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Old July 29th 11, 06:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default P:weez furgib meh

oh hai mai gud frendz
ai m riting tew axs yew tew furgib meh fur not pozting moar but mai
mom/sekritary finks hur haz hurted hur rite nee reel bad n hiur kries cuz et
hut=rts sew bad. Hur had boff uff hur neez replased bak en 2001, a yeer
befur ai wiz borned, n dey gotted entew uh badbad metalmonster rdey gotted
reerended bai hoog truk wen dey wuz stopped at uh lite, n dat truk hit dem
going ubaowt 35-45 mph, n pa dint git hurt but mom wint rntew shoh, n dey
taked hur tew da horsepittl n sed hur wuz fine, n nao hur haz bad arft=ritiz
n hur finks dat nee mite hab uh krak innit..hur jest kries sumtymez cuz et
hurts hur sew bad. n huir has pilz hur kan take fur da pane, but da ted sed
dat iffen et dunt feal bedder bai mundai, tew kall hym on da fone fingy n
dey wyl gib dat nee uh xray. hue=r iz skared. ai dunt wike tew seee mai
wunnerful mommy hurt wike dat. Nope..bnad bad truk driver, n dey gotted uh
loyur n bai da tyme hur taked hur feh, dey unlee gotted $3000, jest enuff
tew bai uh krpaay van dat keeped braking daown. nao hur kant hardly move n
hur jest wunts tew sleep lots, n hur takez hur pilz n duz dat but hut nies
dat hur haz fingz tew do hr=eer n hur luffz et heer, n hur wunts meh tew ask
yew tew sai sum healing prayers fur hur n hab mai kitty frends purr n da
doggie frends tailwag fur hur. Hur feals sew bad cuz hur dum pooter eeted
,ozt uff Sunrisez candle messagees up, n hur wint tew uh laowt uf treubbl
tew git dem down rite so hur cud send dem tew Unks Bill n her kriez ubaowt
dat tew n hur jest wunts tew frow diz pooter owt da window. Hur iz vury sad
rite now n asks dat iffen yoo awl wyl PLEEZE furgib hurownself, dat wudmayke
hur feal mutch bedder.
Hur iz gunnna gib usses owr dinner n den goh tew bed,
hur wyl trai tew pozt on sundai. ur luffs awl da hoominz heer n da doggies n
kitties tew cuz yew r awyawz sew nise tew hur.
Fank yew mai wunnerful frendz.
Mosey
..
PS Oh hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy,
ai wuz gonna port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew, but ai hurked awl ovur da
bedroom
rug sew ai bedder stai hoam n take kare uff mommy..Hur dint evun git mad wif
meh..ai fink et wuz da heet.
ai luffs yew mai bootiful wink
Tiss Tygur n Mayzy fur meh.
*nosepoinks*
Yer efferluffin wink hoo luffs yoo moar dan yoo noe.
Mosey --- singing 'luv meh tender' tew yoo

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Old July 29th 11, 06:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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Default P:weez furgib meh

On Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:00:45 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

