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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of rehab.
Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly been trying to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed carefully, talking gently to him without looking him in the eyes, and things like that Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is most unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities are already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be disturbed, but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day to feed him, change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, apparently in revenge for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, he has made his paw-washing dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, and has demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the hundredth time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for our little talk when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have sat. Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. Ginger-lyn |
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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
"Ginger-lyn Summer" Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of rehab. Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly been trying to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed carefully, talking gently to him without looking him in the eyes, and things like that Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is most unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities are already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be disturbed, but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day to feed him, change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, apparently in revenge for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, he has made his paw-washing dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, and has demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the hundredth time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for our little talk when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have sat. Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. Ginger-lyn Sounds like Floyd could be one of Roger Waters cats. They sound well suited to each other..attitudes and all. Pfft!! Kyla%b |
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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
"Ginger-lyn Summer" wrote | Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of rehab. | Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly been trying | to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed carefully, talking gently | to him without looking him in the eyes, and things like that | | Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is most | unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. | | He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities are | already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be disturbed, | but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day to feed him, | change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, apparently in revenge | for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, he has made his paw-washing | dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, and has | demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. | | The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the hundredth | time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for our little talk | when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have sat. | | Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. | You best be careful to keep Floyd away from RPCA as it will be a simple matter for him to find his name in a thread title and find out all the horrid things you're telling the world about him. If that happens, finding poo on the edge of the bed will be the least of your worries WRT Mr. Floyd!! |
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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
Ginger-lyn Summer wrote:
Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of rehab. Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly been trying to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed carefully, talking gently to him without looking him in the eyes, and things like that Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is most unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities are already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be disturbed, but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day to feed him, change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, apparently in revenge for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, he has made his paw-washing dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, and has demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the hundredth time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for our little talk when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have sat. Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. Having dealt with the POedness of my sister's cat, Linus, this summer, I can relate. But there's something endearing about their grumpiness, too. Maybe he has a problem with his eyes and that is why he prefers moving water? It seems that cats often dip their paws in their water dish to make it move around and reflect the light, so they can see where the surface is. But without a faucet in the room, I don't know how you could fix that for him, except with an expensive Drinkwell fountain, which is also out of the question. Purrs for you both, and for Floyd's own slave to get out of rehab soon, stay clean, and stay home with his Floyd. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
"Marina" wrote in message ... Ginger-lyn Summer wrote: Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of rehab. Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly been trying to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed carefully, talking gently to him without looking him in the eyes, and things like that Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is most unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities are already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be disturbed, but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day to feed him, change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, apparently in revenge for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, he has made his paw-washing dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, and has demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the hundredth time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for our little talk when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have sat. Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. Having dealt with the POedness of my sister's cat, Linus, this summer, I can relate. But there's something endearing about their grumpiness, too. Maybe he has a problem with his eyes and that is why he prefers moving water? It seems that cats often dip their paws in their water dish to make it move around and reflect the light, so they can see where the surface is. But without a faucet in the room, I don't know how you could fix that for him, except with an expensive Drinkwell fountain, which is also out of the question. Purrs for you both, and for Floyd's own slave to get out of rehab soon, stay clean, and stay home with his Floyd. Our biggest fans of moving water have been the former feral. I sort of think instinct tells them that moving water is safer to drink. Molly just loved to sit and lap water that runs in a rivulet from the hose across the concrete when I'm filling the outdoor water bowls or watering the roses. The actual water in the bowls, not so much. Jo |
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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
Ginger-lyn Summer wrote:
Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of rehab. Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly been trying to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed carefully, talking gently to him without looking him in the eyes, and things like that Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is most unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities are already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be disturbed, but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day to feed him, change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, apparently in revenge for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, he has made his paw-washing dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, and has demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the hundredth time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for our little talk when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have sat. Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. Aaagh. And there's no way to tell him what his life would be like if you hadn't taken him in! Joyce -- Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway. |
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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
i so relate, Lee
"Ginger-lyn Summer" wrote in message 4.46... Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of rehab. Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly been trying to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed carefully, talking gently to him without looking him in the eyes, and things like that Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is most unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities are already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be disturbed, but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day to feed him, change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, apparently in revenge for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, he has made his paw-washing dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, and has demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the hundredth time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for our little talk when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have sat. Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. Ginger-lyn |
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Floyd is a B*st*rd Cat
"Pat" wrote in
et: "Ginger-lyn Summer" wrote | Floyd is my friend's cat I am keeping for him until he is out of | rehab. Floyd is one of the angriest cats I've ever seen. I've slowly | been trying to work with him, sitting on the edge of the bed | carefully, talking gently to him without looking him in the eyes, and | things like that | | Well, Master Floyd is unhappy with his accommodations. And he is | most unhappy with the Hotel du Chats manager, which would be moi. | | He prefers to drink out of a dripping faucet, but those facilities | are already taken by Master Jack. Master Floyd does not like to be | disturbed, but alas, I am forced to disturb him several times a day | to feed him, change litter, and clean out his water dish, which, | apparently in revenge for the loss of his dripping faucet privileges, | he has made his paw-washing | dish instead. He is also most annoyed with the recent hot weather, | and has | demanded that I fix it for him, which I am unable to do. | | The other day, I went into change Master Floyd's water for the | hundredth time, and was about to sit down on the edge of the bed for | our little talk when I noticed it. Poop. Right where I would have | sat. | | Grrrrrr. Floyd truly is among the realms of the B*st*rd Cat. | You best be careful to keep Floyd away from RPCA as it will be a simple matter for him to find his name in a thread title and find out all the horrid things you're telling the world about him. If that happens, finding poo on the edge of the bed will be the least of your worries WRT Mr. Floyd!! ROFLMAO! Ginger-lyn |
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