when him went back to da sleeper,
so OF COURSE I had to help mineownself to some of da furrito.

It was furry, furry yummy. Paw taked it away from me when him comed
back, but I had already eated some of it. While it was furry yummy and I
enjoyed eating it, fur da rest of da day I din't specially like using da
lidderbox. It was kind of uncomfortable. So mebbe it was a little too
spicy fur a liddle kitten to eat.

Most of da time, though, us kitties know much, much betterer than our
hoomins.

Harri

Hihi Harri, effer now and dem hoomanz iz rite,,,,,I guess.
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
In article
,
Will in New Haven wrote:

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

Sometimz - not often but somtimez - da hoomins is right bout dat stuff.
Once whenmine Paw an me was in da bigbig truck Paw getted himself
somefing called a "furrito" or somefing like dat. Him brought it back to
da truck to eat it, and when I asked for sum him said it was too spicy
fur kitties. Den him getted a phone call and had to go get somefing out
of da sleeper. Him put da furrito down when him went back to da sleeper,
so OF COURSE I had to help mineownself to some of da furrito.

It was furry, furry yummy. Paw taked it away from me when him comed
back, but I had already eated some of it. While it was furry yummy and I
enjoyed eating it, fur da rest of da day I din't specially like using da
lidderbox. It was kind of uncomfortable. So mebbe it was a little too
spicy fur a liddle kitten to eat.

Most of da time, though, us kitties know much, much betterer than our
hoomins.

Harri

Effen a stopped clock iz right twice a day!

Ryan

Granby wrote:

Hihi Harri, effer now and dem hoomanz iz rite,,,,,I guess.
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
In article

,
Will in New Haven wrote:

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady
and she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees
oar d*ggies an eated it hisownself.

Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an
our d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent wee?

Sometimz - not often but somtimez - da hoomins is right bout dat
stuff. Once whenmine Paw an me was in da bigbig truck Paw getted
himself somefing called a "furrito" or somefing like dat. Him
brought it back to da truck to eat it, and when I asked for sum him
said it was too spicy fur kitties. Den him getted a phone call and
had to go get somefing out of da sleeper. Him put da furrito down
when him went back to da sleeper, so OF COURSE I had to help
mineownself to some of da furrito.

It was furry, furry yummy. Paw taked it away from me when him comed
back, but I had already eated some of it. While it was furry yummy
and I enjoyed eating it, fur da rest of da day I din't specially
like using da lidderbox. It was kind of uncomfortable. So mebbe it
was a little too spicy fur a liddle kitten to eat.

Most of da time, though, us kitties know much, much betterer than
our hoomins.

Harri

--
Peace,
Fred
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).