oh hai mai gud frendz
ai m riting tew axs yew tew furgib meh fur not pozting moar but mai
mom/sekritary finks hur haz hurted hur rite nee reel bad n hiur kries cuz et
hut=rts sew bad. Hur had boff uff hur neez replased bak en 2001, a yeer
befur ai wiz borned, n dey gotted entew uh badbad metalmonster rdey gotted
reerended bai hoog truk wen dey wuz stopped at uh lite, n dat truk hit dem
going ubaowt 35-45 mph, n pa dint git hurt but mom wint rntew shoh, n dey
taked hur tew da horsepittl n sed hur wuz fine, n nao hur haz bad arft=ritiz
n hur finks dat nee mite hab uh krak innit..hur jest kries sumtymez cuz et
hurts hur sew bad. n huir has pilz hur kan take fur da pane, but da ted sed
dat iffen et dunt feal bedder bai mundai, tew kall hym on da fone fingy n
dey wyl gib dat nee uh xray. hue=r iz skared. ai dunt wike tew seee mai
wunnerful mommy hurt wike dat. Nope..bnad bad truk driver, n dey gotted uh
loyur n bai da tyme hur taked hur feh, dey unlee gotted $3000, jest enuff
tew bai uh krpaay van dat keeped braking daown. nao hur kant hardly move n
hur jest wunts tew sleep lots, n hur takez hur pilz n duz dat but hut nies
dat hur haz fingz tew do hr=eer n hur luffz et heer, n hur wunts meh tew ask
yew tew sai sum healing prayers fur hur n hab mai kitty frends purr n da
doggie frends tailwag fur hur. Hur feals sew bad cuz hur dum pooter eeted
,ozt uff Sunrisez candle messagees up, n hur wint tew uh laowt uf treubbl
tew git dem down rite so hur cud send dem tew Unks Bill n her kriez ubaowt
dat tew n hur jest wunts tew frow diz pooter owt da window. Hur iz vury sad
rite now n asks dat iffen yoo awl wyl PLEEZE furgib hurownself, dat wudmayke
hur feal mutch bedder.
Hur iz gunnna gib usses owr dinner n den goh tew bed,
hur wyl trai tew pozt on sundai. ur luffs awl da hoominz heer n da doggies n
kitties tew cuz yew r awyawz sew nise tew hur.
Fank yew mai wunnerful frendz.
Mosey
.
PS Oh hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy,
ai wuz gonna port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew, but ai hurked awl ovur da
bedroom
rug sew ai bedder stai hoam n take kare uff mommy..Hur dint evun git mad wif
meh..ai fink et wuz da heet.
ai luffs yew mai bootiful wink
Tiss Tygur n Mayzy fur meh.
*nosepoinks*
Yer efferluffin wink hoo luffs yoo moar dan yoo noe.
Mosey --- singing 'luv meh tender' tew yoo



hihi mosey! ai em bery sorri tu heer dat yur meowie is habing such a
badbad tiem wid hur neez anna da ofer fingz, tu

ai em sindink mai bestest heelink purrz, tu hep hur tu feel bedder, reel
sun.

lorili
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Old July 29th 11, 02:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default P:weez furgib meh

hihi mosey! ai em bery sorri tu heer dat yur meowie is habing such a
badbad tiem wid hur neez anna da ofer fingz, tu

ai em sindink mai bestest heelink purrz, tu hep hur tu feel bedder, reel
sun.

lorili


And everykitty in my house is purring for your Meowmie too. Even the Dogg
is sending wags and woofs.

Amelia
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Old July 29th 11, 04:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default P:weez furgib meh

PrrrrrrrzPurrrrrrzpurrrZZZZ fur yur meowmie.

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake

On 7/28/2011 10:00 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
oh hai mai gud frendz
ai m riting tew axs yew tew furgib meh fur not pozting moar but mai
mom/sekritary finks hur haz hurted hur rite nee reel bad n hiur kries
cuz et hut=rts sew bad. Hur had boff uff hur neez replased bak en 2001,
a yeer befur ai wiz borned, n dey gotted entew uh badbad metalmonster
rdey gotted reerended bai hoog truk wen dey wuz stopped at uh lite, n
dat truk hit dem going ubaowt 35-45 mph, n pa dint git hurt but mom wint
rntew shoh, n dey taked hur tew da horsepittl n sed hur wuz fine, n nao
hur haz bad arft=ritiz n hur finks dat nee mite hab uh krak innit..hur
jest kries sumtymez cuz et hurts hur sew bad. n huir has pilz hur kan
take fur da pane, but da ted sed dat iffen et dunt feal bedder bai
mundai, tew kall hym on da fone fingy n dey wyl gib dat nee uh xray.
hue=r iz skared. ai dunt wike tew seee mai wunnerful mommy hurt wike
dat. Nope..bnad bad truk driver, n dey gotted uh loyur n bai da tyme hur
taked hur feh, dey unlee gotted $3000, jest enuff tew bai uh krpaay van
dat keeped braking daown. nao hur kant hardly move n hur jest wunts tew
sleep lots, n hur takez hur pilz n duz dat but hut nies dat hur haz
fingz tew do hr=eer n hur luffz et heer, n hur wunts meh tew ask yew tew
sai sum healing prayers fur hur n hab mai kitty frends purr n da doggie
frends tailwag fur hur. Hur feals sew bad cuz hur dum pooter eeted ,ozt
uff Sunrisez candle messagees up, n hur wint tew uh laowt uf treubbl tew
git dem down rite so hur cud send dem tew Unks Bill n her kriez ubaowt
dat tew n hur jest wunts tew frow diz pooter owt da window. Hur iz vury
sad rite now n asks dat iffen yoo awl wyl PLEEZE furgib hurownself, dat
wudmayke hur feal mutch bedder.
Hur iz gunnna gib usses owr dinner n den goh tew bed,
hur wyl trai tew pozt on sundai. ur luffs awl da hoominz heer n da
doggies n kitties tew cuz yew r awyawz sew nise tew hur.
Fank yew mai wunnerful frendz.
Mosey
.
PS Oh hai mai bootiful wink MeOwy,
ai wuz gonna port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew, but ai hurked awl ovur
da bedroom
rug sew ai bedder stai hoam n take kare uff mommy..Hur dint evun git mad
wif meh..ai fink et wuz da heet.
ai luffs yew mai bootiful wink
Tiss Tygur n Mayzy fur meh.
*nosepoinks*
Yer efferluffin wink hoo luffs yoo moar dan yoo noe.
Mosey --- singing 'luv meh tender' tew yoo

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Old July 29th 11, 04:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default P:weez furgib meh

On Jul 29, 1:00*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
oh hai mai gud frendz
ai m riting tew axs yew tew furgib meh fur not pozting moar but mai
mom/sekritary finks hur haz hurted hur rite nee reel bad n hiur kries cuz et
hut=rts sew bad.


Wee will wate for yoor amoozin an interstin posses until yoor Mommy
feels betterer. An wee ar purring dat shee dew so sune.

--
WooToo four her Hous

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Old July 29th 11, 05:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Default P:weez furgib meh

On Jul 29, 6:00*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
oh hai mai gud frendz
ai m riting tew axs yew tew furgib meh fur not pozting moar but mai
mom/sekritary finks hur haz hurted hur rite nee reel bad n hiur kries cuz et
hut=rts sew bad. Hur had boff uff hur neez replased bak en 2001, a yeer
befur ai wiz borned, n dey gotted entew uh badbad *metalmonster rdey gotted
reerended bai hoog truk wen dey wuz stopped at uh lite, n dat truk hit dem
going ubaowt 35-45 mph, n pa dint git hurt but mom wint rntew shoh, n dey
taked hur tew da horsepittl n sed hur wuz fine, n nao hur haz bad arft=ritiz
n hur finks dat nee mite hab uh krak innit..hur jest kries sumtymez cuz et
hurts hur sew bad. n huir has pilz hur kan take fur da pane, but da ted sed
dat iffen et dunt feal bedder bai mundai, tew kall hym on da fone fingy n
dey wyl gib dat nee uh xray. *hue=r iz skared. *ai dunt wike tew seee mai
wunnerful mommy hurt wike dat. *Nope..bnad bad truk driver, n dey gotted uh
loyur n bai da tyme hur taked hur feh, dey unlee gotted $3000, jest enuff
tew bai uh krpaay van dat keeped braking daown. *nao hur kant hardly move n
hur jest wunts tew sleep lots, n hur takez hur pilz n duz dat but hut nies
dat hur haz fingz tew do hr=eer n hur luffz et heer, n hur wunts meh tew ask
yew tew sai sum healing prayers fur hur n hab mai kitty frends purr n da
doggie frends tailwag fur hur. *Hur feals sew bad cuz hur dum pooter eeted
,ozt uff Sunrisez candle messagees up, n hur wint tew uh laowt uf treubbl
tew git dem down rite so hur cud send dem tew Unks Bill n her kriez ubaowt
dat tew n hur jest wunts tew frow diz pooter owt da window. Hur iz vury sad
rite now n asks dat iffen yoo awl wyl PLEEZE furgib hurownself, dat wudmayke
hur feal mutch bedder.
Hur iz gunnna gib usses owr dinner n den goh tew bed,
hur wyl trai tew pozt on sundai. ur luffs awl da hoominz heer n da doggies n
kitties *tew cuz yew r awyawz sew nise tew hur.
Fank yew mai wunnerful frendz.
Mosey
.
PS Oh hai mai bootiful *wink MeOwy,
ai wuz gonna port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew, but ai hurked awl ovur da
bedroom
rug sew ai bedder stai hoam n take kare uff mommy..Hur dint evun git mad wif
meh..ai fink et wuz da heet.
ai luffs yew mai bootiful wink
Tiss Tygur n Mayzy fur meh.
*nosepoinks*
Yer efferluffin wink hoo luffs yoo moar dan yoo noe.
Mosey --- singing 'luv meh tender' tew yoo


Oh Mosey! Yure poor Meomie! Wees sendin speshal scottish purrz (world
famous fur dare heelin pwoperties) n Meomie is sendin dose noysy
baggypypes tu scare awai dose pain monsturs, n she's sendin yure
Meomie bigbig hugs n sum camomile tee fur hur tu sip n feel bedder.
Twee Gordon Kittiez purrin up a storm!
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Old July 29th 11, 10:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default P:weez furgib meh


"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
hihi mosey! ai em bery sorri tu heer dat yur meowie is habing such a
badbad tiem wid hur neez anna da ofer fingz, tu

ai em sindink mai bestest heelink purrz, tu hep hur tu feel bedder,
reel
sun.

lorili


And everykitty in my house is purring for your Meowmie too. Even the
Dogg
is sending wags and woofs.

Amelia

Dat sointinlee iz bad mewz.

Purrz frum me an mine sisfurr.

Pit2nya


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Old July 30th 11, 06:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default P:weez furgib meh

On Jul 29, 1:00*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
oh hai mai gud frendz
ai m riting tew axs yew tew furgib meh fur not pozting moar but mai
mom/sekritary finks hur haz hurted hur rite nee reel bad n hiur kries cuz et
hut=rts sew bad. Hur had boff uff hur neez replased bak en 2001, a yeer
befur ai wiz borned, n dey gotted entew uh badbad *metalmonster rdey gotted
reerended bai hoog truk wen dey wuz stopped at uh lite, n dat truk hit dem
going ubaowt 35-45 mph, n pa dint git hurt but mom wint rntew shoh, n dey
taked hur tew da horsepittl n sed hur wuz fine, n nao hur haz bad arft=ritiz
n hur finks dat nee mite hab uh krak innit..hur jest kries sumtymez cuz et
hurts hur sew bad. n huir has pilz hur kan take fur da pane, but da ted sed
dat iffen et dunt feal bedder bai mundai, tew kall hym on da fone fingy n
dey wyl gib dat nee uh xray. *hue=r iz skared. *ai dunt wike tew seee mai
wunnerful mommy hurt wike dat. *Nope..bnad bad truk driver, n dey gotted uh
loyur n bai da tyme hur taked hur feh, dey unlee gotted $3000, jest enuff
tew bai uh krpaay van dat keeped braking daown. *nao hur kant hardly move n
hur jest wunts tew sleep lots, n hur takez hur pilz n duz dat but hut nies
dat hur haz fingz tew do hr=eer n hur luffz et heer, n hur wunts meh tew ask
yew tew sai sum healing prayers fur hur n hab mai kitty frends purr n da
doggie frends tailwag fur hur. *Hur feals sew bad cuz hur dum pooter eeted
,ozt uff Sunrisez candle messagees up, n hur wint tew uh laowt uf treubbl
tew git dem down rite so hur cud send dem tew Unks Bill n her kriez ubaowt
dat tew n hur jest wunts tew frow diz pooter owt da window. Hur iz vury sad
rite now n asks dat iffen yoo awl wyl PLEEZE furgib hurownself, dat wudmayke
hur feal mutch bedder.
Hur iz gunnna gib usses owr dinner n den goh tew bed,
hur wyl trai tew pozt on sundai. ur luffs awl da hoominz heer n da doggies n
kitties *tew cuz yew r awyawz sew nise tew hur.
Fank yew mai wunnerful frendz.
Mosey
.
PS Oh hai mai bootiful *wink MeOwy,
ai wuz gonna port ovur n spend da nite wiff yew, but ai hurked awl ovur da
bedroom
rug sew ai bedder stai hoam n take kare uff mommy..Hur dint evun git mad wif
meh..ai fink et wuz da heet.
ai luffs yew mai bootiful wink
Tiss Tygur n Mayzy fur meh.
*nosepoinks*
Yer efferluffin wink hoo luffs yoo moar dan yoo noe.
Mosey --- singing 'luv meh tender' tew yoo


Yesfurday sew tewwibwee tewwibl fur mine wink Mosey an fur hisown
Meowmie dat ai purrd an purrd an purrd an effen asksed tu da Bast tew
mayk tewday a gud day, er deigh fur da tew uf demsefls.
Sew doont wurry yoo can port offur an gitted intew mine pwush gowden
weet cuwwered roun bed an curel up an tayk a wong gnap wif minesefl.
An usses wil purr. OK?
Wuffs an a big hug, MeOwy
*nosepoink*
 




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